I couldn't tell if the bride was a man or a woman.
I went to the link and that guy is the greatest troll ever!
ETA:
Well, after the wedding we went to the Motel 6 (we live in a small town, thats all there was)
and it was on. We quickly undressed and got right down to business. I had to be careful, as she was a virgin and it was quite painful for her. I managed to get in there after a few minutes of trying. I only lasted about 2 minutes, but it was amazing. The best part was when we both orgasmed at the same time. I cried for a little while afterward, it was just so beautiful.
I had to stop reading because I'm going to wake up my family with my laughter.