Author Topic: Holy shit. Is it possible to punch a movie film in the face yet? (Read 1090 times)

fistfulofmetal · « **on:** November 08, 2008, 11:02:59 PM »

I'm in perpetual "shaking my head" mode while watching this movie.

That said. I still want to fuck Ellen Page, her friend, and that hot chick who was playing DS at the Women Now clinic.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #1 on:** November 08, 2008, 11:09:58 PM »

old people always recommend this to me...thus I have yet to see it.

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #2 on:** November 08, 2008, 11:11:57 PM »

"Got any bones that need collecting?"

"Only the ones in my pants!"

Amazing writing.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #3 on:** November 08, 2008, 11:12:43 PM »

They should have just called the movie "Sassy Pants"

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #4 on:** November 08, 2008, 11:13:43 PM »

I've written a lot about how I feel about this movie and won't here.

Cliffs version: Juno is so stupid and shitty that its disgusting

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5 on:** November 08, 2008, 11:14:46 PM »

Has Diablo Cody gone back to flaunting her scorched snatch?

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #6 on:** November 08, 2008, 11:23:58 PM »

surprise surprise, the best part of the movie is when Juno and Bateman watch a horror movie.

AWWW YEAH BATEMAN GET YOU SUM

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7 on:** November 08, 2008, 11:47:05 PM »

I, a boy of 17, watched 13 going on 30 just for Jennifer Garner. I refuse to watch this even if it has her in it.

cool breeze · « **Reply #8 on:** November 08, 2008, 11:50:02 PM »

Jennifer Garner is actually the best part of this movie. Well, her and the dad, but the dad is still a douche at times.

And if I could kick Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist in the face if I would.

drohne · « **Reply #9 on:** November 08, 2008, 11:52:50 PM »

i kept watching alias even after it had obviously gone to shit AND watched parts of daredevil and elektra SEVERAL TIMES on hbo because they had jennifer garner in them and i haven't watched this because i don't really watch movies nor do i really see what i'm driving at here

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #10 on:** November 08, 2008, 11:54:39 PM »

Ya I lose my train of thought to when I start to think of JG.

Rman · « **Reply #11 on:** November 08, 2008, 11:54:56 PM »

Time has not been good to Cheeb's tastes.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #12 on:** November 09, 2008, 12:01:00 AM »

the soundtrack makes me want to kill myself.

acoustic guitar
monotone vocals
pretentious lyrics

it's like holy FUCK
then they CLOSE THE MOVIE WITH IT?

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #13 on:** November 09, 2008, 12:01:28 AM »

Elektra was so fucking amazing. Holy shit somebody hold me.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #14 on:** November 09, 2008, 12:03:24 AM »

Moldy Peaches are actually good though

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #15 on:** November 09, 2008, 02:08:04 AM »

film movie

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #16 on:** November 09, 2008, 08:27:32 AM »

Kimya Dawson played the Red & Black, therefore Moldy Peaches are good.

Tieno · « **Reply #17 on:** November 09, 2008, 08:29:16 AM »

Huh? I liked the movie.

chronovore · « **Reply #18 on:** November 09, 2008, 08:31:33 AM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on November 09, 2008, 12:01:00 AM

the soundtrack makes me want to kill myself.

acoustic guitar
monotone vocals
pretentious lyrics

it's like holy FUCK
then they CLOSE THE MOVIE WITH IT?

I usually like twee music, but JUNO's sdtrk was just too much for me.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #19 on:** November 09, 2008, 10:47:59 AM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on November 09, 2008, 12:01:00 AM

the soundtrack makes me want to kill myself.

acoustic guitar
monotone vocals
pretentious lyrics

it's like holy FUCK
then they CLOSE THE MOVIE WITH IT?

Yep. Its like the producers and directors tried to make Juno as obnoxious as they could

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #20 on:** November 09, 2008, 02:41:07 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on November 08, 2008, 11:54:39 PM

Ya I lose my train of thought to when I start to think of JG.

Me too.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #21 on:** November 09, 2008, 02:42:41 PM »

WTF is wrong with you people. ELLEN PAGE IS NOT ATTRACTIVE AT ALL. SHE LOOKS LIKE A PRE-PUBESCENT BOY

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #22 on:** November 09, 2008, 02:43:45 PM »

Yeah. She was super hott in Hard Candy with that short haircut.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #23 on:** November 09, 2008, 02:51:04 PM »

Funny thing: the song that Ellen Page and Michael Cera sing at the end of the movie actually had the Konami Code in it. The original Moldy Peaches version did anyways.

Meaning that the song really manages to suck even more.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #24 on:** November 09, 2008, 02:56:14 PM »

Quote from: Thanks But No Thanks on November 09, 2008, 02:42:41 PM

WTF is wrong with you people. ELLEN PAGE IS NOT ATTRACTIVE AT ALL. SHE LOOKS LIKE A PRE-PUBESCENT BOY

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #25 on:** November 09, 2008, 05:21:25 PM »

Why is ellen page getting all the attention?

Dudes are intimidated by Diablo Cody?

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Author Topic: Holy shit. Is it possible to punch a movie film in the face yet? (Read 1090 times)