The last wisdom tooth is finally fucking out :(

[TVC15]

Lower jaw, all the way in the back on the right.  It's so far back that I can't apply pressure to it with gauze to stop the bleeding because shoving shit back there sets off my gag reflex.  Also, the duder said he had to cut/grind off a piece of fucking bone to get it out.

So now I'm sitting at my desk, my mouth swollen slightly open, [robably with fucking blood seeping out of my mouth.  I'm just gonna crush up this entire bottle of vicodin and do like a foot long rail.

[drew]

 

 

[Vizzys]

i was fading in and out when they removed my wisdom teeth and I still remember the bone cracking sound quite well

[Van Cruncheon]

<whimper>

bones cracking in your mouth is like the least cool sound you can hear ever

[Madrun Badrun]

i was fading in and out when they removed my wisdom teeth and I still remember the bone cracking sound quite well

ya that really is the wost part. 

[TVC15]

I was awake the whole time you pussies.

[Van Cruncheon]

congratulations, when the chinese step as our new masters and harvest our perfect teeth for implants in the mouths of their wealthy business executive class, you can be my tooth proxy

[Greatness Gone]

Take a pic of your mouth for me, tvc.

[Phoenix Dark]

I was awake the whole time you pussies.

Or maybe you're still asleep and don't realize it 

[Madrun Badrun]

I was awake the whole time you pussies.

I was too my pretty meretrix.

[HyperZoneWasAwesome]

you got a real purty mouth boy.
you gonna pray for me, and you'd better pray good.

[TVC15]

I think my mouth is swollen pretty bad, too.  And I'm still numb even though the procedure happened just under 6 hours ago.  Lidocaine isn't supposed to last that long, right?

[BobFromPikeCreek]

I think I remember freaking out about the same thing. My mouth was numb for like the whole day and I was worried I lost the feeling in my face, but it came back.

[E-DuB]

...I'm just gonna crush up this entire bottle of vicodin and do like a foot long rail.

Seriously though, speedy recovery to you. Does this signal the end of the ordeal?

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Did you find out what was the cause of your thin blood?

[TVC15]

...I'm just gonna crush up this entire bottle of vicodin and do like a foot long rail.

Seriously though, speedy recovery to you. Does this signal the end of the ordeal?

For the most part.  This is the last painful thing.  I have a root canal that I'll need within the next half year, but I'll get that taken care of in January.  After that it's all easy stuff.

Did you find out what was the cause of your thin blood?

Dunno.  I'll just assume that like all of my other medical problems, it's from megadosing ibuprofen.

[Van Cruncheon]

probably lousy iron levels, too. take some supplements, and see what happens.

[TVC15]

I take plenty of supplements.  I ate an entire bottle of Tylenol PM last night, for example.

[Phoenix Dark]

fuck, it sounds like your mouth could get infected real easy.