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Re: A NEXT METAL GEAR IS!?
« Reply #120 on: December 06, 2008, 12:05:49 AM »
console warz are serious business on eb now. awesome. was hoping for this day  :-*

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« Reply #121 on: December 06, 2008, 12:16:57 AM »
Is it so wrong to want to see some of the biggest fucking loons on the internet like AA here lose it for good?  I say no.
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« Reply #122 on: December 06, 2008, 12:33:04 AM »
i just want to be entertained

idk what camp the meltdown is coming from as long as it is amusing

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« Reply #123 on: December 06, 2008, 03:59:23 AM »
I want it to come to 360 only for fun reasons.
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« Reply #124 on: December 06, 2008, 04:47:52 AM »
Doesn't matter which side wins since i will get to laugh anyway.

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« Reply #125 on: December 06, 2008, 06:30:26 AM »
duckperson, the defensive fanboys trying desperately to tie a ground humping sim to one platform or another is what's funny here.  It could end up being a PSP game but the fact that some half-assed mathematical joke is getting fanboys riled up is hilarious.

MGS is such a fucked up novelty of a series that every fanboy cockfight ensures that it is continuously compounded in it's level of gayness.  The series is like e^gay.

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« Reply #126 on: December 06, 2008, 06:38:13 AM »
Soda.

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« Reply #127 on: December 06, 2008, 07:11:34 AM »
LOL! That's the circular image, it's the top of a soda can :lol
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« Reply #128 on: December 06, 2008, 08:03:26 AM »
Holy shit if true.

So the MGST in the web link could be referring to METAL GEAR SODA Teaser?

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« Reply #129 on: December 06, 2008, 08:34:37 AM »
Soda?  Pffft.  Gimme moar.
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« Reply #130 on: December 06, 2008, 10:43:49 AM »
So the soda thing turned out to be a joke and if you know Japanese culture like I do (I'm an expert) someone just shot themselves in the foot.
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« Reply #131 on: December 06, 2008, 10:47:15 AM »
Laughed my ass of at the Soda thing.

Ps3 fanboys were all like (some still are) "lol soda, Kojima am genious"/"lol owned".


.... so desperate to hang on to something.

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« Reply #132 on: December 06, 2008, 10:50:00 AM »
Is it a joke? People saying its real or its not
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« Reply #133 on: December 06, 2008, 10:54:03 AM »




Joke.
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« Reply #134 on: December 06, 2008, 11:03:11 AM »
Yea i saw that, bummer  :lol

Back to square one i guess (potential meltdown still approaching).

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« Reply #135 on: December 06, 2008, 01:36:20 PM »
Laughed my ass of at the Soda thing.

Ps3 fanboys were all like (some still are) "lol soda, Kojima am genious"/"lol owned".


.... so desperate to hang on to something.

It's just amazing how some interpret the "GENIUS" replies. I was one of those who laughed his ass off thinking that it was real, why I found it so funny and plausible is that it can be expected from a place like Japan.

I surely wasn't trying to hang on to something, I could care less about what the announcement turns out to be.

/defensive

The thing is, why would Kojima be a genius because of it? Why not a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow?

And anyway, i'm talking about the typical sfags.

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« Reply #136 on: December 06, 2008, 02:42:31 PM »
Just saw this headline on N4G:

Analyzation of New Metal Gear Teaser
http://thatgamingsite.com/story-101-Analyzation-of-New-Metal-Gear-Teaser.html

Analyzation? Seriously? Apparently you can be illiterate and a gameblog journo. 90% of the posters on this board have a better handle on grammar and spelling.
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« Reply #137 on: December 06, 2008, 02:45:38 PM »
Analyzation? Seriously? Apparently you can be illeterate and a gameblog journo. 90% of the posters on this board have a better handle on grammar and spelling.

usually I would make a joke here
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« Reply #138 on: December 06, 2008, 03:01:31 PM »
goddammit

*illiterate*
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« Reply #139 on: December 06, 2008, 09:27:44 PM »
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« Reply #140 on: December 06, 2008, 09:43:27 PM »
A next Metal Gear is shit.

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« Reply #141 on: December 06, 2008, 09:57:20 PM »
If it's not a spin off for the 360, it will be underwhelmaton.

I don't think it would make sense for MGS4 to go to 360. Start a new gig there within the MGS world instead.

But i guess that's asking too much of the idiots at Konami, and from kojima himself.

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« Reply #142 on: December 06, 2008, 10:22:05 PM »
What would be the best spinoff of the MGS series to be started (maybe exclusive to) the 360? gimme best case scenarios, like which part of the saga involving which characters?

Well, Raiden's story from MGS2 to MGS4 is a great source for a spin off. So they could explore that, showing the journey from Raiden post Mgs2 to Raiden MGS4.

I personally would love to see a new main character, as we see in MGS4, FOX hound has been restarted, so why not have a new character? Would love to see a "bad guy" playing for the good team in Fox Hound, set during the MGS2/MGS4 events. Heck Snake could even appear.

A bad mothafucka, none of that "green" shit, or "metal gearrrr?" shit anymore, a cold ass son of a gun. And then give him his own series. Like Jedi Outcast.

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« Reply #143 on: December 06, 2008, 10:39:33 PM »
What about the story of Major Zero from 3 > 4? the protagonist can be Ocelot for example. Speaking of Ocelot, they can literally squeeze three games from his backstory/history. What do you guys think about that?

I personally don't care about Ocelot's backstory, he works as a villain, but he's no main lead. And the time period isn't that fun anyway.

Regarding Major Zero, i guess he could work, in the sense that one of the objectives of the new main character would be to find Major Zero, imagine if he even worked with Eva to rescue raiden and search for the body parts to "revive" big boss, imagine if he was the one who found major Zero.

There's a lot of room, but it all depends on having a main character that can carry a new series, a character that is different from Snake. Again i would love to see the whole "villain" playing on the good side.

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« Reply #144 on: December 06, 2008, 10:40:17 PM »
it's like all the gay in the world is crammed into this series of video games
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« Reply #145 on: December 06, 2008, 10:41:52 PM »
it's like all the gay in the world is crammed into this series of video games

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« Reply #146 on: December 06, 2008, 11:47:13 PM »
wow just wow

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« Reply #147 on: December 07, 2008, 01:10:41 AM »
So is this anything yet, or just 5 page of OMGWTFLOL?
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« Reply #148 on: December 07, 2008, 01:44:48 AM »
it wont be that and everyone knows it
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« Reply #149 on: December 07, 2008, 02:20:25 AM »
they should totally do Metal Gear Solid: Warfare Has Changed or some shit like that based around the Portable Ops concept of building an army and just doing missions, no story mode at all.

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« Reply #150 on: December 07, 2008, 04:30:25 AM »
I just really hope MGS4 comes to 360 because I still havet played it, and the price/games ratio of the PS3 still makes it way too expensive for me to seriously consider getting one
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« Reply #151 on: December 07, 2008, 05:05:09 AM »
Metal Gear 4 tells me "WAR HAS CHANGED"
Fallout 3 tells me "WAR NEVER CHANGES"

Oh god who do I believe, Hideo Kojima or Todd Howard???

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« Reply #152 on: December 07, 2008, 05:34:56 AM »
miyamoto?
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« Reply #153 on: December 07, 2008, 10:37:41 AM »
It will probably be MGS4 + Expansion or a more fleshed out Metal Gear Online
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« Reply #154 on: December 07, 2008, 10:39:15 AM »
spin off the first two chapters into some sort of MGS expanded war thingy + MG:online
+ dump all the cutscenes and the story

then Sfags can laugh at the X360's inability to do MGS4 "properly" and bang on about PS3 superiority
whlst Xfags get to not to suffer the garbage parts?

EVERYONE WINS.

Re-do chapter 4 so that you can play the full experience of
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  I guess that would tip the scales completely, but w/e.

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« Reply #155 on: December 07, 2008, 11:35:06 AM »
Metal Gear 4 tells me "WAR HAS CHANGED"
Fallout 3 tells me "WAR NEVER CHANGES"

Oh god who do I believe, Hideo Kojima or Todd Howard???

Obviously what the translation team should've put in there was that the Battlefield has changed. War never changes.

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« Reply #156 on: December 07, 2008, 11:47:29 AM »
hey guys.  just wanted to chime in and say that i won't be eating konami or kojima's table scraps.  they can all fuck themselves with a wooden dildo and get infected ass splinters.  i've got games to play, one's that are out and actually usable on my systems, and don't feel like wasting time thinking about what may or may not come out - only, in all likelihood, to be disappointed. 

let me know when some substantial news comes along. 
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« Reply #157 on: December 07, 2008, 11:53:49 AM »
Anyone with half a fucking brain would rule out MGS4 for 360. Why?

A NEXT METAL GEAR IS...
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« Reply #158 on: December 07, 2008, 12:02:49 PM »
I just really hope MGS4 comes to 360 because I still havet played it, and the price/games ratio of the PS3 still makes it way too expensive for me to seriously consider getting one

I'm in the exact opposite boat- having MGS4 come out on the 360 would be a mark against it in the case of my prospective purchase of a system.
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« Reply #159 on: December 07, 2008, 12:05:59 PM »
Anyone with half a fucking brain would rule out MGS4 for 360. Why?

A NEXT METAL GEAR IS...

Well i guess  i don't even have a quarter. What are you trying to say by blowing up "Next" ?

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« Reply #160 on: December 07, 2008, 12:32:33 PM »
Metal Gear 4 tells me "WAR HAS CHANGED"
Fallout 3 tells me "WAR NEVER CHANGES"

Oh god who do I believe, Hideo Kojima or Todd Howard???

don't believe anyone who tells you that was worth reposting

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« Reply #161 on: December 07, 2008, 12:39:16 PM »
hey guys.  just wanted to chime in and say that i won't be eating konami or kojima's table scraps.  they can all fuck themselves with a wooden dildo and get infected ass splinters.  i've got games to play, one's that are out and actually usable on my systems, and don't feel like wasting time thinking about what may or may not come out - only, in all likelihood, to be disappointed. 

let me know when some substantial news comes along. 

i don't even know what this means.
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« Reply #162 on: December 07, 2008, 12:43:57 PM »
mgs5?

Well it's not that i don't understand what he means, i just don't understand how

A) Metal Gear is only used to describe numbered Metal Gear Solids

B) that would rule out the 360

So, i'm trying really hard to use my quarter of a brain to its fullest before calling him a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow for calling others distinguished mentally-challenged fellows.

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« Reply #163 on: December 07, 2008, 12:48:30 PM »
hey guys.  just wanted to chime in and say that i won't be eating konami or kojima's table scraps.  they can all fuck themselves with a wooden dildo and get infected ass splinters.  i've got games to play, one's that are out and actually usable on my systems, and don't feel like wasting time thinking about what may or may not come out - only, in all likelihood, to be disappointed. 

let me know when some substantial news comes along. 

i don't even know what this means.

I think he wants MGS4 on 360 or something, but is angry at Konami for not putting it out and only teasing it, except they never actually teased it and it was all speculation since months ago that it would be on the 360 was from forums and kotaku.


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« Reply #164 on: December 07, 2008, 12:52:58 PM »
I thought your Mgs5 reply was an answer to my question to Bloodwake's post.

My bad kosma.

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« Reply #165 on: December 07, 2008, 04:28:01 PM »
It will be a new Metal Gear game, either Ac!d or otherwise. They wouldn't say it's the next metal gear if it was referring to MGS4.

Plus, didn't we already discuss that MGS4 would be too big to play well at all on the 360? I guess it is possible now because of the hard disc install, but didn't we already hear enough bitching about mandatory installs? It would have to be a full mandatory install for the 360.

It will be Ac!d or something, except next-genned up and using cards from MGS4 as well. Or, it could be the new Metal Gear series Kojima was talking about that he wasn't going to be in charge of.
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« Reply #166 on: December 07, 2008, 05:07:31 PM »
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« Reply #167 on: December 07, 2008, 05:14:15 PM »
It will be a new Metal Gear game, either Ac!d or otherwise. They wouldn't say it's the next metal gear if it was referring to MGS4.

Plus, didn't we already discuss that MGS4 would be too big to play well at all on the 360? I guess it is possible now because of the hard disc install, but didn't we already hear enough bitching about mandatory installs? It would have to be a full mandatory install for the 360.

It will be Ac!d or something, except next-genned up and using cards from MGS4 as well. Or, it could be the new Metal Gear series Kojima was talking about that he wasn't going to be in charge of.


MGS4 "substance" would be a "next" metal gear release for Konami.

We discussed that MGS4 would be too big to play well at all on the 360? Who's we?  :lol Ugh, take away the stupid ass videos at the beginning, compress the audio, and now you have a game that could fit in 2 or 3 dvds no problem.

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« Reply #168 on: December 07, 2008, 06:58:34 PM »
'next' would seem to suggest a new game rather than any version of mgs4, but the first thing you get from 'a next metal gear is' is that whoever wrote it doesn't speak english (unfortunately the various people who've translated the metal gear games don't quite speak english either -- i have it on the authority of A CERTAIN TIM ROGERS that mgs has memorable and properly colloquial dialogue in japanese)
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« Reply #169 on: December 07, 2008, 07:08:22 PM »
I would say that shit that might sound good in Japanese, when translated to English sounds like corny garbage.


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« Reply #170 on: December 07, 2008, 09:28:28 PM »
I don't much care about this thread but

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I'd like to name my next band "Max and the Mirthless Megatons".  would I have to pay drohne royalties?
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« Reply #171 on: December 07, 2008, 09:48:41 PM »
how about i trade you the rights to that name for the rights to call some future band 'recursive lee and the enumerables'

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« Reply #172 on: December 07, 2008, 11:23:21 PM »
So, this about a soda flavor?  :lol  @ japan. 

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« Reply #173 on: December 07, 2008, 11:56:28 PM »
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« Reply #174 on: December 08, 2008, 12:01:56 AM »
The soda thing isn't real. It's just a new meme that GAF is currently overkilling.
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« Reply #175 on: December 08, 2008, 12:19:05 AM »
I could definitely see it being an improved Metal Gear Online.
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« Reply #176 on: December 08, 2008, 12:21:53 AM »
The soda thing isn't real. It's just a new meme that GAF is currently overkilling.

and yet there are people who are being convinced it's real
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« Reply #177 on: December 08, 2008, 12:33:18 AM »
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I know you don't read GAF, but the thread on it dissolved into 77 pages of craziness.  I didn't want to bother reading the whole thing, but some people where mentioning that it may be about a soda.  My fault for not spotting the poor attempt at humor.

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« Reply #178 on: December 08, 2008, 01:19:04 AM »
I seriously feel so much smarter after leaving GAF

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« Reply #179 on: December 08, 2008, 07:15:09 AM »
^same here.  except it's gotten pretty cool recently with the new usage of "fuck" words.
hey guys.  just wanted to chime in and say that i won't be eating konami or kojima's table scraps.  they can all fuck themselves with a wooden dildo and get infected ass splinters.  i've got games to play, one's that are out and actually usable on my systems, and don't feel like wasting time thinking about what may or may not come out - only, in all likelihood, to be disappointed. 

let me know when some substantial news comes along. 

i don't even know what this means.

I think he wants MGS4 on 360 or something, but is angry at Konami for not putting it out and only teasing it, except they never actually teased it and it was all speculation since months ago that it would be on the 360 was from forums and kotaku.



for the most part, yes.  i want news to come out, not teasers, and anyone that uses a large franchise to tease the loyal fan base and bring up thier hopes can stick a hard, wooden, table leg in their butthole.  rather than wasting time speculating, i will be playing video games.
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