Author Topic: When Pandas attack update (Read 738 times)

Human Snorenado · « **on:** November 22, 2008, 08:06:00 PM »

Yet another dumb Chinese student jumps into a panda enclosure to "hug" a panda and gets bitten.

Unlike more recent panda "attacks", this person appeared to be sober at the time of the incident. Sober, but still unspeakably stupid.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1 on:** November 22, 2008, 08:08:45 PM »

I swear people forget what Panda's second name is.

IT'S BEAR

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #2 on:** November 22, 2008, 08:21:32 PM »

pandas aren't bears tsk tsk

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #3 on:** November 22, 2008, 08:22:33 PM »

Whatever, they look more like bears to me than some weird raccoon cousin.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #4 on:** November 22, 2008, 08:25:02 PM »

I swear people forget what Panda's second name is.

IT'S BEAR

fail. I think all this has been caused by Kung-Fu Panda

Brehvolution · « **Reply #5 on:** November 22, 2008, 08:25:35 PM »

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The Giant Panda (大熊貓) (Ailuropoda melanoleuca, literally "cat-foot black-and-white") is a bear native to central-western and southwestern China

Brehvolution · « **Reply #6 on:** November 22, 2008, 08:29:41 PM »

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A study of the molecular and genetic makeup of the giant panda shows that it is more closely related to bears than it is to raccoons.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7 on:** November 22, 2008, 08:31:08 PM »

I wonder if "bear" is a racial epitaph within the panda community.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #8 on:** November 22, 2008, 08:31:50 PM »

High school science has once again failed me.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #9 on:** November 22, 2008, 08:33:47 PM »

I'm open to be shown where I was wrong. I just can't find a source.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #10 on:** November 22, 2008, 08:34:41 PM »

This is how demi will go one day.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11 on:** November 22, 2008, 09:22:02 PM »

Pandas wouldn't be so endangered if they started eating flesh instead of bamboo.

smh. dumb bears

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