Gaze in despair upon the post-apocalyptic wasteland where once our proud board stood. What is left? ASHES AND DUST.
Your previous administrators have abandoned you. Only now can you see through the lies to the rotting husk beneath.
THEY ARE DEAD!
As shall ye be, lest you swear fealty NOW to Synthesizer Patel as your new Lord and Master. Already I have sent Willco into the wilderness. Already I have promoted Genghis Cohen to Double Icon. Already I am gathering my resources for the return of CSS themes.
Where will you be when Evilbore returns? Allied with the stinking carcass of the empty past? Or at my right hand, to share in our future glories?
BOW BEFORE ME AND BE REWARDED
REJECT ME AND DIE FOREVER
