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TVC15

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If you could be any person from another race, who would you choose?
« on: November 28, 2006, 12:23:41 AM »
Me?  James Brown.


NOTE:  PD, for the sake of not making this confusing, you can not pick a black person.
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Himu

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Re: If you could be any person from another race, who would you choose?
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2006, 12:24:44 AM »
Hasslehoff.
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Re: If you could be any person from another race, who would you choose?
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2006, 12:25:20 AM »
Michael Jackson.

I'd choose not to touch little kids and bleach myself and I'd be the most successful entertainer and I'd rule a vast media empire with an iron fist and I'd fuck the shit out of every piece of ass in Hollywood while singing Billie Jean.
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Re: If you could be any person from another race, who would you choose?
« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2006, 12:25:52 AM »
Quote from: TVC 15 on November 28, 2006, 12:23:41 AM
Me?  James Brown.


NOTE:  PD, for the sake of not making this confusing, you can not pick a black person.

:lol oh shit.

I'd probably be 50 cent so I could shoot myself...

maybe Denzel Washington, he's funny, cool, smart could probably bang any chick he wants regardless of race.
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: If you could be any person from another race, who would you choose?
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2006, 12:26:12 AM »
Pamela Anderson. Then I would have sex with a man and it wouldn't be gay
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Himu

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Re: If you could be any person from another race, who would you choose?
« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2006, 12:26:25 AM »
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 28, 2006, 12:26:12 AM
Pamela Anderson. Then I would have sex with a man and it wouldn't be gay


:lol :lol :lol

I can't stop laughing!
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Re: If you could be any person from another race, who would you choose?
« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2006, 12:27:09 AM »
Jesus, just so I could have a line added to the Bible about how gay the Wii is. Actually, I'd all kinds of bits about why good Christians should bugger each other and whatnot.
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CajoleJuice

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Re: If you could be any person from another race, who would you choose?
« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2006, 12:27:51 AM »
Tiger Woods

Guy plays fucking golf for a living and has a smoking hot wife.
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Himu

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Re: If you could be any person from another race, who would you choose?
« Reply #8 on: November 28, 2006, 12:28:13 AM »
Is Tiger Woods black or asian??
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Re: If you could be any person from another race, who would you choose?
« Reply #9 on: November 28, 2006, 12:28:45 AM »
Goldie. Shagged Bjork, at the forefront of the Drum n' Bass genre
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Re: If you could be any person from another race, who would you choose?
« Reply #10 on: November 28, 2006, 12:29:10 AM »
Quote from: Himuro on November 28, 2006, 12:28:13 AM
Is Tiger Woods black or asian??
Doesn't matter to me, I'm neither.  :P
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Re: If you could be any person from another race, who would you choose?
« Reply #11 on: November 28, 2006, 12:29:26 AM »
Quote from: Himuro on November 28, 2006, 12:28:13 AM
Is Tiger Woods black or asian??
Asians claimed him in the racial elections.
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Re: If you could be any person from another race, who would you choose?
« Reply #12 on: November 28, 2006, 12:30:50 AM »
Does it have to be contained to your gender?

For some reason David Bowie came to mind first. So I guess David Bowie :-*

A woman? Kate Bush total :-[
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Himu

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Re: If you could be any person from another race, who would you choose?
« Reply #13 on: November 28, 2006, 12:31:16 AM »
Quote from: Mupepe on November 28, 2006, 12:29:26 AM
Quote from: Himuro on November 28, 2006, 12:28:13 AM
Is Tiger Woods black or asian??
Asians claimed him in the racial elections.

Naw, those were the blacks.

The Asians got the Wu Tang clan!
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Re: If you could be any person from another race, who would you choose?
« Reply #14 on: November 28, 2006, 12:32:03 AM »
Quote from: Himuro on November 28, 2006, 12:31:16 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on November 28, 2006, 12:29:26 AM
Quote from: Himuro on November 28, 2006, 12:28:13 AM
Is Tiger Woods black or asian??
Asians claimed him in the racial elections.

Naw, those were the blacks.

The Asians got the Wu Tang clan!
Oh shit, you're right. 
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Re: If you could be any person from another race, who would you choose?
« Reply #15 on: November 28, 2006, 12:33:59 AM »
Mao Tse Dong.


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Saint Cornelius

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Re: If you could be any person from another race, who would you choose?
« Reply #16 on: November 28, 2006, 12:34:11 AM »
Quote from: Himuro on November 28, 2006, 12:31:16 AM
Naw, those were the blacks.

The Asians got the Wu Tang clan!


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ToxicAdam

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Re: If you could be any person from another race, who would you choose?
« Reply #17 on: November 28, 2006, 12:35:33 AM »
Probably an oil-rich Arab sheik. More money than you know what to do with and the anonymity to enjoy it all.


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Re: If you could be any person from another race, who would you choose?
« Reply #18 on: November 28, 2006, 12:36:50 AM »
Jackie Chan
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Re: If you could be any person from another race, who would you choose?
« Reply #19 on: November 28, 2006, 12:38:53 AM »
Ghengis motherfuckin Khan.
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: If you could be any person from another race, who would you choose?
« Reply #20 on: November 28, 2006, 12:39:47 AM »
George Bush no doubt. I'd use his final two years in office to make him the greatest president of the last few decades. I'd admit mistakes, cut taxes for the poor, wage a just war on terror, listen to the Democrats, apologize for Iraq, enact the 911 Comission's suggestions, and make the far left eat crow till the end of eternity.
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Himu

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Re: If you could be any person from another race, who would you choose?
« Reply #21 on: November 28, 2006, 12:40:48 AM »
I like how PD picks GW when he'll most likely be assasinated before 2007 ends lol
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Polari

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Re: If you could be any person from another race, who would you choose?
« Reply #22 on: November 28, 2006, 12:41:03 AM »
Prince
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Re: If you could be any person from another race, who would you choose?
« Reply #23 on: November 28, 2006, 12:41:27 AM »
you're going to make the far left eat crow by... adhering to their policies?  Good luck on that one.  And please, whatever you do, don't listen to the Democrats.  Just do what any sensible person would do.

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Re: If you could be any person from another race, who would you choose?
« Reply #24 on: November 28, 2006, 12:42:12 AM »
Nelly.
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: If you could be any person from another race, who would you choose?
« Reply #25 on: November 28, 2006, 12:47:33 AM »
Quote from: Himuro on November 28, 2006, 12:40:48 AM
I like how PD picks GW when he'll most likely be assasinated before 2007 ends lol

I'd rather be assassinated than live in Hasselhoff's body. He probably can't get his dick up anymore. And just think if he's gay Himu, then you'd really be fucked when you walked out into the cold and noticed a chill sensation breezing around your ass
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Re: If you could be any person from another race, who would you choose?
« Reply #26 on: November 28, 2006, 12:49:54 AM »
Himuro
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Re: If you could be any person from another race, who would you choose?
« Reply #27 on: November 28, 2006, 12:51:16 AM »
Samus Aran temporarily.
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Re: If you could be any person from another race, who would you choose?
« Reply #29 on: November 28, 2006, 12:58:32 AM »
God

I'd wanna be
Terrible Terry Tate
Bob Sap

big powerful and funny as hell. Not to mention blessed by god.
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Re: If you could be any person from another race, who would you choose?
« Reply #30 on: November 28, 2006, 01:20:20 AM »
PhoenixDark
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Re: If you could be any person from another race, who would you choose?
« Reply #31 on: November 28, 2006, 02:19:48 AM »
Quote from: BlackMage on November 28, 2006, 12:49:54 AM
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Re: If you could be any person from another race, who would you choose?
« Reply #32 on: November 28, 2006, 02:30:43 AM »
Shakira.

What I wouldn't give to be able to actually sing, dance, and be THAT HOT.
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Re: If you could be any person from another race, who would you choose?
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Re: If you could be any person from another race, who would you choose?
« Reply #35 on: November 28, 2006, 04:50:51 AM »
BLACK CALIGULA, of course.
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Re: If you could be any person from another race, who would you choose?
« Reply #36 on: November 28, 2006, 05:27:08 AM »
Ayumi Hamasaki :heart :heartbeat :-*
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Polari

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Re: If you could be any person from another race, who would you choose?
« Reply #37 on: November 28, 2006, 06:36:12 AM »
If vampires count, Blacula.
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Re: If you could be any person from another race, who would you choose?
« Reply #38 on: November 28, 2006, 06:43:10 AM »
50 cent

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Re: If you could be any person from another race, who would you choose?
« Reply #39 on: November 28, 2006, 03:31:48 PM »
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Re: If you could be any person from another race, who would you choose?
« Reply #40 on: November 28, 2006, 03:38:02 PM »
Maurice Anthony Cooks
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« Reply #41 on: November 28, 2006, 03:44:10 PM »
Kim Jong-il, motherfuckers
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