I started The Last Emperor four hours ago and I'm only 2 hours into it

[Madrun Badrun]

and that's only half way!!!  Jesus my attention span hurts.

I must say that I really want a 17 year old empress and a first courtesan.

[Joe Molotov]

and that's only half way!!!  Jesus my attention span hurts.

I must say that I really want a 17 year old empress and a first courtesan.

How about a mom to breastfeed you until the age of 12? 

[Madrun Badrun]

mom, no.  Wet nurse, YES!

[recursivelyenumerable]

you are watching it in slow motion?

[Madrun Badrun]

No I keep on stopping to read EB because it's four fucking hours long and I have the attention span of a goat when it comes to movies. 

[recursivelyenumerable]

lately I have the attention span of a goat when it comes to programming.  somebody needs to slap me around.

[Madrun Badrun]

I'll brake out the wipes if you call me papa NO. 

[Madrun Badrun]

I started The Last Emperor a day ago and I still have a half hour to go.


Empress as an opium fiend isn't so hot.  Except when she let the Jap spy lick her toes.  mmmm