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I just saw a vagina for the first time
« on: November 09, 2008, 04:49:21 PM »
 :'( :'( :'( :'(

Fuck you Ascent of Man. 
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Re: I just saw a baby come out of a vagina for the first time
« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2008, 04:51:25 PM »
did feces come out too?
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Re: I just saw a baby come out of a vagina for the first time
« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2008, 04:56:29 PM »
The baby looks like feces.  And the mother is british.  I can tell by her teeth as she was grunting  :'( :'( :'( :'(

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Re: I just saw a baby come out of a vagina for the first time
« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2008, 04:57:02 PM »
Yeah, vagina sucks. Submit to us.


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Re: I just saw a baby come out of a vagina for the first time
« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2008, 04:59:38 PM »
O thank god, it's moved onto bees now. 

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Re: I just saw a baby come out of a vagina for the first time
« Reply #5 on: November 09, 2008, 05:02:03 PM »
cool look at these  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Axolotl



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Re: I just saw a baby come out of a vagina for the first time
« Reply #6 on: November 09, 2008, 05:11:14 PM »
I saw it in health class man years ago.  Everyone in the class was grossed out but I was just thinking that they've never seen interracial porn before.

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« Reply #7 on: November 09, 2008, 05:15:29 PM »
 :lol :lol :lol

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« Reply #8 on: November 09, 2008, 05:29:46 PM »
PD wept

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Re: I just saw a baby come out of a vagina for the first time
« Reply #9 on: November 09, 2008, 06:52:10 PM »
When I saw a birth video in school years ago the baby coming out was not the grossest part - it was the afterbirth. :-X

I saw it in health class man years ago.  Everyone in the class was grossed out but I was just thinking that they've never seen interracial porn before.

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« Reply #10 on: November 11, 2008, 01:39:20 AM »
cool look at these  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Axolotl

(Image removed from quote.)

The ascent of man is really good, besides the birth thing. 

They are cool, aren't they? Too bad they're so rare. :(
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« Reply #11 on: November 11, 2008, 01:47:53 AM »
When I saw a birth video in school years ago the baby coming out was not the grossest part - it was the afterbirth. :-X

I saw it in health class man years ago.  Everyone in the class was grossed out but I was just thinking that they've never seen interracial porn before.

:lol

A good friend of mine is a delivery nurse. She has horrible stories.

HORRIBLE STORIES.
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Re: I just saw a baby come out of a vagina for the first time
« Reply #12 on: November 11, 2008, 01:50:37 AM »
Bah, you all got nothin'

During my wife's C-section, she looked up at a mirrored surface on the ceiling and saw the doctor reaching into the slit in her belly to drag the baby out . real talk.
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« Reply #13 on: November 11, 2008, 01:55:10 AM »
A good friend of mine is a delivery nurse. She has horrible stories.

HORRIBLE STORIES.

THAT YOU WILL PROMPTLY DIVULGE.

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« Reply #14 on: November 11, 2008, 02:00:21 AM »
A good friend of mine is a delivery nurse. She has horrible stories.

HORRIBLE STORIES.

THAT YOU WILL PROMPTLY DIVULGE.

Prolapsed rectums, prolapsed uteruses, and more poo than you ever thought the human body could possibly produce.
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Re: I just saw a baby come out of a vagina for the first time
« Reply #15 on: November 11, 2008, 02:04:31 AM »
Nice. :-X

"Prolapsed uterus" in particular sounds intriguing and is one area porn is yet to explore (as far as I know).

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« Reply #16 on: November 11, 2008, 02:06:01 AM »
Nice. :-X

"Prolapsed uterus" in particular sounds intriguing and is one area porn is yet to explore (as far as I know).

After hearing these stories, one of my buddy's fiances is frightened that her uterus is going fall out of her body. She actually has nightmares about it.
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Re: I just saw a baby come out of a vagina for the first time
« Reply #17 on: November 11, 2008, 02:07:06 AM »
Bah, you all got nothin'

During my wife's C-section, she looked up at a mirrored surface on the ceiling and saw the doctor reaching into the slit in her belly to drag the baby out . real talk.

Oh man.

I'm going to be having C-sections. I'll need to look up to make sure this doesn't happen to me. ECRO TAKE NOTE: If I see someone's hands in my abdomen I will freak out. No mirrored surfaces in the OR/delivery room for me omg!
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« Reply #18 on: November 11, 2008, 02:10:11 AM »
You're planning on multiple c-sections already? Why not get a zipper?  :cheesy:
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« Reply #19 on: November 11, 2008, 02:12:07 AM »
After hearing these stories, one of my buddy's fiances is frightened that her uterus is going fall out of her body. She actually has nightmares about it.

I had a partner who was scared Samara would come crawling out of the TV after watching The Ring.

women smh

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« Reply #20 on: November 11, 2008, 02:17:54 AM »
You're planning on multiple c-sections already? Why not get a zipper?  :cheesy:

Ecro's father has osteogenesis imperfecto, aka brittle bone disease (think Mr. Glass in Unbreakable). It's genetic, so our kids could have it too, so a C-section is a necessary precaution. Neither he nor his sister have the disease, but they were both C-section babies because you just don't know. If you try to deliver naturally and your baby has the disease, its bones would probably break during labor and delivery. Just so you know I'm not like "oh I'm gonna have a C-section so I don't stretch my vag lol", it's a medical necessity.

I imagine they can test for it in utero now, with an amniocentesis, but that carries the risk of a miscarriage so I don't want to have one.



"Prolapsed uterus" in particular sounds intriguing and is one area porn is yet to explore (as far as I know).
Prolapsed uterus. I don't know what this is.
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« Reply #21 on: November 11, 2008, 02:21:11 AM »
I guess it means the uterus comes through the cervix into the vagina ???

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« Reply #22 on: November 11, 2008, 02:25:59 AM »
You're planning on multiple c-sections already? Why not get a zipper?  :cheesy:

Ecro's father has osteogenesis imperfecto, aka brittle bone disease (think Mr. Glass in Unbreakable). It's genetic, so our kids could have it too, so a C-section is a necessary precaution. Neither he nor his sister have the disease, but they were both C-section babies because you just don't know. If you try to deliver naturally and your baby has the disease, its bones would probably break during labor and delivery. Just so you know I'm not like "oh I'm gonna have a C-section so I don't stretch my vag lol", it's a medical necessity.

I imagine they can test for it in utero now, with an amniocentesis, but that carries the risk of a miscarriage so I don't want to have one.

"Prolapsed uterus" in particular sounds intriguing and is one area porn is yet to explore (as far as I know).
Prolapsed uterus. I don't know what this is.

Ah. So not a convenience thing then. Apologies.
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« Reply #23 on: November 11, 2008, 02:37:15 AM »
Ah. So not a convenience thing then. Apologies.

No apology necessary. Lots of women are doing elective C-sections now because it's supposed to be easier or whatever (Britney Spears comes to mind) and it's not always the best thing. C-sections have their own risks, for the mother and the baby. And the recovery for the mother is much worse when you have a C-section, so with so many people electing to have them it kind of blows my mind.

My mom actually thinks we should have James tested to see if he's even a carrier, and then if he is, to have the babies tested in utero to avoid C-sections if they don't have brittle bones. I think that's a lot of unnecessary testing though, and a lot of wasted money. She means well--I was an emergency C-section baby and she said her recovery was brutal--but still!
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« Reply #24 on: November 11, 2008, 02:43:38 AM »
My wife was floored after the C-section. She literally couldn't even gather the strength to look at the baby hours later. I had to film it and show her the handicam even though the baby was no more than a foot away from her. And she lost a scary amount of blood, which caused her to shake uncontrollably from the cold. They drugged her to the eyeballs but it was still a brutal experience. Maybe if you plan it all ahead of time it's easier (and have high post doctors like Britney). I wouldn't have a c-section unless there was no other option. She went through an entire week of induced labor before the doc finally said we have to do it because of the rising risk of infection. Close to a worst-case scenario, in other words - all the pain of extended labor, over multiple days, then you end up doing a c-section anyway. oh well, it's all ancient history now. She's finally started talking about another one, even!
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« Reply #25 on: November 11, 2008, 02:53:55 AM »
Well she can deliver naturally now if she wants to/her doctors think it's a good idea. One C-section doesn't mean have to continue to have C-sections anymore, which is good news.

That's must have been terrifying to go through. Hopefully if you guys decide to have another, labor and delivery will be a cakewalk. :)

My friend had two little girls recently, one in April of last year and the latest this September. She pushed for 20 minutes for the first one, and the second one was out in two pushes. Two! She's a small woman, like if she weighed more than 120 pounds I'd be shocked, and both babies were average size 7 pounds or so. Wouldn't it be great if it was always that easy?
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Re: I just saw a baby come out of a vagina for the first time
« Reply #26 on: November 11, 2008, 02:59:32 AM »
My god children are horrifying.

Yes, but you get over it.
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Re: I just saw a baby come out of a vagina for the first time
« Reply #27 on: November 11, 2008, 03:01:04 AM »
My god children are horrifying.

I'm starting to think Alien was largely inspired by the wonders of child birth.

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« Reply #28 on: November 11, 2008, 04:11:31 AM »
I heard that about 1/3 of women get c-sections.  That's mostly because doctors don't want to take any risks and/or that the drugs make natural childbirth more difficult by changing how the contractions happen or something.
My god children are horrifying.
When my baby brother was born, the nurse actually told my mother about a baby pissing into it's mouth while crying while in the middle of a diaper change.  I have never let my baby brother accomplish this.

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« Reply #29 on: November 11, 2008, 07:24:08 AM »
According to "What to Expect When You're Expecting", the incidence of c-sections rises big time on Friday evenings. Yes, those lazy fuck  doctors will slice you up so they can hit the links faster. I'm deadly serious.
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« Reply #30 on: November 11, 2008, 10:21:40 AM »
Nice. :-X

"Prolapsed uterus" in particular sounds intriguing and is one area porn is yet to explore (as far as I know).

After hearing these stories, one of my buddy's fiances is frightened that her uterus is going fall out of her body. She actually has nightmares about it.
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« Reply #31 on: November 11, 2008, 10:24:36 AM »
What is in there?
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« Reply #32 on: November 11, 2008, 10:27:15 AM »
VAAAAAAAGGGGGGIIIINNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAA  8)
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« Reply #33 on: November 11, 2008, 10:28:36 AM »
My god children are horrifying.

I'm starting to think Alien was largely inspired by the wonders of child birth.

 :lol :lol
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« Reply #34 on: November 11, 2008, 10:29:11 AM »
yummy taco
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« Reply #35 on: November 11, 2008, 10:31:33 AM »
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« Reply #37 on: November 11, 2008, 10:33:20 AM »
:drool
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« Reply #38 on: November 11, 2008, 10:37:42 AM »
When giving a girl oral, hum. She'll thank you for it.
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« Reply #40 on: November 11, 2008, 11:42:16 AM »
When giving a girl oral, hum. She'll thank you for it.

Any particular tune?
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« Reply #41 on: November 11, 2008, 11:43:35 AM »
penis pudding
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« Reply #42 on: November 11, 2008, 11:45:09 AM »
When giving a girl oral, hum. She'll thank you for it.

Any particular tune?

Imperial March
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« Reply #43 on: November 11, 2008, 12:04:38 PM »
ball butter?
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