Author Topic: That ain't cool Batman. (Read 1090 times)

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #1 on:** December 05, 2008, 10:59:56 PM »

tonight Batman breaks his one rule : (

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #2 on:** December 05, 2008, 11:11:11 PM »

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #3 on:** December 05, 2008, 11:20:10 PM »

that last panel looks like a shop, I think Batman is just performing an impromptu circumcision

cool breeze · « **Reply #4 on:** December 05, 2008, 11:32:06 PM »

batman is a jew?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5 on:** December 05, 2008, 11:37:06 PM »

Quote from: swaggaz on December 05, 2008, 11:32:06 PM

batman is a jew?

Ya how else can you explain him being able to fly and have infinite funds.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #6 on:** December 05, 2008, 11:43:56 PM »

Quote from: swaggaz on December 05, 2008, 11:32:06 PM

batman is a jew?

drohne · « **Reply #7 on:** December 06, 2008, 12:00:27 AM »

batmoyle

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #8 on:** December 06, 2008, 12:21:23 AM »

it's an emergency tracheotomy, obviously

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #9 on:** December 06, 2008, 12:35:54 AM »

I thought only 60 yearold smokers got tracheotomies. So he is a mob boss midget after all.

Ninja · « **Reply #10 on:** December 06, 2008, 07:29:13 AM »

Why is Batman killing John McCain?

Reb · « **Reply #11 on:** December 06, 2008, 07:52:33 AM »

Gallstones.

Tieno · « **Reply #12 on:** December 06, 2008, 08:13:21 AM »

Wauw! Is there anything Batman can't do? I mean, performing surgery with an insterile butcher's knife, that's incredible!

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #13 on:** December 06, 2008, 09:05:59 AM »

Quote from: Tieno on December 06, 2008, 08:13:21 AM

Wauw! Is there anything Batman can't do? I mean, performing surgery with an insterile butcher's knife, that's incredible!

Holy Bat Fact! - It's one of the simplest surgical procedures there is. All you're doing is cutting a hole in someone's windpipe to allow them to breathe normally if their trachea has been crushed, say. What you typically do after that is stick a drinking straw in there. They can then breathe without using their nose or mouth.

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i've done 3 this week

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Eric P · « **Reply #14 on:** December 06, 2008, 09:55:18 AM »

for FUN!

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #15 on:** December 06, 2008, 10:35:37 AM »

Quote from: Eric P on December 06, 2008, 09:55:18 AM

for FUN!

Is there any other reason?

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #16 on:** December 06, 2008, 02:47:27 PM »

Cormacaroni is a doctor? I didn't know that.

Tieno · « **Reply #17 on:** December 06, 2008, 03:28:15 PM »

Quote from: CurseoftheGods on December 06, 2008, 02:47:27 PM

Cormacaroni is a doctor? I didn't know that.

Or harvests organs for the russian mob

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #18 on:** December 06, 2008, 10:54:51 PM »

Quote from: CurseoftheGods on December 06, 2008, 02:47:27 PM

Cormacaroni is a doctor? I didn't know that.

I'm not a doctor. But after you've crushed 3 or 4 human tracheas, people start to look at you with a "will you clean that shit up" expression and you get to googling.

Eric P · « **Reply #19 on:** December 07, 2008, 01:33:19 AM »

*cancels dinner plans with cor*

E-DuB · « **Reply #20 on:** December 07, 2008, 01:43:27 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on December 06, 2008, 10:35:37 AM

Quote from: Eric P on December 06, 2008, 09:55:18 AM
for FUN!

Is there any other reason?

I can see it now, you just walking around crushing peoples chests just to preform tracheotomies....just pinning them between brick walls with your car....actually that would make for an awesome scene in a movie

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Author Topic: That ain't cool Batman. (Read 1090 times)