Homemade Milk is back!

[Phoenix Dark]

How are you doing my squinty eyed friend? Did you ask your dad why it's not called cream cheese when it comes out of a man's pee pee?

[G The Resurrected]

Penis Cheese omg 

[BlueTsunami]

Taste like the beach

and Homemade Milk rocks but I have a sneaking suspicion hes a joke character

[Van Cruncheon]

he's CG's 13-year-old sexually confused brother.

[Phoenix Dark]

Well when a lesbian is your sister and Willco is your brother in law, you have no choice but to be sexually confused.

[Homemade Milk]

he's CG's 13-year-old sexually confused brother.

im not sexually confused and whats a joke character?

[Phoenix Dark]

he's CG's 13-year-old sexually confused brother.

im not sexually confused

So you're taking it up the ass now? Congrats my man.

[Homemade Milk]

he's CG's 13-year-old sexually confused brother.

im not sexually confused

So you're taking it up the ass now? Congrats my man.

No, you

[brawndolicious]

im not sexually confused and whats a joke character?

As in somebody who tries to say something funny all the time.  I don't think you're one.  Just annoying sometimes.  And you have a weird fetish for fat people.

[Vizzys]

Nike let you go on vacation huh?

Well spend your free time wisely.

[Homemade Milk]

im not sexually confused and whats a joke character?

As in somebody who tries to say something funny all the time.  I don't think you're one.  Just annoying sometimes.  And you have a weird fetish for fat people.

wtf, i dont have a weird fetish for fat people :/

[brawndolicious]

wtf, i dont have a weird fetish for fat people :/

It's all right.  Think of it as love cusions.

[Homemade Milk]

wtf, i dont have a weird fetish for fat people :/

It's all right.  Think of it as love cusions.

...but fat people dont look good, kinda like..w...........mcdonalds

[BlueTsunami]

oh shit

[brawndolicious]

...but fat people dont look good, kinda like..w...........mcdonalds

[xnikki118x]

...but fat people dont look good, kinda like..w...........mcdonalds

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I love McDonald's.

Also, that is the scariest thing I've EVER seen in my life.

[brawndolicious]

I love McDonald's.

Try not eating there for a few months and go back.  You'll get sick.

[xnikki118x]

I love McDonald's.

Try not eating there for a few months and go back.  You'll get sick.

I've done it and not gotten sick. I never ate a lot after I'd been without it for a while though...I bet if I didn't eat there for months, then got a double quarter pounder and a large fry, my stomach would be pissed off at me lol.

[Homemade Milk]

whos nikki again? new person?

[brawndolicious]

I've done it and not gotten sick. I never ate a lot after I'd been without it for a while though...I bet if I didn't eat there for months, then got a double quarter pounder and a large fry, my stomach would be pissed off at me lol.

I haven't been there in 2-3 years.  I get nauseous whenever I walk go by one.  I can eat any other fast food but mcdonald's makes me throw up.  I personally have never seen a fat person in mickie d's.  Therefore we see just how much HM gets hard on that thought.

whos nikki again? new person?

Ecrofirt's girlfriend.  Well I mean they DO it.

[Homemade Milk]

ive seen fat fucks go to mcdonalds

whos ecrofirt?

[BlueTsunami]

I definitely prefer Burger King and Wendy's over McDonalds. McDonalds at some point in my life got the taste of plastic synthetic taste associated to it for me.

[brawndolicious]

ive seen fat fucks go to mcdonalds
whos ecrofirt?

He's a guy.

I definitely prefer Burger King and Wendy's over McDonalds. McDonalds at some point in my life got the taste of plastic synthetic taste associated to it for me.

Exactly.

[Homemade Milk]

burger kings is exactly the same as mcdonalds...wtf?

and wendies has nice baked potatoes and frosties :p

[TVC15]

So is he going to ask for masturbation advice again?  Because I certainly know I'd like the FEDS TO BE KNOCKING DOWN MY FUCKING APARTMENT DOOR.

[xnikki118x]

Ecrofirt's girlfriend.  Well I mean they DO it.
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Hah, yes. 

[Homemade Milk]

So is he going to ask for masturbation advice again?  Because I certainly know I'd like the FEDS TO BE KNOCKING DOWN MY FUCKING APARTMENT DOOR.

what?

[BlueTsunami]

burger kings is exactly the same as mcdonalds...wtf?

Whatever they do (not sure if they still flame broil their stuff) it tastes different (as in better). McDonalds to me is like eating cardboard that has varying flavors, from stale chicken too stale chicken with some salt.

and I never want to bite into a McDonald's tomato in their chicken sandwiches ever again...it was traumatizing

[xnikki118x]

So is he going to ask for masturbation advice again?  Because I certainly know I'd like the FEDS TO BE KNOCKING DOWN MY FUCKING APARTMENT DOOR.

Please tell me that didn't really happen. How hard is it for a guy to masturbate? Really.

[brawndolicious]

Mcdonald's is the only one that from when the cows are born and the potatoes are planted do they shityify their food.  You have to realize, they've spent 50 years making their food taste "normal".

[BlueTsunami]

So is he going to ask for masturbation advice again?  Because I certainly know I'd like the FEDS TO BE KNOCKING DOWN MY FUCKING APARTMENT DOOR.

Please tell me that didn't really happen. How hard is it for a guy to masturbate? Really.

Hes 13 and is getting weird emotions in his tummy

[Homemade Milk]

So is he going to ask for masturbation advice again?  Because I certainly know I'd like the FEDS TO BE KNOCKING DOWN MY FUCKING APARTMENT DOOR.

Please tell me that didn't really happen. How hard is it for a guy to masturbate? Really.

very hard :/ it doesnt feel that great for me

[brawndolicious]

Please tell me that didn't really happen. How hard is it for a guy to masturbate? Really.

He needed the porn too.

[Phoenix Dark]

So is he going to ask for masturbation advice again?  Because I certainly know I'd like the FEDS TO BE KNOCKING DOWN MY FUCKING APARTMENT DOOR.

Please tell me that didn't really happen. How hard is it for a guy to masturbate? Really.

very hard :/ it doesnt feel that great for me

Well if I had a two inch penis I'd be complaining too

[Homemade Milk]

i dont have any porn and im scared to look on the net cause i might get viruses

AND I DO NOT HAVE A 2 IN PENIS T.T;;

[Phoenix Dark]

i dont have any porn and im scared to look on the net cause i might get viruses

AND I DO NOT HAVE A 2 IN PENIS T.T;;

Yeah, porn sites are very dangerous in terms of viruses/spyware.

If you really want porn, I suggest Limewire. It'll allow you to search for just about anything and download full length porn movies as well as music. It's pretty safe too; you won't have to worry about viruses, and it'll inform you if you download something that's infected.

[brawndolicious]

i dont have any porn and im scared to look on the net cause i might get viruses
AND I DO NOT HAVE A 2 IN PENIS T.T;;

God he's exactly like me when I was 13.

[Homemade Milk]

hrm.....

and nintendo ur black, im pretty sure noone ever made fun of u bout havin a small penis lol

[BlueTsunami]

If your using Limewire Homemade Milk, search for files under the name zoophilia

[Homemade Milk]

If your using Limewire Homemade Milk, search for files under the name zoophilia

whats that?

[Phoenix Dark]

If your using Limewire Homemade Milk, search for files under the name zoophilia

STOP IT

Don't listen to this man. Oh god

[brawndolicious]

hrm.....
and nintendo ur black, im pretty sure noone ever made fun of u bout havin a small penis lol

what?  no just the porn part.  And I'm not black, and while you may not meet many where you live, they are not that well-endowed but if you're a bottom than it doesn't need to be that big.

[Homemade Milk]

"Zoophilia, from the Greek Ζωο (zôon, "animal") and φιλία (philia, "friendship" or "love"), is a paraphilia, defined as an affinity or sexual attraction by a human to a non-human animal"

Huh, wow. kinky kinda

and nintendo, ur not black? i thought u were from the thread that said "anyone here wanna fuck?"

[TVC15]

Odd, zoophilia is typically not considered a paraphilia anymore.

[brawndolicious]

and nintendo, ur not black? i thought u were from the thread that said "anyone here wanna fuck?"

that was making fun of a thread somebody who posted here made on another forum.  Seriously though, use lube and pinch him if he's hitting it too hard.

[Homemade Milk]

and nintendo, ur not black? i thought u were from the thread that said "anyone here wanna fuck?"

that was making fun of a thread somebody who posted here made on another forum.  Seriously though, use lube and pinch him if he's hitting it too hard.

u mean my cock? u can just call him chomper if u'd like

[xnikki118x]

Odd, zoophilia is typically not considered a paraphilia anymore.

According to the DSM-IV-TR, it's still listed under 302.9 Paraphilia Not Otherwise Specified.

[Phoenix Dark]

and nintendo, ur not black? i thought u were from the thread that said "anyone here wanna fuck?"

that was making fun of a thread somebody who posted here made on another forum.  Seriously though, use lube and pinch him if he's hitting it too hard.

u mean my cock? u can just call him chomper if u'd like

I have a sick feeling this is Rodi...but...bah

And yes, black people have enormous dicks. I would know

[brawndolicious]

u mean my cock? u can just call him chomper if u'd like

Nah I mean the black guy riding your ass.

[Homemade Milk]

and nintendo, ur not black? i thought u were from the thread that said "anyone here wanna fuck?"

that was making fun of a thread somebody who posted here made on another forum.  Seriously though, use lube and pinch him if he's hitting it too hard.

u mean my cock? u can just call him chomper if u'd like

I have a sick feeling this is Rodi...but...bah

And yes, black people have enormous dicks. I would know

um, no this isnt rodi, and i was excluding you when i said black peopledont have problems with small penises

[Homemade Milk]

u mean my cock? u can just call him chomper if u'd like

Nah I mean the black guy riding your ass.

im actually quite racist against blacks that are culturally black, im cool with the blacks that are like, white cultured. meaning i hate ghetto people, they smell like shit, although i do have a few ghetto friends that are black but most of my black friends are whities in the inside.

[Phoenix Dark]

I can confirm that they do indeed stink. But their ignorance is worse. They can barely read

[Homemade Milk]

PD, ikinda meant you

[brawndolicious]

wait what?

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

Welcome home, my brotha.

[Phoenix Dark]

 

I like this little boy. He can be my sidekick like in Temple of Doom

[Homemade Milk]

I like this little boy. He can be my sidekick like in Temple of Doom

temple of doom?

[Vizzys]

So hows the sweatshop been treating ya?

[Homemade Milk]

not bad, you?

[Vizzys]

You guys do a fine job I must say, these shoes are very nice.