Author Topic: i'm going to the renaissance festival tomorrow (Read 1223 times)

Mupepe · « **on:** November 08, 2008, 08:07:30 PM »

I figure I'll probably jack off during the jousting. maybe grab a few scantily clad asses. take some pictures.

by the way http://www.texrenfest.com if you don't know what it is.

should i buy a sword? i want to stab people. in their vaginas and assholes.

Robo · « **Reply #1 on:** November 08, 2008, 08:10:58 PM »

obese women in girdles

Beardo · « **Reply #2 on:** November 08, 2008, 09:27:39 PM »

BlackMage · « **Reply #3 on:** November 08, 2008, 09:30:26 PM »

Quote from: RoboJ on November 08, 2008, 08:10:58 PM

obese women in girdles

i was gonna come in here and post that. bring a camera

drozmight · « **Reply #4 on:** November 08, 2008, 09:45:39 PM »

GIRLS!
ASS!
FECK!

Seriously though, bang a beer wench.

Guybrush Threepwood · « **Reply #5 on:** November 08, 2008, 09:48:40 PM »

I heard that if you go to a renaissance fair it actually turns into the renaissance and girls submit to you

Brehvolution · « **Reply #6 on:** November 08, 2008, 09:56:08 PM »

I went to a reconnaissance festival once. They asked a lot of questions.

tiesto · « **Reply #7 on:** November 09, 2008, 12:35:28 PM »

I went to a renaissance festival once... expect a lot of fat chicks showing their cleavage, and a few cute chicks showing their cleavage... not sure if the ratio of Fat:Cute is worth it though.

Eric P · « **Reply #8 on:** November 09, 2008, 12:39:48 PM »

i went to that as part of a school trip

hilarious.

then i had a girlfriend who forced me to go to the md one

hilarious

Himu · « **Reply #9 on:** November 11, 2008, 09:04:29 AM »

I went to the renaissance festival this past Sunday!

I hadn't been to one since I was a little kid. It was great! Turkey legs

Bloodwake · « **Reply #10 on:** November 11, 2008, 10:44:56 AM »

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Mupepe · « **Reply #11 on:** November 11, 2008, 12:04:18 PM »

Cravis · « **Reply #12 on:** November 11, 2008, 01:15:10 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on November 11, 2008, 09:04:29 AM

Turkey legs

Hell Yeah! That's worth going by itself. The food is the best.

Mupepe · « **Reply #13 on:** November 11, 2008, 01:16:01 PM »

I think you guys are supposed to be drooling over funnel cake

Eric P · « **Reply #14 on:** November 11, 2008, 07:34:49 AM »

that's not historically accurate

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15 on:** November 11, 2008, 10:04:56 AM »

Did you see any awesome midgets?

Mupepe · « **Reply #16 on:** November 11, 2008, 10:33:54 AM »

nope. no midgets

drohne · « **Reply #17 on:** November 11, 2008, 11:23:34 PM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on November 11, 2008, 12:04:18 PM

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omg it's a castle crasher

did you ask it where the fucking patch is

demi · « **Reply #18 on:** November 11, 2008, 11:25:27 PM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on November 11, 2008, 12:04:18 PM

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Mmmmm

BlackMage · « **Reply #19 on:** November 11, 2008, 11:28:35 PM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on November 11, 2008, 10:33:54 AM

nope. no midgets

Mups.. where the fuck are the pics of the BBW girdle girls?

Mupepe · « **Reply #20 on:** November 12, 2008, 12:44:48 AM »

Quote from: drohne on November 11, 2008, 11:23:34 PM

Quote from: Rob Thomas on November 11, 2008, 12:04:18 PM
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omg it's a castle crasher

did you ask it where the fucking patch is

Quote from: BlackMage on November 11, 2008, 11:28:35 PM

Quote from: Rob Thomas on November 11, 2008, 10:33:54 AM
nope. no midgets

Mups.. where the fuck are the pics of the BBW girdle girls?

ewwww I avoided pics of them

BlackMage · « **Reply #21 on:** November 12, 2008, 12:47:18 AM »

don't expect me to do any favors for you EVER!

HyperZoneWasAwesome · « **Reply #22 on:** November 12, 2008, 01:09:14 AM »

Quote from: BlackMage on November 12, 2008, 12:47:18 AM

don't expect me to do any favors for you EVER!

considering the girth of the pictured knight, he might have been doing us the favor.

demi · « **Reply #23 on:** November 12, 2008, 01:09:50 AM »

GTFO no taste havin nerds

xnikki118x · « **Reply #24 on:** November 12, 2008, 03:05:05 AM »

I went to a renaissance faire for the first time like a month ago. I was amazed by all the boobs everywhere. Everywhere I turned, there was someone in a corset whose boobs were popping out!

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Author Topic: i'm going to the renaissance festival tomorrow (Read 1223 times)