Author Topic: Actually my main goals at the moment are... (Read 1886 times)

Polari · « **on:** November 28, 2006, 05:59:22 AM »

Quote from: Ark-AMN

Actually my main goals at the moment are getting a job and getting a Wii.

Not really giving much thought into losing my virginity. Hentai is still keeping me going.

Quote from: Ark-AMN

Actually my main goals at the moment are getting a job and getting a Wii.

Not really giving much thought into losing my virginity. Hentai is still keeping me going.

Quote from: Ark-AMN

Actually my main goals at the moment are getting a job and getting a Wii.

Not really giving much thought into losing my virginity. Hentai is still keeping me going.

Quote from: Ark-AMN

Actually my main goals at the moment are getting a job and getting a Wii.

Not really giving much thought into losing my virginity. Hentai is still keeping me going.

Quote from: Ark-AMN

Actually my main goals at the moment are getting a job and getting a Wii.

Not really giving much thought into losing my virginity. Hentai is still keeping me going.

demi · « **Reply #1 on:** November 28, 2006, 06:11:32 AM »

Not bad, too bad he won't be getting a job anytime soon.

Creepy ass dode when I met him at E3

Vizzys · « **Reply #2 on:** November 28, 2006, 06:12:05 AM »

Oh god.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #3 on:** November 28, 2006, 06:16:46 AM »

That's extremely sad and pathetic

Polari · « **Reply #4 on:** November 28, 2006, 06:20:30 AM »

He's 26, by the way.

Polari · « **Reply #5 on:** November 28, 2006, 06:22:11 AM »

JOTARO THIS WAS YOUR LIFE

etiolate · « **Reply #6 on:** November 28, 2006, 06:23:17 AM »

A Wii is more reliable than a woman...

demi · « **Reply #7 on:** November 28, 2006, 06:23:32 AM »

Quote from: Polari on November 28, 2006, 06:20:30 AM

He's 26, by the way.

He's 26? No... he's not. He did not look 26. He's at least my age, at most 23.

Polari · « **Reply #8 on:** November 28, 2006, 06:24:59 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/member.php?u=3294

Maybe he's lying, either way...

cloudwalking · « **Reply #9 on:** November 28, 2006, 06:26:03 AM »

A lot of these virgin nerds look a lot younger than they actually are

etiolate · « **Reply #10 on:** November 28, 2006, 06:26:59 AM »

Nothing wrong with lookin' young!

Polari · « **Reply #11 on:** November 28, 2006, 06:34:04 AM »

Women must be pretty thankful for hentai right about now.

Cheebs · « **Reply #12 on:** November 28, 2006, 07:26:09 AM »

Did he ever post a picture of himself?

Oh and I saw him at one point say he'd never date a girl unless they were a hardcore gamer.

Diablos · « **Reply #13 on:** November 28, 2006, 07:43:00 AM »

$:-\$

I'm a virgin but please understand, I do not think like him.

morphix · « **Reply #14 on:** November 28, 2006, 08:32:13 AM »

On a related note I finally saw the 40 year old Virgin. GAF makes more sense now.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15 on:** November 28, 2006, 10:22:42 AM »

Don't judge all virgins based on him $:-\$

Although porn can be pretty awesome, sometimes it just gets bland. There been times where I tried to wank but just couldn't; indeed, most of the time I can barely muster a full boner while watching port. Alas, it seems like my, imitation of sex if you will, is losing luster.

There were times when I could masturbate so many times my dick would be numb for hours; so numb I'd have to run cold water over it for a couple minutes before the nerves started working again. To tell the truth, I'm not actively chasing sex right now, instead opting to let it come to me. Somewhat similar to people waiting for god to call them or give them the holy ghost or whatever. I don't want to have sex with a prostitute; I'd rather have sex with a chick who gets off on taking men's virginity. That would be interesting indeed

Himu · « **Reply #16 on:** November 28, 2006, 10:24:39 AM »

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #17 on:** November 28, 2006, 10:32:58 AM »

He's a Republican too.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #18 on:** November 28, 2006, 10:48:14 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 28, 2006, 10:22:42 AM

I'd rather have sex with a chick who gets off on taking men's virginity. That would be interesting indeed

Good luck finding one of those

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19 on:** November 28, 2006, 10:53:05 AM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on November 28, 2006, 10:48:14 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 28, 2006, 10:22:42 AM
I'd rather have sex with a chick who gets off on taking men's virginity. That would be interesting indeed

Good luck finding one of those

There has to be lots of women who are into that though.

demi · « **Reply #20 on:** November 28, 2006, 10:53:56 AM »

* demi grins

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Take the hint, Phoenix.

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #21 on:** November 28, 2006, 10:58:40 AM »

Vizzys · « **Reply #22 on:** November 28, 2006, 04:58:05 PM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on November 28, 2006, 10:48:14 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 28, 2006, 10:22:42 AM
I'd rather have sex with a chick who gets off on taking men's virginity. That would be interesting indeed

Good luck finding one of those

They exist. Trust me.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #23 on:** November 28, 2006, 05:04:24 PM »

Virgins, lolz

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #24 on:** November 28, 2006, 05:15:25 PM »

So bascially his next job needs to be one where he'll develop a Wii hentai game. Then his life will be complete (at this moment).

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Author Topic: Actually my main goals at the moment are... (Read 1886 times)

Diablos