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Phoenix Dark

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What's your favorite sexual position?
« on: November 27, 2006, 12:57:31 AM »
I think cowgirl looks amazing. I want to do that

Doggystyle comes in second I suppose
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Re: What's your favorite sexual position?
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2006, 12:59:19 AM »
I'd like to answer truthfully, but for fucks' sake PD.
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G The Resurrected

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Re: What's your favorite sexual position?
« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2006, 12:59:51 AM »
My favorites

Missionary to Cowgirl
Doggie to Reverse Cowgirl

also fucking from the side that works too.

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Re: What's your favorite sexual position?
« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2006, 01:00:19 AM »
:lol
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Re: What's your favorite sexual position?
« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2006, 01:01:02 AM »
all you people talk about is sex... sheesh
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Re: What's your favorite sexual position?
« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2006, 01:01:51 AM »
all you people talk about is sex... sheesh

Too bad you don't have any
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Re: What's your favorite sexual position?
« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2006, 01:03:20 AM »
My favorites

Missionary to Cowgirl
Doggie to Reverse Cowgirl

also fucking from the side that works too.

You get tired and need to lie down? :lol

Phoenix Dark

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Re: What's your favorite sexual position?
« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2006, 01:04:49 AM »
Speaking of cowgirl, wouldn't that be impossible for two guys to do?
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Re: What's your favorite sexual position?
« Reply #8 on: November 27, 2006, 01:05:50 AM »
Reverse piledriver.

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Re: What's your favorite sexual position?
« Reply #9 on: November 27, 2006, 01:07:03 AM »
the spoon position.  That's the position for a lazy couple.

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Re: What's your favorite sexual position?
« Reply #10 on: November 27, 2006, 01:08:36 AM »
the bohemian bomber
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: What's your favorite sexual position?
« Reply #11 on: November 27, 2006, 01:11:17 AM »
the spoon position.  That's the position for a lazy couple.

What's that?
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Re: What's your favorite sexual position?
« Reply #12 on: November 27, 2006, 01:20:13 AM »
Blowjob.


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« Reply #13 on: November 27, 2006, 01:24:47 AM »
the spoon position.  That's the position for a lazy couple.

What's that?
Laying on your sides and basically you're fucking her from behind but laying down.  It's so fucking awesome.  It's all the pleasure without all the hard work.  It also feels tighter in that position for one reason or anothe.  It also gives easy access to the beautiful gorgeous tits that you've been wanting to touch.  Holy fucking I love that position.  And if you're really talented... you can give her a nice little reach around and stimulate her while you're also fucking her in that nice little vagina.  It's also a nice position if you want to get access to anal.  It works so perfectly.  Not to mention, once you're done.  you just put your pants back on and you're ready to go.  Or if you want to soak in your own juices, you just pull out a little and lay there.  I actually like staying in for a while afterwards and just kind of relaxing while it naturally wiggles it's way out.  OH MY FUCKING LORD I'M HORNY.

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Re: What's your favorite sexual position?
« Reply #14 on: November 27, 2006, 01:25:12 AM »
I numb my left hand until it gets numb and then masturbate. It's called the stranger. My favorite. :hyper :hyper :hyper :hyper :hump

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Re: What's your favorite sexual position?
« Reply #15 on: November 27, 2006, 01:26:22 AM »
the spoon position.  That's the position for a lazy couple.

What's that?
Laying on your sides and basically you're fucking her from behind but laying down.  It's so fucking awesome.  It's all the pleasure without all the hard work.  It also feels tighter in that position for one reason or anothe.  It also gives easy access to the beautiful gorgeous tits that you've been wanting to touch.  Holy fucking I love that position.  And if you're really talented... you can give her a nice little reach around and stimulate her while you're also fucking her in that nice little vagina.  It's also a nice position if you want to get access to anal.  It works so perfectly.  Not to mention, once you're done.  you just put your pants back on and you're ready to go.  Or if you want to soak in your own juices, you just pull out a little and lay there.  I actually like staying in for a while afterwards and just kind of relaxing while it naturally wiggles it's way out.  OH MY FUCKING LORD I'M HORNY.

I was a fan of that freshman year of college, cept the wiggling out thing lol.

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« Reply #16 on: November 27, 2006, 01:27:19 AM »
I numb my left hand until it gets numb and then masturbate. It's called the stranger. My favorite. :hyper :hyper :hyper :hyper :hump
Did you tell that bitch  to stop text messaging you?  You should have gotten some head first.  Fatties always give the best head because they know they need something to get a man and it sure as hell isn't going to be that fucking tubby ass belly of theirs.

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Re: What's your favorite sexual position?
« Reply #17 on: November 27, 2006, 01:27:44 AM »
Mupepe's right, spooning is awesome, but I like cowgirl too.

:shh

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Re: What's your favorite sexual position?
« Reply #18 on: November 27, 2006, 01:29:27 AM »
Missionary with my knees pressed down by my shoulders.  Good thing mom's too dead to read this!
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Re: What's your favorite sexual position?
« Reply #19 on: November 27, 2006, 01:31:21 AM »
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Re: What's your favorite sexual position?
« Reply #20 on: November 27, 2006, 01:33:00 AM »
This thread is a success

unlike your sex life
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« Reply #21 on: November 27, 2006, 01:34:41 AM »
Missionary with my knees pressed down by my shoulders.  Good thing mom's too dead to read this!
I did that today  :shh

And Cloud, reverse cowgirl is best while watching a tv show or movie

Phoenix Dark

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Re: What's your favorite sexual position?
« Reply #22 on: November 27, 2006, 01:36:10 AM »
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Re: What's your favorite sexual position?
« Reply #23 on: November 27, 2006, 01:37:52 AM »
Cowgirl.
And Cloud, reverse cowgirl is best while watching a tv show or movie
wtf?

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Re: What's your favorite sexual position?
« Reply #24 on: November 27, 2006, 01:38:37 AM »
Missionary with my knees pressed down by my shoulders.  Good thing mom's too dead to read this!

That sounds uncomfortable, but I guess that's the price one has to pay to get some good deep dicking.

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Re: What's your favorite sexual position?
« Reply #25 on: November 27, 2006, 01:39:52 AM »
Missionary with my knees pressed down by my shoulders.  Good thing mom's too dead to read this!
I did that today  :shh

And Cloud, reverse cowgirl is best while watching a tv show or movie

I seem to have trouble with that one... maybe it just seems awkward to me, or I just suck.

Phoenix Dark

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Re: What's your favorite sexual position?
« Reply #26 on: November 27, 2006, 01:41:06 AM »
Missionary with my knees pressed down by my shoulders.  Good thing mom's too dead to read this!

That sounds uncomfortable, but I guess that's the price one has to pay to get some good deep dicking.

Small dicks, tsk tsk
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Re: What's your favorite sexual position?
« Reply #27 on: November 27, 2006, 01:43:03 AM »
...doggy looks cool...





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Re: What's your favorite sexual position?
« Reply #28 on: November 27, 2006, 01:47:29 AM »
Missionary with my knees pressed down by my shoulders.  Good thing mom's too dead to read this!
I did that today  :shh

And Cloud, reverse cowgirl is best while watching a tv show or movie

I seem to have trouble with that one... maybe it just seems awkward to me, or I just suck.

You have to learn to work your ass movements. You and demi will get the hang of it.

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Re: What's your favorite sexual position?
« Reply #29 on: November 27, 2006, 01:57:17 AM »
Missionary with my knees pressed down by my shoulders.  Good thing mom's too dead to read this!
I did that today  :shh

And Cloud, reverse cowgirl is best while watching a tv show or movie

I seem to have trouble with that one... maybe it just seems awkward to me, or I just suck.
Nah, it's pretty awkward until you get used to it.  It's a different movement of the hips than most positions.  It's like the white people's doggy style so we can both watch Lost.

Phoenix Dark

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Re: What's your favorite sexual position?
« Reply #30 on: November 27, 2006, 01:58:55 AM »
White people do doggystyle?
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« Reply #31 on: November 27, 2006, 01:59:45 AM »
White people do doggystyle?
when I want to pull her hair like reigns on a horse I do.

Phoenix Dark

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Re: What's your favorite sexual position?
« Reply #32 on: November 27, 2006, 02:01:02 AM »
But you're not white >:(
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G The Resurrected

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Re: What's your favorite sexual position?
« Reply #33 on: November 27, 2006, 02:04:15 AM »
For me i love the spooning but damnit it sometimes you go right into anal. Sometimes thats a good thing though. Other times sex just ends right there.

Cowgirl is awesome if you wanna play videogames or some shit. I remember one time her playing FFX-2 while she was fucking me. That was awesome. I didnt care for shit that she was playing a game. None the less watching tv or movies together also works nice too.

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Re: What's your favorite sexual position?
« Reply #34 on: November 27, 2006, 02:10:09 AM »
White people don't doggystyle?  That's like second best, since I can lay down all lazy like and just worry about holding my hips up.
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Re: What's your favorite sexual position?
« Reply #35 on: November 27, 2006, 02:17:28 AM »
I've never played a video game or watched TV while on top, but now I want to

Seems it would be distracting though

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Re: What's your favorite sexual position?
« Reply #36 on: November 27, 2006, 02:26:13 AM »
There's a first time for everything.
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Re: What's your favorite sexual position?
« Reply #37 on: November 27, 2006, 02:33:44 AM »
There's a first time for everything.

Practice makes perfect!

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Re: What's your favorite sexual position?
« Reply #38 on: November 27, 2006, 02:38:14 AM »
 :o
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: What's your favorite sexual position?
« Reply #39 on: November 27, 2006, 02:38:44 AM »
White people don't doggystyle?  That's like second best, since I can lay down all lazy like and just worry about holding my hips up.

Obviously I was joking >:(
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Re: What's your favorite sexual position?
« Reply #40 on: November 27, 2006, 04:08:44 AM »
What a shocking thread.

My favourite position is charmingly known as 'Face Fucking'.

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G The Resurrected

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Re: What's your favorite sexual position?
« Reply #41 on: November 27, 2006, 04:54:26 AM »
I've never played a video game or watched TV while on top, but now I want to

Seems it would be distracting though

Yeah it took a while to get the hang of it. But if the guy is focused on the sex rather than what the girl is doing its all good. Eventually the girl gets into it sometime while doing it. But its not hard thats for sure.

I blame viagra for making this possible. I'd get to work on fucking multiple times when i was on that shit. Girls with multiple orgasm's rock.

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Re: What's your favorite sexual position?
« Reply #42 on: November 27, 2006, 05:35:46 AM »
Sex and videogames is one of my 'do before I die" list things.  DO NOT RUIN IT FOR ME!

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Re: What's your favorite sexual position?
« Reply #43 on: November 27, 2006, 06:26:36 AM »
I really should adhere to my personal policy of not posting in a thread that ZomBz has befouled, but I like doggy.  The old lady DEMANDS hamster style, though.
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Re: What's your favorite sexual position?
« Reply #44 on: November 27, 2006, 06:57:56 AM »
Rear Naked Choke. :lol

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Re: What's your favorite sexual position?
« Reply #45 on: November 27, 2006, 07:02:58 AM »
Rear Naked Choke. :lol

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Re: What's your favorite sexual position?
« Reply #46 on: November 27, 2006, 07:27:42 AM »
Interesting Waychel Interesting!

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Re: What's your favorite sexual position?
« Reply #47 on: November 27, 2006, 07:31:39 AM »
Doggy, Missionary with legs up on his shoulders come in a close second though.
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Re: What's your favorite sexual position?
« Reply #48 on: November 27, 2006, 07:33:12 AM »
Fucking Megafoo on a regular basis now? Sounds like things have gone back to normal. You on your knees or on your back. no offense just fucking around.

I hate getting knee burns from doing doggie though that sucks.

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Re: What's your favorite sexual position?
« Reply #49 on: November 27, 2006, 07:42:50 AM »
Heh, irony. :)
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Re: What's your favorite sexual position?
« Reply #50 on: November 27, 2006, 07:47:43 AM »
I like being on top if I have something to hold on to for leverage, say a couch or something.
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Re: What's your favorite sexual position?
« Reply #52 on: November 27, 2006, 10:12:34 AM »
hmmm not sure favorite... i like to finish doggy though most of the time
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Re: What's your favorite sexual position?
« Reply #53 on: November 27, 2006, 10:27:03 AM »
Cleveland Steamer
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Re: What's your favorite sexual position?
« Reply #54 on: November 27, 2006, 10:37:03 AM »
My last girl actually liked missionary with my hand around her throat and her latching on to my shoulders. I liked it too :-*

and Cowgirl (Reverse) is hot but its better when she raises herself up off your body a little and you work your own magic :-[
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Re: What's your favorite sexual position?
« Reply #55 on: November 27, 2006, 11:19:09 AM »
I like being on top if I have something to hold on to for leverage, say a couch or something.
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You sound like you like your sex
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Re: What's your favorite sexual position?
« Reply #56 on: November 27, 2006, 11:31:08 AM »
I have this thread a 3 Finger Salute :-[
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« Reply #57 on: November 27, 2006, 11:42:23 AM »
I have this thread a 3 Finger Salute :-[



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Re: What's your favorite sexual position?
« Reply #58 on: November 27, 2006, 11:46:49 AM »
Two in the pink one in the stink babeh!
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Re: What's your favorite sexual position?
« Reply #59 on: November 27, 2006, 12:13:17 PM »
I like a slightly modified spooning position.  Instead of facing the same direction I am she lays at an angle and twists her torso slightly so both her shoulders are flat against the bed.  It's comfortable, we can kiss, and I have easy access to breasts/clit.  Perfect.

Bending her over the bathroom sink is also at the top of my list.

Variety is good, though.