BCS declares Germany winner of WW2

[Beardo]

My Cousin went to tech and sent this to me.

After determining the Big-12 championship game participants the BCS computers were put to work on other major contests and today the BCS declared Germany to be the winner of World War II.

"Germany put together an incredible number of victories beginning with the annexation of Austria and the Sudetenland and continuing on into conference play with defeats of Poland, France, Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Belgium and the Netherlands. Their only losses came against the US and Russia; however considering their entire body of work--including an incredibly tough Strength of Schedule--our computers deemed them worthy of the #1 ranking."

Questioned about the #4 ranking of the United States the BCS commissioner stated "The US only had two major victories--Japan and Germany. The computer models, unlike humans, aren't influenced by head-to-head contests--they consider each contest to be only a single, equally-weighted event."

German Chancellor Adolph Hiter said "Yes, we lost to the US; but we defeated #2 ranked France in only 6 weeks." Herr Hitler has been criticized for seeking dramatic victories to earn 'style points' to enhance Germany's rankings. Hitler protested "Our contest with Poland was in doubt until the final day and the conditions in Norway were incredibly challenging and demanded the application of additional forces."

The French ranking has also come under scrutiny. The BCS commented " France had a single loss against Germany and following a preseason #1 ranking they only fell to #2."

Japan was ranked #3 with victories including Manchuria, Borneo and the Philippines.

lol

[Cheebs]

Wars don't work that way lol.

[T234]

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Completely misses the point. Just what I'd expect from a Michigan man.

[Cheebs]

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Completely misses the point. Just what I'd expect from a Michigan man.

no, I included a lol to indicate sarcasm sir.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

oh, BCS

what's the current scandal? I don't follow sports

[T234]

The two teams playing for the Big XII title game have both been beaten by Texas, who was excluded because Texas Tech beat them on the last play in Lubbock (Texas Tech), but Texas beat Oklahoma on a neutral site in Dallas 45-35 (but it is actually closer to Oklahoma's campus than it is Texas'), but Oklahoma DESTROYED Tech in Norman. The other team in the Big XII championship game is Missouri (the representative from the Big XII NORTH, whereas the previously mentioned are all from the Big XII SOUTH).

[Great Rumbler]

What a horrible analogy.

[Guybrush Threepwood]

That was cute. 

[Phoenix Dark]

"Germany put together an incredible number of victories beginning with the annexation of Austria and the Sudetenland and continuing on into conference play with defeats of Poland, France, Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Belgium and the Netherlands. Their only losses came against the US and Russia; however considering their entire body of work--including an incredibly tough Strength of Schedule--our computers deemed them worthy of the #1 ranking."

absolute gold