I have a sudden urge to write vampire fiction.

[recursivelyenumerable]

It will basically be a cross between Tolstoy and Kafka but with vampires and more sex.  Should I go for it?

[Van Cruncheon]

lucius de vry put his stiffening bloodpenis in lord vestarius' vampanus

[recursivelyenumerable]

Oh right, that reminds me. Since I don't have much experience myself I'll have to find a technical consultant for the sex scenes.  Anyone interested?

[Van Cruncheon]

me me me me me

if it goes gay i'll subcontract tvc

[demi]

make a nice fatty one sit on the others face

[Madrun Badrun]

Oh right, that reminds me. Since I don't have much experience myself I'll have to find a technical consultant for the sex scenes.  Anyone interested?

I'll take up the position just for you. 

[drohne]

a sex scene would at any rate cause a cross between tolstoy and kafka to die in a compound spasm of existential horror and warped christian morality, so i think you're good

[recursivelyenumerable]

That's exactly what I'm shooting for!

[littlemathletics]

Oh right, that reminds me. Since I don't have much experience myself I'll have to find a technical consultant for the sex scenes.  Anyone interested?

I'll take up the position just for you. 

I'll happy be your understudy, Mike, if you know what I mean and I think you do.

[Great Rumbler]

I had an idea for a vampire novel [well, two actually], but I doubt that I'll ever get around to actually writing either of them.

[Don Flamenco]

You've already got your back cover description-- Tolstoy + Kafka + Vampires + Sex = You have no choice but to buy this book.

[Himu]

Have you read Twilight?

[recursivelyenumerable]

I've never read any vampire books, but I've seen all of Buffy and Angel which I figure should give me genre background enough.

So I'm thinking I'm actually going to go through with this.  That doesn't mean I actually will, since I never go through with anything, but it's my current plan.  I have a theme and a few characters and relationships set up in my notes, and a few scenes and passages written, but don't yet have a plot per se.

[littlemathletics]

Do it, man. I'll probably never finish my story about an editor who falls in love with Ayn Rand, but it's been fun doing a couple of chapters.

[recursivelyenumerable]

Yeah, I'll serialize the chapters on the internet as I write them since I'll probably never complete the whole book or whatever anyway.

[The Fake Shemp]

I had a dream that my friends wanted to become vampires because they live forever and all they had to do is drink vampire blood - a quick, painless process.  But when they went to intiation night they were sodomized and tore into pieces and just died.

[littlemathletics]

Yeah, I'll serialize the chapters on the internet as I write them since I'll probably never complete the whole book or whatever anyway.

Course, if it's too popular and you never finish it, you'll be receiving emails from desperate readers for years.

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this is not happening to me

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[recursivelyenumerable]

Yeah, I dunno what audience, if any, this is likely to draw.  It won't get me any groupies, that's for sure.  The relationship stuff I have sketched is all pretty unpleasant.

[Bloodwake]

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