Author Topic: Dilemma-Bore (Read 1932 times)

trippingmartian · « **Reply #1 on:** November 14, 2008, 03:10:56 AM »

Brilliant.

cool breeze · « **Reply #2 on:** November 14, 2008, 03:15:10 AM »

choice A so I can make a rope out of her hair and hang myself

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #3 on:** November 14, 2008, 03:18:35 AM »

b, best of both worlds

BlackMage · « **Reply #4 on:** November 14, 2008, 03:23:38 AM »

i bet fish head sucks a mean cock

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #5 on:** November 14, 2008, 03:23:48 AM »

b doesn't talk and has a vagina.

Quote from: BlackMage on November 14, 2008, 03:23:38 AM

i bet fish head sucks a mean cock

also this

Tieno · « **Reply #6 on:** November 14, 2008, 03:24:48 AM »

It's a choice between mouth and titties or vagina and ass.

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #7 on:** November 14, 2008, 03:25:51 AM »

well to be fair fish head has a mouth and those titties are kinda small

Tieno · « **Reply #8 on:** November 14, 2008, 03:29:07 AM »

Yeah, but don't imagine that particular girl. I imagine someone...else

spoiler (click to show/hide)

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cool breeze · « **Reply #9 on:** November 14, 2008, 03:31:30 AM »

you have to take into account that you both will starve and die on that Island

thinking about it more, at least I can eat top the head of B and live a bit longer.

MCD · « **Reply #10 on:** November 14, 2008, 03:42:41 AM »

a

there must be a hole somewhere...

bork · « **Reply #11 on:** November 14, 2008, 03:46:46 AM »

This is from Short Cuts, an awesome comic series.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #12 on:** November 14, 2008, 03:53:59 AM »

Quote from: Tieno on November 14, 2008, 03:24:48 AM

It's a choice between mouth and titties or vagina and ass.

"choice" lol

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #13 on:** November 14, 2008, 10:24:33 AM »

Typically I am a leg/ass/vagina guy, but I think I would pick b in this situation simply because of the Ariel/Little Mermaid fantasy.

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #14 on:** November 14, 2008, 10:53:28 AM »

I really doubt that mermaid vagina is all that different from human vagina. I'd pick A.

GilloD · « **Reply #15 on:** November 14, 2008, 10:57:04 AM »

Mouth and tits, no doubt. B people are freaks

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #16 on:** November 14, 2008, 11:38:02 AM »

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1695207

Mupepe · « **Reply #17 on:** November 14, 2008, 12:11:43 PM »

A. She can still jerk me off and I can still fuck her mouth. And I'm a face to face kinda guy and I couldn't look at that fish head.

Besides, cuddling wouldn't be romantic with b

muckhole · « **Reply #18 on:** November 14, 2008, 12:17:09 PM »

Regardless of A or B, the smell would likely be the mood killer here.

tiesto · « **Reply #19 on:** November 14, 2008, 12:18:45 PM »

I think I saw this dilemma on Roosh V's blog before... def. go with A.

drew · « **Reply #20 on:** November 14, 2008, 12:39:47 PM »

does the fish talk, if the fish talks im def going with b

drew · « **Reply #21 on:** November 14, 2008, 04:19:23 PM »

if it has an australian accent like Claire from LOST i think we might be alright

djkimothy · « **Reply #22 on:** November 14, 2008, 04:47:49 PM »

"A" still has to poop somehow so....

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #23 on:** November 14, 2008, 05:13:56 PM »

Quote from: djkimothy on November 14, 2008, 04:47:49 PM

"A" still has to poop somehow so....

I was gonna post this.

Also, you could train A to catch fish to eat, whereas B couldn't swim in the ocean for shit (or understand English.)

Also, A's teeth will fall out eventually.

drew · « **Reply #24 on:** November 14, 2008, 05:33:58 PM »

WAIT

TRICK QUESTION

if i chose a i could grab onto her titties and she could swim me to safety like a dolphin!

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Author Topic: Dilemma-Bore (Read 1932 times)