Author Topic: I just watched R Kelly's Trapped in the Closet (Read 2337 times)

etiolate · « **on:** November 27, 2006, 04:53:53 AM »

Funniest movie of the decade. R Kelly is the new Ed Wood. Oh lord. I was laughing so hard during the film and afterwards I thought "nothing is topping that," Then we watched the 'R Kelly Commentary remix'.

I WAS NEVER MORE WRONG IN MY LIFE.

Imagine MST3k, except they're covering their own movie and they're dead serious about it. Now add blue screen and horrible camera cuts and cigar smoke that dissapears once it goes past the blue screen line. Let me say, the best part is R Kelly's evil laughter.

GO WATCH THE MOVIE NOW

etiolate · « **Reply #1 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:28:45 AM »

Chapter One

And this version is actually better than the actual version in the movie. The movie version has no crescendos or samples, just the three basic chords you hear in the background.

Polari · « **Reply #2 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:36:27 AM »

I got really wasted and actually managed to watch the whole thing last weekend. I felt sick afterwards though.

etiolate · « **Reply #3 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:39:56 AM »

It helps to be drinkinig while you watch the movie.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #4 on:** November 27, 2006, 06:10:08 AM »

So...is he intentionally trying to be funny?

The title leads me to believe R. Kelly is gay. Maybe it's just me.

etiolate · « **Reply #5 on:** November 27, 2006, 06:15:32 AM »

I am pretty sure he thinks this is serious real life drama. It's either the greatest self-parody of all time or the king of all so-bad-its-great movies. I mean if it's self parody- he doesn't even break character during his commentary. Infact, he just makes the film look dumber.

Following the on screen lines:

Then opens the dresser (dresser) He looks at the closet (closet) I pull out my Beretta (Beretta) He walks up to the closet (closet) He's close up to the closet (closet) Now he's at the closet (closet) Now he's opening the closet

R Kelly comments:

"You see here, I pulled out a beretta because I needed a word that rhymed with dresser."

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #6 on:** November 27, 2006, 06:19:18 AM »

Oh gawd...

(I noticed the Berretta part.

I was like WTF?...)

etiolate · « **Reply #7 on:** November 27, 2006, 06:28:32 AM »

Wait, R Kelly explains it better than I can

God bless youtube

etiolate · « **Reply #8 on:** November 27, 2006, 08:30:47 AM »

I WANT A LAUGHING R KELLY EMOTICON

3:35 in

SOMEBODY MAKE IT

cubicle47b · « **Reply #9 on:** November 27, 2006, 10:23:08 AM »

Tron makes me laugh.

Thee Reverend Gary Davis · « **Reply #10 on:** November 27, 2006, 10:54:26 AM »

cliffnotes of the film?

cloudwalking · « **Reply #11 on:** November 27, 2006, 10:56:08 AM »

Quote from: Thee Reverend Gary Davis on November 27, 2006, 10:54:26 AM

cliffnotes of the film?

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3100

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3337

I love how Twan is just stuck there in the middle. Poor Twan. He just gets no ass.

Thee Reverend Gary Davis · « **Reply #12 on:** November 27, 2006, 10:57:49 AM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on November 27, 2006, 10:56:08 AM

Quote from: Thee Reverend Gary Davis on November 27, 2006, 10:54:26 AM
cliffnotes of the film?

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3100

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3337

thanks

cubicle47b · « **Reply #13 on:** November 27, 2006, 11:02:51 AM »

Oh, it's Twan? How disappointing.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14 on:** November 27, 2006, 11:03:44 AM »

And he got shot too. Pretty bad day for Twan

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #15 on:** November 27, 2006, 11:10:03 AM »

That shit was funny as hell.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #16 on:** November 27, 2006, 12:16:21 PM »

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #17 on:** November 27, 2006, 12:33:10 PM »

jesus cloud that gif is fucking great. You need to put some text in that first one. The comentary is great too.

Mupepe · « **Reply #18 on:** November 27, 2006, 01:03:24 PM »

I love the midget part. The first 5 aren't nearly as bad as the last 7. Holy God, it gets ridiculous.

etiolate · « **Reply #19 on:** November 27, 2006, 09:26:39 PM »

THANKS CLOUD

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #20 on:** November 27, 2006, 09:30:16 PM »

Diablos · « **Reply #21 on:** November 27, 2006, 10:49:57 PM »

Mad TV (yes, would you believe) did a good skit making fun of it.

WENT INTO THE KITCHEN TO GET SOME CHEERIOS
SAID BITCH I WANT SOME CHEEEEERRIIIOOOSS

cubicle47b · « **Reply #22 on:** November 27, 2006, 11:26:51 PM »

Weird Al did a 10 minute long parody of it on his last album.

Diablos · « **Reply #23 on:** November 27, 2006, 11:27:43 PM »

Yeah, I don't know... his parody wasn't that great. Gets stale pretty quick.

cubicle47b · « **Reply #24 on:** November 27, 2006, 11:29:20 PM »

I was being informative, not saying it was any good.

mikesphat · « **Reply #25 on:** November 27, 2006, 11:33:31 PM »

trapped in the closet is awesome... lol i make random people watch it when they come over...

Diablos · « **Reply #26 on:** November 27, 2006, 11:34:58 PM »

Quote from: cubicle47b on November 27, 2006, 11:29:20 PM

I was being informative, not saying it was any good.

I know... I was just talking about it.

cubicle47b · « **Reply #27 on:** November 27, 2006, 11:36:59 PM »

Quote from: mikesphat on November 27, 2006, 11:33:31 PM

trapped in the closet is awesome... lol i make random people watch it when they come over...

I do that with Happiness.

Mupepe · « **Reply #28 on:** November 28, 2006, 12:07:23 AM »

Quote from: cubicle47b on November 27, 2006, 11:36:59 PM

Quote from: mikesphat on November 27, 2006, 11:33:31 PM
trapped in the closet is awesome... lol i make random people watch it when they come over...

I do that with Happiness.

lol

WTF?

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