KY Yours & Mine - the mystery solved

[Ecrofirt]

The 'yours' is the one that goes on the guy's pecker. It's basically a warming lubricant that just makes your dick hot.

The 'mine' is the one that goes on girl's pleasurehole. It's like peppermint death.

Combining them does nothing good. It's like icy got on your genitals. Fuck that shit.

In fact, fuck the 'mine' all together. I don't want to feel like I'm fucking a corpse.

What a giant waste of dough.

[Ecrofirt]

Oh, btw I posted this because nowhere on the box does it explain what the two sensations are like.

[Greatness Gone]

Just use your saliva.

[Ecrofirt]

Have you ever tried it? Saliva doesn't work well enough at all.

[TVC15]

I don't want to feel like I'm fucking a corpse.

Freak.

[Greatness Gone]

I saw that. But no, I've never tried it. Astroglide forever!

[Ecrofirt]

oh god, just seeing your name made me entertain the idea of my asshole tingling with peppermint.

::orgasmic shudder::

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

The 'mine' is the one that goes on girl's pleasurehole.

A man's wallet?

[TVC15]

You were cooking naked?

[Ecrofirt]

I've had habenero pepper sauce get on my dick quite a few times. Well, not directly on the dick, but I've cooked with the sauce or eaten something with it, and then scratched or taken a piss later on only to be in agony for an hour.

NOTHING gets the feeling of hot pepper off your dick except the bitter passage of time.

[demi]

Did you bite her nipples, Ecrofirt?

[Ecrofirt]

Did you bite her nipples, Ecrofirt?

...no..?

[demi]

Guess we know who the dead lay is

[Van Cruncheon]

I put icy hot on my dick once as part of a dare.  Most unpleasant.

i've done this, too. :'(

[DJ_Tet]

Panthers WR Steve Smith admits to putting Tiger Balm in his jockstrap on gamedays to irritate him and piss him off.

He's badass, it must work.

[Brehvolution]

I hope Nikki doesn't find out about this.

[xnikki118x]

I hope Nikki doesn't find out about this.

About what?

KY Yours & Mine SUCKS.

And I'm definitely not a dead lay, thankyouverymuch.

[Greatness Gone]

I wonder what a rotting vagina feels like....

[demi]

I hope Nikki doesn't find out about this.

And I'm definitely not a dead lay, thankyouverymuch.

Don't worry honey, I wasn't referring to you.

Call me when things get rocky.

[Madrun Badrun]

I wonder what a rotting vagina feels like....

kind of rubbery with a slim cover, at least Demi's moms was like that. 

[TVC15]

I wonder what a rotting vagina feels like....

Depends how far into decomposition it is.  You definitely want to hit it before it dries out, which is like 20ish days in.  I wouldn't want to fuck a chick in the bloating stage of decomposition since she'd be all fat, and I think  that's the most active time for there to be nasty gases and acids all over the place.  Post-bloat, when it's less active, I think would be slightly better, although the body is very fragile then and skin and hair come off really easily.  At that point, most of the "wetness" is inside the body, and the skin and hair and shit are like an external shell that's been given up, so it won't stay on if you want to rigorously fuck it.  I don't think the vag itself would be moist, so you'd need some lube.  The best time to fuck a corpse is definitely like 5 days after death.  Bloat should not have begun (or it will be minimal) and there is very little chance of insect infestations in the body at that point.  The only major issue is that rigor mortis will be in full effect, so it might be a bit tight to get things done.  If you wait for further decomposition, the muscle cells will have started to decompose and the body will be more, well, mobile, but then you have all the other problems.  I'd say get in BEFORE rigor mortis stops, but that would basically be like fucking a live person, and nobody wants that.  Rigor morits I think kicks in after 5 hours, so they'd still be warm and shit.

[xnikki118x]

I hope Nikki doesn't find out about this.

And I'm definitely not a dead lay, thankyouverymuch.

Don't worry honey, I wasn't referring to you.

Call me when things get rocky.

I wonder what a rotting vagina feels like....

Depends how far into decomposition it is.  You definitely want to hit it before it dries out, which is like 20ish days in.  I wouldn't want to fuck a chick in the bloating stage of decomposition since she'd be all fat, and I think  that's the most active time for there to be nasty gases and acids all over the place.  Post-bloat, when it's less active, I think would be slightly better, although the body is very fragile then and skin and hair come off really easily.  At that point, most of the "wetness" is inside the body, and the skin and hair and shit are like an external shell that's been given up, so it won't stay on if you want to rigorously fuck it.  I don't think the vag itself would be moist, so you'd need some lube.  The best time to fuck a corpse is definitely like 5 days after death.  Bloat should not have begun (or it will be minimal) and there is very little chance of insect infestations in the body at that point.  The only major issue is that rigor mortis will be in full effect, so it might be a bit tight to get things done.  If you wait for further decomposition, the muscle cells will have started to decompose and the body will be more, well, mobile, but then you have all the other problems.  I'd say get in BEFORE rigor mortis stops, but that would basically be like fucking a live person, and nobody wants that.  Rigor morits I think kicks in after 5 hours, so they'd still be warm and shit.

I don't know whether to laugh or vomit!

[Greatness Gone]

The bloating stage sounds like the ideal time to fuck a corpse. Those liquids/gases sound awesome.

[TVC15]

Well, the body is warm during the bloat stage.  The chemical reactions going on in the body produce heat, and the resulting gas is what makes the body bloat.  The body at some point during the bloat stage will also start to turn green/black, too, so if you are racist, bloat is DEFINITELY not the time, and let's just say the body continues to get more minority-like from that point on.  Put I mean, hey, if you want to put acid on your dick, I bet you wouldn't let race get in the way.

[Ecrofirt]

why not just fuck the corpse as soon as you've sliced her throat? That's what I do!

[Madrun Badrun]

why not just fuck the corpse as soon as you've sliced her throat? That's what I do!

Man fucking the cut throat would be awesome with all the rolling bumps in the throat.  Ribbed for OUR pleasure.  



The cancer would just make it tighter

[TVC15]

I prefer the body to be cold.  It can take upwards of nearly a full day before it's cold.

[xnikki118x]

I can honestly say I've never fucked a corpse. Hmm.

Seriously though, the minty "mine" shit is like awful. It made my girlparts all awful tingly for like half an hour. Ew ew ew. It gave enough lubrication but ew the sensation!

[ToxicAdam]

I'm not gay, but I would blow two guys. The guy who made KY Jelly and Chef Boyardee. They have given me so much satisfaction in my lifetime, its hard to think of another way to repay them.

[Van Cruncheon]

have you ever substituted one for the other in a moment of mad desire, ta?

[Human Snorenado]

why not just fuck the corpse as soon as you've sliced her throat? That's what I do!

Genghis Khan's mongol hordes in the days of yore were supposed to lament the fact that a woman's body had so few penetrable orifices that they were known to use knives to make more and swarm their victims in a vicious, heinous gang rape of stab wounds and orifices during their pillaging days.

On topic, I've only ever had one girlfriend that I needed to use and sort of lubricant on for vaginal sex.  Then again, I'm a fan of foreplay in general and going downtown in particular.  The couple of girls I've had anal sex with, we used lube each time.

[Madrun Badrun]

why not just fuck the corpse as soon as you've sliced her throat? That's what I do!

Genghis Khan's mongol hordes in the days of yore were supposed to lament the fact that a woman's body had so few penetrable orifices that they were known to use knives to make more and swarm their victims in a vicious, heinous gang rape of stab wounds and orifices during their pillaging days.

where did you hear that?