Real News: Aweful Rapping Anti-Cigarette Mascot Busted For Polygamy

[brawndolicious]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15853518/

LYNCHBURG, Va. - A man who dresses up as a giant cigarette and uses hip-hop music to encourage children in Lynchburg and beyond to avoid smoking pleaded guilty Tuesday to bigamy. Phillip Dale Williams, 37, had as many as four wives at the same time, Chuck Felmlee, deputy commonwealth's attorney, said.

Williams' fourth wife, Lashawn Stevenson, became suspicious earlier this year when her husband began receiving child support notices in the mail. When the couple wed in 2003, he told her he had never been married, Felmlee said.

Stevenson's investigation led her to a Vallejo, Calif., woman, Antoinette Borum, who told Stevenson that Williams left her in 2002 with two children and no child support. When Stevenson confronted Williams, he told her he had married Borum and two other women before her, Felmlee said.

Awesome.

[Cheebs]

funny story but smoking still sucks. I say kill all who smoke. Painfully.

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wait never mind. They are already doing that to themselves. 

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[Himu]

funny story but smoking still sucks. I say kill all who smoke. Painfully.

qft

[brawndolicious]

Well geez, I'm more concerned with the woman who was not very sure where babies come from.

[Mupepe]

kill everyone who smokes, except those who smoke the cock. lolz amirite?

[Cheebs]

Well geez, I'm more concerned with the woman who was not very sure where babies come from.

not knowing where your baby is from is less important than people slowly killing themselves and those around them I think sir!

kill everyone who smokes, except those who smoke the cock. lolz amirite?

fix your eyebrows

[brawndolicious]

not knowing where your baby is from is less important than people slowly killing themselves and those around them I think sir!

Wrong.  Second-hand smoke doesn't kill, bad manners do.

[Disposable White Guy]

I thought it said "Aweful Raping Anti-Cigarette Mascot Busted for Polygamy"

[Phoenix Dark]

And if I'm goin too far, I take it out and wipe it off
And put it back up, and keep goin
You tryin to hide it from your husband but I know he be knowin
that your pussy's been tampered wit
Did you show him the new trick of how you can make yo pussy smoke a cancer stick?

[brawndolicious]

And if I'm goin too far, I take it out and wipe it off
And put it back up, and keep goin
You tryin to hide it from your husband but I know he be knowin
that your pussy's been tampered wit
Did you show him the new trick of how you can make yo pussy smoke a cancer stick?

Oh you knew the guy?

[Vizzys]

PD is a Dr Dre quoting machine.

[brawndolicious]

Frickin' white boys.

[Saint Cornelius]

I like how His Lordship spells it "aweful" here AND at OA

Just arrogant disregard, really

[Disposable White Guy]

I can't seem to find any of his songs.  The CD should come free with a pack of cigarettes.

[brawndolicious]

I like how His Lordship spells it "aweful" here AND at OA
Just arrogant disregard, really

What?

I'm not him.

I can't spell well but I'm not him!

[Error Macro]

lol, www.dudecigarette.com ?

sounds like a gay porn site