Author Topic: That thing you did in college that was stupid but memorable (Read 6241 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** November 27, 2006, 03:28:48 PM »

Everyone has one. Let's hear 'em!

cloudwalking · « **Reply #1 on:** November 27, 2006, 03:29:31 PM »

So where's yours?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2 on:** November 27, 2006, 03:30:58 PM »

I'll post mine using a fake account so CrystalGemini doesn't yell at me. Or Disposable White Guy could tell it for me.

TVC15 · « **Reply #3 on:** November 27, 2006, 03:36:59 PM »

I threw a case of empty Yuengling bottles off my dorm's roof. And a rotting vodka filled watermelon out of my dorms window. And I threw up basically all over Scranton. And in a cop car. I was drinking in someones basement, stood up, whacked my head on the ceiling, and remained unconscious until the next morning. More stuff too, but I'm keeping myself from putting embarassing stuff down.

Oh, one time I threw up like 3 bottles worth of cough medicine onto a pricey math textbook. I think that may be the actual reason I stopped being a CS major - I couldn't go to class anymore because my textbook was glued shut and reeked like Robitussin.

Polari · « **Reply #4 on:** November 27, 2006, 03:56:00 PM »

I killed my memory last weekend and have been lying in bed ever since, so yeah, I can't think of anything.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #5 on:** November 27, 2006, 04:00:37 PM »

I once drank so much I vomited ALL over the chick I was macking on, and woke up with my head resting in vomit that had pooled in a potted plant.

I also once macked on this hot goth chick and she BIT me while we were making out. HARD. On the fuckin' neck. Fuckin' yelled at her bitch ass and the "hosts" asked me -- who was BLEEDING! -- to leave because apparently I wasn't a hot goth chick but was in fact just some sausage

Vizzys · « **Reply #6 on:** November 27, 2006, 04:13:40 PM »

Your a vampire!

Mupepe · « **Reply #7 on:** November 27, 2006, 04:17:27 PM »

biting turns me on

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #8 on:** November 27, 2006, 04:18:47 PM »

not "hunk of flesh off your neck" MASTICATING, sir

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #9 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:22:50 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on November 27, 2006, 04:00:37 PM

I also once macked on this hot goth chick and she BIT me while we were making out. HARD. On the fuckin' neck. Fuckin' yelled at her bitch ass and the "hosts" asked me -- who was BLEEDING! -- to leave because apparently I wasn't a hot goth chick but was in fact just some sausage

Himu · « **Reply #10 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:23:51 PM »

Fucked some chick when I was drunk because she said she would cry rape charges if I didn't.

Mupepe · « **Reply #11 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:24:01 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on November 27, 2006, 04:18:47 PM

not "hunk of flesh off your neck" MASTICATING, sir

True. I had a girl bite my tongue once. Creeped me out, so I bit hers backs. That was the weirdest make out session ever. I liked it.

BlackMage · « **Reply #12 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:24:14 PM »

studied.

rocketman · « **Reply #13 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:25:24 PM »

Thus far, it has to be going up to fat chicks, screaming SHOW ME YOUR BOOBIES.

I had pictures. One wasn't actually fat, and had some nice tits. Thicky thick girl.

whiteACID · « **Reply #14 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:27:09 PM »

See the big wooden baby in the background?

We ended up getting smashed that night and burning it in the dumpster, the police, EMS and Fire Department were called and my friends were banned from having any more parties. I also threw a Michigan blanket in the fire. This was about 2 years ago.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #15 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:27:56 PM »

is that megafoo?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #16 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:28:15 PM »

Wow, heroin really did a number on you over the course of two years

Himu · « **Reply #17 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:28:44 PM »

Quote from: whiteACID on November 27, 2006, 05:27:09 PM

We ended up getting smashed that night and burning it in the dumpster, the police, EMS and Fire Department were called and my friends were banned from having any more parties. I also threw a Michigan blanket in the fire. This was about 2 years ago.

Christopher · « **Reply #18 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:28:58 PM »

a lot of inside jokes that probably wouldn't be funny as Shake said my other stories sucked their pretty much of that same thing, you had to be there moments.

whiteACID · « **Reply #19 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:29:21 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on November 27, 2006, 05:27:56 PM

is that megafoo?

No

whiteACID · « **Reply #20 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:30:01 PM »

Quote from: Willco on November 27, 2006, 05:28:15 PM

Wow, heroin really did a number on you over the course of two years

Try again, out of all the drugs I've done you had to pick one of the two I haven't

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #21 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:31:18 PM »

Quote from: whiteACID on November 27, 2006, 05:30:01 PM

Quote from: Willco on November 27, 2006, 05:28:15 PM
Wow, heroin really did a number on you over the course of two years
Try again, out of all the drugs I've done you had to pick one of the two I haven't

Meth

BlackMage · « **Reply #22 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:35:33 PM »

Quote from: whiteACID on November 27, 2006, 05:30:01 PM

Quote from: Willco on November 27, 2006, 05:28:15 PM
Wow, heroin really did a number on you over the course of two years
Try again, out of all the drugs I've done you had to pick one of the two I haven't

you know those various pictures of that girl in different stages of her crack addicition? yer about halfway there.

whiteACID · « **Reply #23 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:36:24 PM »

More like 2/5, I still have 24 more years to live!

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #24 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:39:14 PM »

You guys are fucking distinguished mentally-challenged. Have you ever even SEEN someone ravaged by drugs?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #25 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:40:13 PM »

yeah -- whiteacid

BlackMage · « **Reply #26 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:40:17 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on November 27, 2006, 05:39:14 PM

You guys are fucking distinguished mentally-challenged. Have you ever even SEEN someone ravaged by drugs?

yeah, your mother

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #27 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:40:45 PM »

My reply was better. His mom probably isn't alive, so that's just mean.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #28 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:41:10 PM »

redWOOD is the sexiest fucking drug addict to walk the planet, then

black mage: NO, YOUR mother.

BlackMage · « **Reply #29 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:41:21 PM »

Quote from: Willco on November 27, 2006, 05:40:45 PM

My reply was better. His mom probably isn't alive, so that's just mean.

hey, i didn't kill her... the drugs did

Himu · « **Reply #30 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:41:31 PM »

whiteacid is a cutie pie. Leave her along. $:-\$

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #31 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:41:50 PM »

Yeah, lay off whiteACID. As long as she quits smoking cigs, she'll still be pretty in five years

Stupidest thing I did in college...damn talk about subjective. I'll have to think about it, decide what stupid really means. Does it mean the worst risks with your health? Does it mean acting crazy?

BlackMage · « **Reply #32 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:42:14 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on November 27, 2006, 05:41:10 PM

redWOOD is the sexiest fucking drug addict to walk the planet, then

black mage: NO, YOUR mother.

bring it on, old timer! Ill fucking kick your walker out from under you!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #33 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:42:35 PM »

Yeah, for a drug addict whose body has been worn away by substance abuse - whiteACID is pretty hot

Cyanista · « **Reply #34 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:43:00 PM »

Seriously. People with actual drug addictions usually look like monsters, not cute midwestern young ladies.

Diablos · « **Reply #35 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:43:37 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on November 27, 2006, 05:35:33 PM

Quote from: whiteACID on November 27, 2006, 05:30:01 PM
Quote from: Willco on November 27, 2006, 05:28:15 PM
Wow, heroin really did a number on you over the course of two years
Try again, out of all the drugs I've done you had to pick one of the two I haven't

you know those various pictures of that girl in different stages of her crack addicition? yer about halfway there.

I'd like to see these pictures, please.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #36 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:44:41 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on November 27, 2006, 05:43:00 PM

Seriously. People with actual drug addictions usually look like monsters, not cute midwestern young ladies.

People from the midwest are monsters.

Cheebs · « **Reply #37 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:45:07 PM »

Quote from: Willco on November 27, 2006, 05:44:41 PM

Quote from: Cyanista on November 27, 2006, 05:43:00 PM
Seriously. People with actual drug addictions usually look like monsters, not cute midwestern young ladies.

People from the midwest are monsters.

I grew up in Ohio and now live in Michigan.

$:-\$

Cyanista · « **Reply #38 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:45:23 PM »

FUCK OFF

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #39 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:45:46 PM »

You're a monster

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #40 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:45:57 PM »

less chat; more lines of freebase off PD's ass

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #41 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:47:15 PM »

Now all she has to do is ask for a tag change to show how much William REALLY loves her. "Is fuchsiaACID taken?"

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #42 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:48:38 PM »

If I can't have her - no one can!

Let's all freebase off Maurice's black canyon

Cheebs · « **Reply #43 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:48:46 PM »

where is the mysterious new poster that will tell Willco's story!

Cyanista · « **Reply #44 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:51:16 PM »

This one time Willco tried to drink an apple martini but it was so sour he puckered his lips up like a cigarillo just as someone took his picture.

Since everyone knows having a photo taken steals your soul, that day Willco was left an empty shell with a distaste for sour beverages like the kid in FLCL.

The end.

whiteACID · « **Reply #45 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:51:45 PM »

Jesus Fuck, I attention whore when I'm not even trying

Disposable White Guy · « **Reply #46 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:52:07 PM »

Quote

Nicad6969: Do you want me to tell them a classic Federman story? They could go to KATES PLAYGROUND and essentially get the same thing
wfederman007: no shell see it and get pissed dont say anything shitcock

SORRY NI FA GUYS

Himu · « **Reply #47 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:52:36 PM »

Quote from: whiteACID on November 27, 2006, 05:51:45 PM

Jesus Fuck, I attention whore when I'm not even trying

Because you're adorable.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #48 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:53:19 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on November 27, 2006, 05:51:16 PM

This one time Willco tried to drink an apple martini but it was so sour he puckered his lips up like a cigarillo just as someone took his picture.

Since everyone knows having a photo taken steals your soul, that day Willco was left an empty shell with a distaste for sour beverages like the kid in FLCL.

The end.

You cut me deep

Diablos · « **Reply #49 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:54:36 PM »

GIRLY MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

whiteACID · « **Reply #50 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:57:02 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on November 27, 2006, 05:51:16 PM

This one time Willco tried to drink an apple martini but it was so sour he puckered his lips up like a cigarillo just as someone took his picture.

Since everyone knows having a photo taken steals your soul, that day Willco was left an empty shell with a distaste for sour beverages like the kid in FLCL.

The end.

Since apparently I can't make polls yet I just made one in my head.

Are you glad Cyanista's back?
yes
no

I voted yes

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #51 on:** November 27, 2006, 05:57:53 PM »

I vote sexy

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #52 on:** November 27, 2006, 06:00:19 PM »

I can make poles like you wouldn't believe.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #53 on:** November 27, 2006, 06:00:42 PM »

TVC15 · « **Reply #54 on:** November 27, 2006, 06:04:11 PM »

I heard Willco let a horse fuck him while he was wasted because a couple of frat boys with a video camera convinced him he was on a new adult version of Double Dare.

Polari · « **Reply #55 on:** November 27, 2006, 06:06:57 PM »

Erm, you all do know what addiction means, don't you? Doing a bit of speed every now and then isn't an addiction.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #56 on:** November 27, 2006, 06:08:23 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on November 27, 2006, 06:04:11 PM

I heard Willco let a horse fuck him while he was wasted because a couple of frat boys with a video camera convinced him he was on a new adult version of Double Dare.

I did love me some Double Dare.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

It was a stallion, not a horse

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Bacon · « **Reply #57 on:** November 27, 2006, 06:29:57 PM »

Hey but I'm from the midwest.

Disposable White Guy · « **Reply #58 on:** November 27, 2006, 08:01:54 PM »

Wobedraggled · « **Reply #59 on:** November 27, 2006, 08:03:24 PM »

College?

News:

Author Topic: That thing you did in college that was stupid but memorable (Read 6241 times)

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