Canada launches shitty attack on Japan. Population yawns and grabs bags - leaves

[dcharlie]

FUCK ME

i just returned from a CANADIAN EXPOSE evening sponsored by CANADA as a nation of, what i can assume, music hating fucktards.

4 bands

The Woodhands - average averageness from the planet averageness where they were disqualified from the annual interesting competition for being too average.
SAINT ALVIA CARTEL - the previous band were so bad, i couldn't tell if you were good or not. I felt unoffended and i am inclined to thing yoou were okay! well done, you are tonights winners
PATRICK WATSON - titty fucking christ , i listened to your stuff prior to the gig, but you decided to FUCKING SUCK instead. Good choice MORANS
BEDOUIN SOUNDCLASH - congraturashuns, your lead singer was so fucking wasted he couldn't figure out that his guitar was out of tune. So fucked that people started leaving.

so , what can i say? hurrah for canada - 4 of their finest came and only 1 of them decided not to shit the bed.

fucking golf claps all round.

[T234]

Canadian Music

[tiesto]

Canadian Music

Luke Fair is the only Canadian music I need

[Brehvolution]

Would you have rathered Bryan Adams and Celine Dion"?

[Howard Alan Treesong]

But Canada also has some awesome bands like Arcade Fire, Stars and Broken Social Scene!

yeah, I was gonna say, Montreal's Arts & Crafts is okay!

[T234]

I tend to only be in favor of Canadians that only have vaginers.

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Boogie Malek Arvie and muckhole

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[Don Flamenco]

Boards of Canada is awesome! 

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but they're from Scotland, so Canada only gets a few measly residual points for that

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[Bloodwake]

Canadian Music

Most Canadian music is shit. Rather, most music in general is shit.

QFT. For damn sure.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

I've seen Stars live twice, they played Look Up both times

[OptimoPeach]

Haha, if Japan wasn't entertained they must have been really bad.

[muckhole]

A friend of mine has a vendetta against Bedouin Soundclash after they broke into his backstage area and swiped all the beer during his set. Sounds like the lead singer is keeping true to form.

[Mr. Gundam]

But Canada also has some awesome bands like Arcade Fire, Stars and Broken Social Scene!

yeah, I was gonna say, Montreal's Arts & Crafts is okay!

I  Canadian music.

Stars! The Dears! Metric! New Pornographers! Arcade Fire! Feist! Broken Social Scene! Wolf Parade! Sunset Rubdown!

I've seen stars about 5x now and they never played Elevator Love Letter.

In fact, they didn't really play anything from Heart at all. Though they were pretty short sets. They did play Calender Girl though!

My wife and I have seen Stars six times since 2003. They've played Elevator Love Letter at every single show.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

I have a policy of not putting two songs by the same artist on a mix CD

but my most recent mix CD has songs by Wolf Parade, Handsome Furs, and Sunset Rubdown. CHEATING!

[tiesto]

I have a policy of not putting two songs by the same artist on a mix CD

but my most recent mix CD has songs by Wolf Parade, Handsome Furs, and Sunset Rubdown. CHEATING!

Whenever I made my DJ mixes, I used to have a similar policy, then I was just like "fuck it"... plenty of the pros do it, why restrict yourself?

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[BobFromPikeCreek]

  Please don't let those 4 awful bands be your only exposure to Canadian music. They fucking suck.