Author Topic: FROZEN FOOD BATTLE - Which TV dinner reigns supreme? (Read 2409 times)

TVC15 · « **on:** November 28, 2006, 04:34:05 PM »

Let's get some nominations out there, evilboreans. Be sure to indicate brand since there is a big difference between one brand's salisbury steak and another's.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1 on:** November 28, 2006, 04:36:02 PM »

Marie Calendar's > everything

Case closed.

Bacon · « **Reply #2 on:** November 28, 2006, 04:37:06 PM »

Only frozen food I eat is

TVC15 · « **Reply #3 on:** November 28, 2006, 04:37:22 PM »

Quote from: Willco on November 28, 2006, 04:36:02 PM

Marie Calendar's > everything

Case closed.

We're looking for specifics, Will. Unless Marie Calendar makes a Marie Calendar's Marie Calendar meal, your post MEANS NOTHING!

Mupepe · « **Reply #4 on:** November 28, 2006, 04:39:08 PM »

Okay, frozen food or TV dinners?

For TV dinners, it's either Banquet or Hungry Man's.

Banquet = $.88 of pure non-food. But sometimes you get brownies and you always get corn. But it's $.88.

Hungry Man's = 1 lb. of pure goodness. It actually resembles organic food too. And I mean, chicken fried steak. But fuck man, 2.49!?

TVC15 · « **Reply #5 on:** November 28, 2006, 04:39:56 PM »

Chicken fried steak? What does that even mean?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #6 on:** November 28, 2006, 04:41:03 PM »

You've never had chicken fried steak wtf?

Mupepe · « **Reply #7 on:** November 28, 2006, 04:41:42 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on November 28, 2006, 04:39:56 PM

Chicken fried steak? What does that even mean?

You're kidding me, right, boo boo?

TVC15 · « **Reply #8 on:** November 28, 2006, 04:42:39 PM »

I demand explanation.

Mupepe · « **Reply #9 on:** November 28, 2006, 04:43:43 PM »

I honestly can't explain it. It's something you need to try for yourself. And it comes with gravy. mmmmm

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #10 on:** November 28, 2006, 04:43:55 PM »

Marie Calendars lasagna am FUCK GOOD, TOTAL.

TVC15 · « **Reply #11 on:** November 28, 2006, 04:44:25 PM »

But chicken fried steak? Does it involve chicken and beef? You can't have 2 kinds of dead animal at once. It is gluttonous.

Mupepe · « **Reply #12 on:** November 28, 2006, 04:45:17 PM »

The best lasagna is the little Michelina's. I could have sex with them.

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But chicken fried steak? Does it involve chicken and beef? You can't have 2 kinds of dead animal at once. It is gluttonous.

Wrong. It's genius. Try it!

TVC15 · « **Reply #13 on:** November 28, 2006, 04:45:50 PM »

It clearly involves some sort of dead animal, but I'm not sure what kind. I'm not going in blind.

Mupepe · « **Reply #14 on:** November 28, 2006, 04:46:58 PM »

Does it matter? It's fried with batter and covered in gravy. The meat is not important.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15 on:** November 28, 2006, 05:51:15 PM »

Quote from: Willco on November 28, 2006, 04:36:02 PM

Marie Calendar's > everything

Case closed.

Quote from: Willco on November 28, 2006, 04:36:02 PM

Marie Calendar's > everything

Case closed.

Quote from: Willco on November 28, 2006, 04:36:02 PM

Marie Calendar's > everything

Case closed.

Lock this thread, the final answer has been found

Wobedraggled · « **Reply #16 on:** November 28, 2006, 05:54:04 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on November 28, 2006, 04:45:50 PM

It clearly involves some sort of dead animal, but I'm not sure what kind. I'm not going in blind.

Wow

take fried chicken, now remove chicken add steak, then add white gravy. Then pass out

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #17 on:** November 28, 2006, 05:59:23 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on November 28, 2006, 04:45:50 PM

It clearly involves some sort of dead animal, but I'm not sure what kind. I'm not going in blind.

FRANKENFOOD TOTAL

Error Macro · « **Reply #18 on:** November 28, 2006, 07:52:27 PM »

some of my favs

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #19 on:** November 28, 2006, 08:57:34 PM »

Chicken-fried is an adjective. Steak, or at least beef, is the meat. Beef fried in the manner that a chicken is fried is chicken-fried steak.

(if you all would just use the hyphen correctly white man would understand...)

I eat all sorts of Trader Joe's enchiladae

Mupepe · « **Reply #20 on:** November 28, 2006, 09:20:58 PM »

Fuck that hyphen right up its tasty little cornhole.

TVC15 · « **Reply #21 on:** November 28, 2006, 09:28:27 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on November 28, 2006, 08:57:34 PM

I eat all sorts of Trader Joe's enchiladae

Trader Joe's <3

Mupepe · « **Reply #22 on:** November 28, 2006, 10:06:22 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on November 28, 2006, 09:28:27 PM

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on November 28, 2006, 08:57:34 PM
I eat all sorts of Trader Joe's enchiladae

Trader Joe's <3

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?! YOU'RE MINE! NOT TRADER JOE'S!

xnikki118x · « **Reply #23 on:** November 29, 2006, 04:28:01 AM »

I think it's Stroehmann's or something, their frozen lasagna. Not the kind with sausage, the regular beef or whatever kind. AWESOME.

Also, Tostino's Pizza Rolls are awesome and so are Pepperidge Farm's Pizza Bagel Bites.

As far as an entire meal in a frozen concoction though, I don't really eat them, because I'm the pickiest eater you'll ever meet and there's probably something I don't like in the meal, hah.

Mupepe · « **Reply #24 on:** November 29, 2006, 04:41:21 PM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on November 29, 2006, 04:28:01 AM

I think it's Stroehmann's or something, their frozen lasagna. Not the kind with sausage, the regular beef or whatever kind. AWESOME.

Also, Tostino's Pizza Rolls are awesome and so are Pepperidge Farm's Pizza Bagel Bites.

As far as an entire meal in a frozen concoction though, I don't really eat them, because I'm the pickiest eater you'll ever meet and there's probably something I don't like in the meal, hah.

FUCK YES! Their party size pizzas are godly too.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #25 on:** November 29, 2006, 04:42:55 PM »

Pizza rolls are inhuman. I can eat approximately 10,000 and still not be full. No other commercially made food product is such an empty and sinfully delicious treat like pizza rolls. Damn them.

TVC15 · « **Reply #26 on:** November 29, 2006, 04:48:32 PM »

I have never eaten a pizza roll.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #27 on:** November 29, 2006, 04:49:58 PM »

you should but a costco bag and eat nothing but for two days lolololol

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #28 on:** November 29, 2006, 04:50:14 PM »

Don't start. You'll end up like me!

Diablos · « **Reply #29 on:** November 29, 2006, 04:56:16 PM »

omg, Error. Have you tried the Boca Chicken Patties? They're the BEST.

Anyway, what should I make tonight?

Frozen chicken (southwestern style) in the oven
OR
Frozen salmon (lemon pepper) also in the oven

Both would be accompanied by mixed veggies, some rice, and maybe lima beans.

Mupepe · « **Reply #30 on:** November 29, 2006, 04:59:37 PM »

Frozen Chicken my lil' Lima Bean.

Diablos <3

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #31 on:** November 29, 2006, 05:03:53 PM »

Perfect blend of chicken/veggies/pasta.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #32 on:** November 30, 2006, 01:54:18 AM »

All I know is that Hungry Man brand TV Dinners taste like someone took a pound worth of shit in your mouth and threw in a cup of salt straight from the ocean for whatever reason.

Also heres a pic of a father and son being served microwavable food after a rousing baseball game...

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #33 on:** November 30, 2006, 01:55:41 AM »

I want the purple stuff

Mupepe · « **Reply #34 on:** November 30, 2006, 07:57:16 AM »

Error Macro · « **Reply #35 on:** November 30, 2006, 12:20:51 PM »

Quote from: Diablos on November 29, 2006, 04:56:16 PM

omg, Error. Have you tried the Boca Chicken Patties? They're the BEST.

Hmm, no I haven't, but it sounds like I should

Thanks, I'll check 'em out.

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Author Topic: FROZEN FOOD BATTLE - Which TV dinner reigns supreme? (Read 2409 times)

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