Real talk: what will Obama do for my love life?

[recursivelyenumerable]

Promises aren't enough; I want action soon, within the first 100 days at least.  Else why did I bother voting?

[Flannel Boy]

Previous reports of Obama being the Messiah have proven false; consequently, he can not perform miracles.

[Brehvolution]

Early reports show that black pussy is in high supply.

Go demand.

[drohne]

i figure obama's best chance of getting you laid was last night -- a friend of mine invited me to phonebank with him, and only the thought of girl volunteers and postvictory celebrations made me consider it for a second. but i don't know if girl volunteers celebrate that way, and i'm just about sure that i wouldn't figure into any such celebration

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

A lot of college girls will use anything as an excuse to get laid.  No doubt a lot of Postvictory sex went down, especially from the volunteers.

Y'all missed your chances.

[recursivelyenumerable]

I did check out a few bars that had election parties but it was all couples.  oh well.  there's always the next historic bellwether election in 20 or 30 years and maybe better research funding strategies will find ways to keep me well-preserved till then

[Rman]

A lot of people got laid yesterday.  Celebration sex and all.  You missed out.

[recursivelyenumerable]

Guess Obama's brand of watered-down center-left politics just isn't enough.  I'll have to redouble my efforts to put a true Communist into office.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I did check out a few bars that had election parties but it was all couples.  oh well.

All the singles were  at the time.

[demi]

i got laid. jerked off nice and slow, to soak in the new... uh, year

[Mandark]

You needed to volunteer.

Campaigns draw idealistic liberal college chicks who, in the throes of victory, would be very likely to read deep soulfulness into your weird personal tics, Being There-style.

You should have taken a lesson from Obama's campaign and done the prep work ahead of time.

[recursivelyenumerable]

http://wonkette.com/404255/liberals-all-boned-after-obama-win

this is just rubbing it in.    oh well, I'm not a liberal and who would want to have sex with them anyway?    *hums Phil Ochs under his breath*

[Don Flamenco]

Your best chance now is if you're black and resemble Obama. 

[radioheadrule83]

Tony Blair is now a Quartet peace envoy to the middle east...

perhaps when Obama is done being prez, he can be Hitch