- Under the guidance of Phil "Mr. Enron" Gramm, the new budget will hack away at all the social programs available. At first, he will say that most people will be able to still get their benefits and that the media is exaggerating but the reality is that very few will can get those benefits. Towards the end of the year, the scant budget set aside for several social programs will run out and will lay off all the employees in those respective departments. The few fortunate programs to remain will be sold to corporations where their budgets will be bloated and provide almost nothing to the people.
- To curb energy costs, all utilities will be deregulated, putting hundreds of millions of people at the mercy of energy interests, driving up prices when people need it the most and destroying the environment. When faced with the surge of millions of people unable to pay their utility bills, McCain will suggest that the media is exaggerating the situation. Gramm and the Secretary of Energy will snidely remark that poor people have too many luxury goods and their power usage for those luxuries are the reason why costs get out of hand. Several 2000-2001 California situations will occur throughout the country, causing the National Guard to step in to hold people back and crack down on any potential rioting.
- Taking advice from Special Adviser Henry Kissinger, discreet bombing runs of Syria and Iran will take place. When questioned, McCain will blame the liberal media who is clearly butthurt about the Obama loss. Palin will step in and suggest all Democrats are Ahmadinejad fanatics and that they have no clue what is actually going on there. Palin gets cheers from the crowd when at the same moment, 1500 people are killed in a bombing run along the Iran-Iraq border.
- To curb the budget, cuts will be made not only to all social programs but also to all research. McCain will suggest that the research projects are financial drains and not necessary in this dire economy. Palin will stump for the plan, stating all scientific research is a joke. The overall fiscal budget will be reduced but still allowing for creation of more defense contracts, heavily padded of course as well as an overall increase of subsidies to businesses. No plan to get a balanced budget in sight.
