Author Topic: What should I get my girlfriend for Christmas? (Read 7004 times)

whiteACID · « **on:** November 27, 2006, 07:31:46 PM »

No fear boys, I will help you. I got a sample of this perfume at the mall today, I'm going to pick a big bottle stat, this shit smells delicious:

http://www.lancome-usa.com/_us/_en/fragrance/index_hypnose.htm

Mupepe · « **Reply #1 on:** November 27, 2006, 07:33:02 PM »

I'm going to buy it just so that I'll know what you smell like

whiteACID · « **Reply #2 on:** November 27, 2006, 07:34:10 PM »

I'm a connoisseur of gift-giving, if you are worried what to get your significant other I will help you. for a small fee

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #3 on:** November 27, 2006, 07:34:35 PM »

Ugh, most women* who apply perfume** to themselves don't understand the meaning of "subtle".

*

spoiler (click to show/hide)

men

[close]

**

spoiler (click to show/hide)

cologne

[close]

Christopher · « **Reply #4 on:** November 27, 2006, 07:35:05 PM »

I bet it smells like shit.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #5 on:** November 27, 2006, 07:35:54 PM »

Bath and Body Works Body Spray's its cheap and smells great. Hell even i use it sometimes.

I dont know what i want to purchase for the wifey. I hate holidays.
I do need help i guess in what to get her.

whiteACID · « **Reply #6 on:** November 27, 2006, 07:35:55 PM »

This will be the first bottle of perfume I've bought, I've got a few in the medicine cabinet: A&F that's about 6 years old and some other one I never use, in other words what the fuck are you trying to say?

whiteACID · « **Reply #7 on:** November 27, 2006, 07:36:23 PM »

Quote from: ZomBz on November 27, 2006, 07:35:54 PM

Bath and Body Works Body Spray's its cheap and smells great. Hell even i use it sometimes.

I dont know what i want to purchase for the wifey. I hate holidays.
I do need help i guess in what to get her.

Just tell me three things about her and I will find the perfect gift

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #8 on:** November 27, 2006, 07:36:27 PM »

Oh, I thought you were asking us... $:-\$

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #9 on:** November 27, 2006, 07:36:43 PM »

Are you just shotgunning pure hatred there, Blaze, or is that directed at someone?

whiteACID · « **Reply #10 on:** November 27, 2006, 07:37:27 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on November 27, 2006, 07:36:27 PM

Oh, I thought you were asking us... $:-\$

No this thread won't deliver as much fun, but the topic will get more clicks than say, "I love this perfume"

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #11 on:** November 27, 2006, 07:37:36 PM »

Ok ask away Miss ChristmasACID what three things do you need to know.

whiteACID · « **Reply #12 on:** November 27, 2006, 07:38:47 PM »

What is her dress style? conservative, preppy, sporty, etc
Is she allergic to metal?
Is she an animal lover?

Christopher · « **Reply #13 on:** November 27, 2006, 07:39:08 PM »

Quote from: whiteACID on November 27, 2006, 07:36:23 PM

Quote from: ZomBz on November 27, 2006, 07:35:54 PM
Bath and Body Works Body Spray's its cheap and smells great. Hell even i use it sometimes.

I dont know what i want to purchase for the wifey. I hate holidays.
I do need help i guess in what to get her.
Just tell me three things about her and I will find the perfect gift

The A&F women's colonges smells so fucking cheap, when I was working there they just introduced "8" or some shit like that ... if thats the one you have it's nasty.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #14 on:** November 27, 2006, 07:39:45 PM »

Hahahaha

You going to help me pick out a present, there, redWOOD?

whiteACID · « **Reply #15 on:** November 27, 2006, 07:40:05 PM »

Quote from: Christopher on November 27, 2006, 07:39:08 PM

Quote from: whiteACID on November 27, 2006, 07:36:23 PM
Quote from: ZomBz on November 27, 2006, 07:35:54 PM
Bath and Body Works Body Spray's its cheap and smells great. Hell even i use it sometimes.

I dont know what i want to purchase for the wifey. I hate holidays.
I do need help i guess in what to get her.
Just tell me three things about her and I will find the perfect gift

The A&F women's colonges smells so fucking cheap, when I was working there they just introduced "8" or some shit like that ... if thats the one you have it's nasty.

No it's the original one, go back to sleep I was enjoying this thread, you fucking prep

whiteACID · « **Reply #16 on:** November 27, 2006, 07:40:27 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on November 27, 2006, 07:39:45 PM

Hahahaha

You going to help me pick out a present, there, redWOOD?

Your girlfriend doesn't exist

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #17 on:** November 27, 2006, 07:41:40 PM »

She's as real as Megafoo!

whiteACID · « **Reply #18 on:** November 27, 2006, 07:42:41 PM »

blackACID

whiteACID · « **Reply #19 on:** November 27, 2006, 07:43:09 PM »

I have to take Koopa for a walk, brb!

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #20 on:** November 27, 2006, 07:49:01 PM »

I was thinking about a ribbed butt plug

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #21 on:** November 27, 2006, 07:49:37 PM »

Quote from: whiteACID on November 27, 2006, 07:38:47 PM

What is her dress style? conservative, preppy, sporty, etc
Is she allergic to metal?
Is she an animal lover?

Conservative/Casual
Nothing less than 24k gold or she breaks out, i think she is lying to me on this.
She loves cats and has two

Things to know about her:
she hates me and does not love me
I'm not the man of her dreams and as such nothing i do is amazing to her
she loves to hate me

Now if you can find me something that wow's her i'd be greatful. I'm trying to turn this bitch around and get her on my side.

Lonestar · « **Reply #22 on:** November 27, 2006, 07:50:07 PM »

ill prolly get the girl i fancy some dolce and gabbana sunglasses or something along those lines....what do u think, red?

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #23 on:** November 27, 2006, 07:50:45 PM »

Quote from: Lonestar on November 27, 2006, 07:50:07 PM

ill prolly get the girl i fancy some dolce and gabbana sunglasses or something along those lines....what do u think, red?

Don't feed the sickness, dude... $:-\$

Christopher · « **Reply #24 on:** November 27, 2006, 07:51:02 PM »

Quote from: Lonestar on November 27, 2006, 07:50:07 PM

ill prolly get the girl i fancy some dolce and gabbana sunglasses or something along those lines....what do u think, red?

Sunglasses? $:-\$ I know it's D&G, but sunglasses?

Lonestar · « **Reply #25 on:** November 27, 2006, 07:53:02 PM »

Quote from: Christopher on November 27, 2006, 07:51:02 PM

Quote from: Lonestar on November 27, 2006, 07:50:07 PM
ill prolly get the girl i fancy some dolce and gabbana sunglasses or something along those lines....what do u think, red?

Sunglasses? $:-\$ I know it's D&G, but sunglasses?

tell me about it, but the girl has a fetish for sunglasses.

Mupepe · « **Reply #26 on:** November 27, 2006, 07:53:18 PM »

Okay whiteAcid, I'll tell you three things about her...

She's El Salvadorean
She loves Smallville and LOTR
She's 20 and is going to turn 21 on Dec 30th.

Disposable White Guy · « **Reply #27 on:** November 27, 2006, 07:55:54 PM »

The container looks like the original plutonium fuel for the DeLorean time machine :O

/nerd

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #28 on:** November 27, 2006, 07:56:59 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on November 27, 2006, 07:53:18 PM

Okay whiteAcid, I'll tell you three things about her...

She's El Salvadorean
She loves Smallville and LOTR
She's 20 and is going to turn 21 on Dec 30th.

Give her anal.

Mupepe · « **Reply #29 on:** November 27, 2006, 07:57:51 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on November 27, 2006, 07:56:59 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on November 27, 2006, 07:53:18 PM
Okay whiteAcid, I'll tell you three things about her...

She's El Salvadorean
She loves Smallville and LOTR
She's 20 and is going to turn 21 on Dec 30th.

Give her anal.

I haven't even gotten my dick in her yet, much less in her ass.

Melissa · « **Reply #30 on:** November 27, 2006, 07:58:37 PM »

It's all about Demeter perfumes!

http://www.fashion-planet.com/shopping/demeter/scents.html

My personal favorite:

Mupepe · « **Reply #31 on:** November 27, 2006, 08:00:05 PM »

Nice, now that I know what kind of perfume whiteAcid and Melissa wear, I can buy them and use them in whichever fantasy fancy's me at the moment.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #32 on:** November 27, 2006, 08:00:14 PM »

Melissa Demeter is my secret weapon, between that and Cool Water i smell fucking awesome.

Mupepe you sure do move on quickly, didnt you just break up with your girl?

Mupepe · « **Reply #33 on:** November 27, 2006, 08:01:08 PM »

Quote from: ZomBz on November 27, 2006, 08:00:14 PM

Melissa Demeter is my secret weapon, between that and Cool Water i smell fucking awesome.

Mupepe you sure do move on quickly, didnt you just break up with your girl?

Yes. But I've been secretly working on this one for a good month. I even said in that thread and others that I've been cheating on her.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #34 on:** November 27, 2006, 08:03:15 PM »

Mupepe you sure live up to Super Whore statis

Mupepe · « **Reply #35 on:** November 27, 2006, 08:04:53 PM »

What can I say? I haven't been faithful to a girl since I got divorced. And before I divorced, I never cheated. There are only two women in the world I would ever be faithful for now.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #36 on:** November 27, 2006, 08:05:34 PM »

That Dulce chick?

Melissa · « **Reply #37 on:** November 27, 2006, 08:08:41 PM »

Quote from: ZomBz on November 27, 2006, 08:00:14 PM

Melissa Demeter is my secret weapon, between that and Cool Water i smell fucking awesome.

I love them. I only have Angel Food left, and a sample of Honeysuckle. I use very little and people probably have to be pretty close to even smell them.

Cyanista · « **Reply #38 on:** November 27, 2006, 08:12:15 PM »

Envy is my favorite perfume. It smells bitchy.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #39 on:** November 27, 2006, 08:13:00 PM »

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #40 on:** November 27, 2006, 08:13:07 PM »

yeah the Demeter stuff is like a personal smell something you put on when your gonna be close to someone. They have some special limited runs of some flavors. But its all good. I need to get some more, i like supporting the smaller companies that make a lot better product.

Still waiting on WhiteACID's gift idea.

Mupepe · « **Reply #41 on:** November 27, 2006, 08:13:28 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on November 27, 2006, 08:05:34 PM

That Dulce chick?

she's one of the two

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #42 on:** November 27, 2006, 09:15:13 PM »

Quote from: whiteACID on November 27, 2006, 07:38:47 PM

What is her dress style? conservative, preppy, sporty, etc
Is she allergic to metal?
Is she an animal lover?

i can't answer this question without sounding really horrible so i'm not going to do it.
probably.
YES.

Lonestar · « **Reply #43 on:** November 27, 2006, 09:18:27 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on November 27, 2006, 09:15:13 PM

Quote from: whiteACID on November 27, 2006, 07:38:47 PM
What is her dress style? conservative, preppy, sporty, etc
Is she allergic to metal?
Is she an animal lover?

i can't answer this question without sounding really horrible so i'm not going to do it.
probably.
YES.

You're how old, again? And you need advice on what to get your wife? Come on, man. Let's be real: this fishing for advice is just a veiled attempt at e-flirting with redbabe.

Real Real.

whiteACID · « **Reply #44 on:** November 27, 2006, 09:20:36 PM »

Quote from: ZomBz on November 27, 2006, 07:49:37 PM

Quote from: whiteACID on November 27, 2006, 07:38:47 PM
What is her dress style? conservative, preppy, sporty, etc
Is she allergic to metal?
Is she an animal lover?

Conservative/Casual
Nothing less than 24k gold or she breaks out, i think she is lying to me on this.
She loves cats and has two

Things to know about her:
she hates me and does not love me
I'm not the man of her dreams and as such nothing i do is amazing to her
she loves to hate me

Now if you can find me something that wow's her i'd be greatful. I'm trying to turn this bitch around and get her on my side.

I'm allergic to everything but real gold, silver and stainless steel. She may be allergic to metal but she's not allergic to everything but 24k gold.

Not really sure what your budget is so I'll go with stuff $50 or less:

I love this purse, it's big enough to hold everything a girl needs (makeup, keys, wallet, phone, tampon, etc) but not so big it looks like a tote bag. You can get it in walnut or black, I suggest walnut. Girls can never have enough purses
http://www.nyandcompany.com/nyco/browse/product_detail_with_picker.jsp?productId=prod20113

Ok this is $100 but whatever. I have a similar necklace and I always get compliments on it, and it's great for night or day wear:
http://www1.macys.com/catalog/product/index.ognc?ID=152116&CategoryID=21247&LinkType=SiteAd&LinkLoc=544&AdID=30070

You could get her picture frames, like these from Pier 1 and put pictures of her, her cats or both of you in them. Girls love stuff like that:
http://www.pier1.com/catalog/productdetail.aspx?oid=110398&returnURL=http%3a%2f%2fwww.pier1.com%2fcatalog%2fcollections.aspx%3ffh_view_size%3d8%26fh_eds%3d%c3%9f%26fh_view%3dlister%26fh_refpath%3dfacet_59433428%26fh_location%3d%2f%2fpier1direct%2fen_US%2fcategories%3c%7b110299%7d%2fcategories%3c%7b110345%7d%26fh_start_index%3d24&fh_view_size=8&fh_eds=%C3%9F&fh_view=lister&fh_refpath=facet_59433428&fh_location=//pier1direct/en_US/categories%3C{110299}/categories%3C{110345}&fh_start_index=24

I'll update this as I find more stuff

Cyanista · « **Reply #45 on:** November 27, 2006, 09:22:11 PM »

Ahh the siren call of redWOOD.

Seriously, if you can't find something specifically suited to the girl you are shopping for you probably shouldn't be buying them anything more intimate than a gift card. Honestly, I wouldn't recommend buying perfume for women unless you know it's a scent they like.

Mupepe · « **Reply #46 on:** November 27, 2006, 09:22:37 PM »

Quote from: whiteACID on November 27, 2006, 07:38:47 PM

What is her dress style? conservative, preppy, sporty, etc
Is she allergic to metal?
Is she an animal lover?

Conservative
No
No

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #47 on:** November 27, 2006, 09:26:50 PM »

Aw I'm just playing along, I know what I'm getting her

Fuck! Lonestars' talk is too real for me. PLEASE LONESTAR DON'T HURT ME

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #48 on:** November 27, 2006, 09:41:20 PM »

Fuck perfume, I'm buying my wife a remote car starter.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #49 on:** November 27, 2006, 09:56:49 PM »

Isn't buying a skirt and a shirt without knowing absolutely nothing about what size clothes she wears the route the boyfriend should take? I know thats what I do

whiteACID · « **Reply #50 on:** November 27, 2006, 09:57:44 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on November 27, 2006, 09:56:49 PM

Isn't buying a skirt and a shirt without knowing absolutely nothing about what size clothes she wears the route the boyfriend should take? I know thats what I do

Ya, get her a scarf or necklace.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #51 on:** November 27, 2006, 10:03:32 PM »

A pearl necklace.

Himu · « **Reply #52 on:** November 27, 2006, 11:56:50 PM »

whiteacid is the sweetest little thing.

My childhood friend asked me what I want for X-mas last Saturday. For years we've had a shit load of sexual tension but never really made a move. Anyways she asked if I had an mp3 player and we were talking about that and some shit, in the end she said,"I know what to get you then!". After I asked her what she wanted and she said she wanted a digital camera that was,"This long, and that thick" awwww shiet. I'm in the pants now! The problem is...what do I give her??

BlackMage · « **Reply #53 on:** November 28, 2006, 12:03:00 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on November 27, 2006, 11:56:50 PM

whiteacid is the sweetest little thing.

My childhood friend asked me what I want for X-mas last Saturday. For years we've had a shit load of sexual tension but never really made a move. Anyways she asked if I had an mp3 player and we were talking about that and some shit, in the end she said,"I know what to get you then!". After I asked her what she wanted and she said she wanted a digital camera that was,"This long, and that thick" awwww shiet. I'm in the pants now! The problem is...what do I give her??

isn't it obvious?

Himu · « **Reply #54 on:** November 28, 2006, 12:10:32 AM »

YOu can't give a girl a dicking for X-mas, BM! You have to give them the gift and then give them a dicking!

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #55 on:** November 28, 2006, 12:12:39 AM »

give her something thoughtful.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #56 on:** November 28, 2006, 12:43:58 AM »

my budget is nothing over a few 10,000 bucks.

I like the idea of picture frames. We barely have any pictures together. I mean seriously no pictures i think. But i dont know if she wants any pictures $:-\$

at any rate

a necklace would be nice.

i'm looking at this one. its not much i mean yeah its more than that 100 dollar necklace. But thats what i get for dealing with a super high maintenance bitch.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #57 on:** November 28, 2006, 12:58:30 AM »

Quote from: Christopher on November 27, 2006, 07:51:02 PM

Quote from: Lonestar on November 27, 2006, 07:50:07 PM
ill prolly get the girl i fancy some dolce and gabbana sunglasses or something along those lines....what do u think, red?

Sunglasses? $:-\$ I know it's D&G, but sunglasses?

I have a pair of fake D&G sunglasses. Ecrofirt says they make me look like a bug. Everyone else loves them, though.

News:

Author Topic: What should I get my girlfriend for Christmas? (Read 7004 times)