Do you think you could get so wasted that you'd fuck an animal?

[TVC15]

Shit, I forgot she was in The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover.  Peter Greenaway ftw.  I just watched Greenaway's The Draughtsman's Contract (the movie abrader took his avatar from), and I think it's pretty much one ofmy favorite movies ever.  The Cook, The Thief. . . is also a pretty fuck awesome movie.

[brawndolicious]

Statistically I'm probably going to have sex with plenty of young women. With that in mind why not bang a 60+ year old HOT lady, it's like seeing Niagara Falls: something you only need to do once, but most be done before you die.

"I basically loathe all young men, actually." —Helen Mirren

Helen doesn't like you're statistics.

[chronovore]

VIAGRA, dude.  You'd have no choice but to keep it up.  What if you just smoked a bunch of dust and I slipped a viagra in your bottle of schlitz, and there just so happened to be an attractive raccoon in the room?  Nobody would ever know.

Plus, they'd wash you off afterward. Most girls won't even do that for you.

[Tieno]

I think TVC would do it, enjoy it and ask for more.

[muckhole]

I think TVC would do it, enjoy it and ask for more.

If by asking for more you mean having seconds of his post-coital BBQ of the critters he fucked, cleaned and field-dressed while staring into the glass eyes of their taxidermed heads on his wall, then yeah, I could see it.