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Re: The Onion: "Kidnapped Boy Found Safe, Imagines Kidnapped Boy"
« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2008, 02:37:45 AM »
Costanza, you're going to hell where Satan will eternally donkey punch you while fucking you with a giant scimitar strap-on.

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Re: The Onion: "Kidnapped Boy Found Safe, Imagines Kidnapped Boy"
« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2008, 09:59:40 AM »
The Onion can be so harsh sometimes.
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Re: The Onion: "Kidnapped Boy Found Safe, Imagines Kidnapped Boy"
« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2008, 10:08:12 AM »
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"And the little pinkie finger you miss so much," he added.

Holy crap, Onion.  :-\


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Re: The Onion: "Kidnapped Boy Found Safe, Imagines Kidnapped Boy"
« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2008, 11:23:24 AM »
That is not even close to being funny  :o

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Re: The Onion: "Kidnapped Boy Found Safe, Imagines Kidnapped Boy"
« Reply #5 on: November 09, 2008, 12:05:00 PM »
 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

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Re: The Onion: "Kidnapped Boy Found Safe, Imagines Kidnapped Boy"
« Reply #6 on: November 09, 2008, 12:07:44 PM »
I don't get it, is this in reference to some real case?

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Re: The Onion: "Kidnapped Boy Found Safe, Imagines Kidnapped Boy"
« Reply #7 on: November 09, 2008, 12:08:40 PM »
I don't get it, is this in reference to some real case?
It's a story about a kidnapped boy who imagines he's being saved, while still kidnapped. Don't think it's referencing a real case.
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Re: The Onion: "Kidnapped Boy Found Safe, Imagines Kidnapped Boy"
« Reply #8 on: November 09, 2008, 12:14:37 PM »
I don't think it's funny, but I do "appreciate" it.
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Re: The Onion: "Kidnapped Boy Found Safe, Imagines Kidnapped Boy"
« Reply #9 on: November 09, 2008, 12:56:22 PM »
 :lol :lol :lol

That was great.

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Re: The Onion: "Kidnapped Boy Found Safe, Imagines Kidnapped Boy"
« Reply #10 on: November 09, 2008, 12:57:10 PM »
 :-\ :'( :( :usacry
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