FUCK YOU SHITTY DRIVERS

[FatalT]

On a road going from my college to where I live, there's a section where there's 2 lanes on the right and they merge into 1 lane right before going onto a bridge.

I hate stupid cunts who ride the right lane until the very end and then jump over at the last minute.

I hate stupid cunts who fly up on the right lane and cut in front of people even more so I always try to stay pretty close to the car in front of me going down that road to the bridge.

Some stupid fucking bitch who can't drive flies up in the right lane and is side-by-side with me at the point where the lanes merge into one. I stayed strong and stayed close to the car in front of me so the stupid fucking whore ass fucking bitch couldn't cut in front of me.

Pissed me off so much, but I pussied out and backed off so she cut in front of me. I should've let the whore crash or fly off the bridge into the river and die a fiery fucking death and burn in goddamn hell with fucking satan.

It would not have been my fault either since I was going the speed limit and I had the right-of-way the whole time. Stupid fucking cunt should have merged over 2 miles ago since there are clearly signs posted saying THIS MOTHER FUCKING LANE IS GOING TO GODDAMN END YOU VAPID CUNT all along the road.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I COULD STRANGLE A BABY RIGHT NOW

[Tieno]

u mad?

[Positive Touch]

what a wuss

[Bloodwake]

[demi]

his face is as red as his hair

i'll take a jr bacon cheeseburger and a coke

[Tauntaun]

his face is as red as his hair

i'll take a jr bacon cheeseburger and a coke

You gotta pull on his pigtails and make him squeal. 

[FatalT]

 

My hair isn't red. It's dark blond.

[demi]

and my food isnt gonna fucking make itself

[MrAngryFace]

ROAD RAGE! Play some Saints Row 2. That always helps me. I get so mad at all the people and cars in the way during any chase segment.

[xnikki118x]

Man why did you let her merge in front of you? Not your fault the bitch can't read!

[Beardo]

Dont be such a pussy next time.

[Bildi]

I hate pushy mergers too.

VAPID CUNT

Great phrase.

[drozmight]

NO YOU

[Purple Filth]

I thought this was about ATI or sumthin

Me too

Same here.

[Cravis]

If it makes you feel better about 6 months ago going to work I saw what was left of someone's car who tried to do that. That same spot their car was upside down on the fence. Douchebag probably tried to fly up and got sideswipped. Don't know how the hell they ended upside down but it was hilarious nontheless.

Do what I do... sometimes as the lane's about to end I start to straddle the line just a little bit with my right tire so they see that I don't give a crap if they're there or not. They can back off or go off the road to try to get around me. Even then if I start to see the gap opening I'll gun it so there's no way in hell they can get in.

[Tauntaun]

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I COULD STRANGLE A BABY RIGHT NOW

LTTP with this joke:

I've got a baby's arm holding an apple that you could wrangle with. 

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[Cravis]

LTTP with this joke:

I've got a baby's arm holding an apple that you could wrangle with. 

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Not a good idea. He was so pissed that instead of strangling it he would have ripped the damn head off while trying to strangle it. Let him wrangle with yours and..... Dude ouch, just ouch.

[Tauntaun]

LTTP with this joke:

I've got a baby's arm holding an apple that you could wrangle with. 

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Not a good idea. He was so pissed that instead of strangling it he would have ripped the damn head off while trying to strangle it. Let him wrangle with yours and..... Dude ouch, just ouch.

I like it ruff.