I touched a girls boobie today...

[BlackMage]

...on accident. it was everything i ever hoped it could be 

[drew]

fag

[BlueTsunami]

day bow bow

[BlackMage]

fag

but i like boobs!

[MyNameIsMethodis]

On the party night I was walking next to a girl with a beer in my hand when this girl turned exact and she was the right height so that her nipple rubbed against the back side of my hand.

 

[BlackMage]

On the party night I was walking next to a girl with a beer in my hand when this girl turned exact and she was the right height so that her nipple rubbed against the back side of my hand.

 

did you feel her hardness?

[Brehvolution]

Heh, wait til you put them in your mouth or your cock between them. That is thread worthy. smh

[BlackMage]

Heh, wait til you put them in your mouth or your cock between them. That is thread worthy. smh

baby steps dude. an add me to your fucking PSN

[Guybrush Threepwood]

once this hot girl hugged me for finding her pen and it was so hot and i got an erection and she noticed it and she grabbed it and she said tonight come to my house and ill help you find your pen and i was like okay but i didnt lose my pen but i said okay and i decided to go to the house that night well when i got there her mom was there and she had a mustache and i was like woah why do you have a mustache and she was embarrassed haha well anyway i got to the house and her sister was there and she had these blue panties on and she offered herself to me and i was like woah i am here for your sister but this is nice and she helped me find my pen if you know what i mean haha well anyway i was done with her so i went up to the girl from befores room and she was there with no clothes on and she said i think your pen is in my vagina and i said no pens cant be in vaginas and she said yes they can you can stick things in them and i was like wat

[drew]

nerd

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Well, I guess Rome wasn't built in a day

[demi]

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boobies

[BlackMage]

once this hot girl hugged me for finding her pen and it was so hot and i got an erection and she noticed it and she grabbed it and she said tonight come to my house and ill help you find your pen and i was like okay but i didnt lose my pen but i said okay and i decided to go to the house that night well when i got there her mom was there and she had a mustache and i was like woah why do you have a mustache and she was embarrassed haha well anyway i got to the house and her sister was there and she had these blue panties on and she offered herself to me and i was like woah i am here for your sister but this is nice and she helped me find my pen if you know what i mean haha well anyway i was done with her so i went up to the girl from befores room and she was there with no clothes on and she said i think your pen is in my vagina and i said no pens cant be in vaginas and she said yes they can you can stick things in them and i was like wat

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Brehvolution]

an add me to your fucking PSN

I'm not ignoring you, I didn't even know. Will do soon.

[Greatness Gone]

Guybrush I want to throttle your mouth so hard that you choke and throw up all over my penis and then I want you to put your face in the acidic semen concoction and slurp it down while I sing Velvet Underground songs

[BlackMage]

Guybrush I want to throttle your mouth so hard that you choke and throw up all over my penis and then I want you to put your face in the semen/acid concoction and slurp it down while I sing Velvet Underground songs

dude...

[drew]

/suicide

[lennedsay]

So... details?

How big were they?

Perky or saggy?

Was she fat?

Was she hot/okay/icky?

GOD I need details!

[Brehvolution]

Fuck ya Demi.

[BlackMage]

So... details?

How big were they?

Perky or saggy?

Was she fat?

Was she hot/okay/icky?

GOD I need details!

they were GINORMOUS.. for a b cup
well they werent saggy but she had a bra on so i dont know normal?
she was okay... i'd do her!

[Brehvolution]

Apparently, Jinfash did too.

[lennedsay]

So... details?

How big were they?

Perky or saggy?

Was she fat?

Was she hot/okay/icky?

GOD I need details!

they were GINORMOUS.. for a b cup
well they werent saggy but she had a bra on so i dont know normal?
she was okay... i'd do her!

 

You can usually tell, even with a bra on, if a girl has really saggy boobs. But if she was a full B/small C, they probably are perky as hell!

Did she notice/say anything/give you a dirty look/jump you?!

[Greatness Gone]

The mere sight of boobs makes me want to slice them off with a bowie knife.

[BlackMage]

i said oops sorry and she said its ok with a look like this on her face.  :|

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

She knew what you were trying to do

[drew]

i'd do her!

yeah but rape is bad tho

[Brehvolution]

Lennedsay, I'm guessing Bmage is young. Young girls don't have saggy boobs.

[Guybrush Threepwood]

The mere sight of boobs makes me want to slice them off with a bowie knife.

What if they are man boobs?

[Madrun Badrun]

Hey last time I touched a boob was by accident too!!!  ... Back in grade 10.  ... ... Jesus  :'(.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Lennedsay, I'm guessing Bmage is young. Young girls don't have saggy boobs.

I beg to differ, unfortunately

[BlackMage]

Hey last time I touched a boob was by accident too!!!  ... Back in grade 10.  ... ... Jesus  :'(.

was it good? you can touch my boobs

[OptimoPeach]

The mere sight of boobs makes me want to slice them off with a bowie knife.

What? I thought even homos liked boobs

once this hot girl hugged me for finding her pen and it was so hot and i got an erection and she noticed it and she grabbed it and she said tonight come to my house and ill help you find your pen and i was like okay but i didnt lose my pen but i said okay and i decided to go to the house that night well when i got there her mom was there and she had a mustache and i was like woah why do you have a mustache and she was embarrassed haha well anyway i got to the house and her sister was there and she had these blue panties on and she offered herself to me and i was like woah i am here for your sister but this is nice and she helped me find my pen if you know what i mean haha well anyway i was done with her so i went up to the girl from befores room and she was there with no clothes on and she said i think your pen is in my vagina and i said no pens cant be in vaginas and she said yes they can you can stick things in them and i was like wat

Post of the year

[demi]

The mere sight of boobs makes me want to slice them off with a bowie knife.

What if they are man boobs?

why hello there

[MyNameIsMethodis]

On the party night I was walking next to a girl with a beer in my hand when this girl turned exact and she was the right height so that her nipple rubbed against the back side of my hand.

 

did you feel her hardness?

she wasn't hard, they were perky though

[lennedsay]

i said oops sorry and she said its ok with a look like this on her face.  :|

 

The last time that happened to me, I was walking behind these guys, and one of them threw his arm back to point at something, and instead he completely & accidentally grabbed my boob. It's happened before, but it's always a slight brush. This was full on tit slap & grab. The guy was mortified, and I couldn't stop laughing & his buddies laughed at his expense. 

[lennedsay]

Lennedsay, I'm guessing Bmage is young. Young girls don't have saggy boobs.

I beg to differ, unfortunately

I also beg to differ. Don't know how it happens, but it does... 

[Greatness Gone]

Do you mean rock solid pecs, or the ones that fat guys have. I like the former, but the latter is ugh.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

I need to see some boobies before I pass off judgment.

[Madrun Badrun]

Hey last time I touched a boob was by accident too!!!  ... Back in grade 10.  ... ... Jesus  :'(.

was it good? you can touch my boobs

Not really.  I ended up trying to embarrassingly explain that it was an accident, which was very obvious, so I just ended up making the situation worse.  We could both touch our own boobs with one and and then move around said hand with each others other hand.   We'll call it the double loser rudder.   

[MyNameIsMethodis]

Actually any of you ever have a internet girl send you a tit pic? I did once. I said something along the lines of "You've got a great body" and she was like "Thanks. " and then the subjecft of titty pictures came up and she sent one to me :O

[BlackMage]

Hey last time I touched a boob was by accident too!!!  ... Back in grade 10.  ... ... Jesus  :'(.

was it good? you can touch my boobs

Not really.  I ended up trying to embarrassingly explain that it was an accident, which was very obvious, so I just ended up making the situation worse.  We could both touch our own boobs with one and and then move around said hand with each others other hand.   We'll call it the double loser rudder.   

we aint losers man. we just have i dont know high standards? shit

[drew]

 

[MyNameIsMethodis]

Just because we touched a boob doesn't make us losers. In fact I bet theres a line of girls wanting me to violate their boobs

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accidentally

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[Madrun Badrun]

Blackmage is right.  I'm so awesome that no girl will ever be worthy enough to touch my dingle.  So I'm forced to touch it myself.  I curse God everyday for making women the inferior sex. 

[OptimoPeach]

Do you mean rock solid pecs, or the ones that fat guys have. I like the former, but the latter is ugh.

Girl boobs.

Not really.  I ended up trying to embarrassingly explain that it was an accident, which was very obvious, so I just ended up making the situation worse.  We could both touch our own boobs with one and and then move around said hand with each others other hand.   We'll call it the double loser rudder.  

Sounds like that scene in Superbad.

[Madrun Badrun]

Too hetero.  lock this shit.

Now that you're here the thread can stay open.

Want to touch my dingle dangle?  You frothing bender.   

[OptimoPeach]

dp

[lennedsay]

Don't try and pretend this thread was homo FM.  You know you were talking about girls.

I was talking about girls boobs, and I'm a girl. So I at least tried to increase the level of homo.

[BlackMage]

Don't try and pretend this thread was homo FM.  You know you were talking about girls.

::walks by and accidentally brushes his hand across Genghis' crotch:: OOPS.... hmmm 

[Madrun Badrun]

Don't try and pretend this thread was homo FM.  You know you were talking about girls.

I was talking about girls boobs, and I'm a girl. So I at least tried to increase the level of homo.

What a true EB patriot.  Fighting the goof fight.  Giving it her all.  Countering the evil of hetero with virtues homo.  Why i bet if I told you about how I want to accidentally rub my hands all over your body, you try and and bring moral balance back to the tread by telling us about your collage lesbo experiences?  Right?  God bless you.

[Greatness Gone]

::puts a screwdriver up blackmage's urethra:: tehe

[MyNameIsMethodis]

I stand by Father Mike in wanting to know college lesbian experiences

[lennedsay]

Don't try and pretend this thread was homo FM.  You know you were talking about girls.

I was talking about girls boobs, and I'm a girl. So I at least tried to increase the level of homo.

What a true EB patriot.  Fighting the goof fight.  Giving it her all.  Countering the evil of hetero with virtues homo.  Why i bet if I told you about how I want to accidentally rub my hands all over your body, you try and and bring moral balance back to the tread by telling us about your collage lesbo experiences?  Right?  God bless you.

I'm a model EB citizen. 

[demi]

dp

way too homo, tone it down

[MyNameIsMethodis]

Who was the first recognized homo anyways?

[Madrun Badrun]

I stand by Father Mike in wanting to know college lesbian experiences

O no, what I have i done.  I have brought uncleanliness and wicked thoughts to this thread, quickly lennedsay save us with lesbian stories! 

[lennedsay]

I stand by Father Mike in wanting to know college lesbian experiences

O no, what I have i done.  I have brought uncleanliness and wicked thoughts to this thread, quickly lennedsay save us with lesbian stories! 

Oh god! They're too steamy! I wouldn't want to hinder anyone's homoerotic tendencies with possible (probable) raging erections caused by mental images of scantily clad lipstick lesbians.

Think of EB, guys...

[Guybrush Threepwood]

Who was the first recognized homo anyways?

God

[MyNameIsMethodis]

I stand by Father Mike in wanting to know college lesbian experiences

O no, what I have i done.  I have brought uncleanliness and wicked thoughts to this thread, quickly lennedsay save us with lesbian stories! 

Oh god! They're too steamy! I wouldn't want to hinder anyone's homoerotic tendencies with possible (probable) raging erections caused by mental images of scantily clad lipstick lesbians.

Think of EB, guys...

You're right. We better have a semblance with some straight sex stories too.

[demi]

Who was the first recognized homo anyways?

God

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