Author Topic: Penis in the Water at the Old Country Buffet... (Read 7396 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **on:** August 06, 2006, 07:45:41 PM »

Today me and my family went to church, and then we met up at Old Country Bufet with my grandparents/uncles/aunts/cousins/etc. Just a family affair. Well before I eat at any restaurant, I use the bathroom; there's nothing worse than getting up in the middle of a meal to take a shit, and then taking another stab at eating afterwards. So I headed off to the bathroom while everyone else was stuffing their plates.

Once I got into the bathroom I was shocked at how dirty it was. The restaurant was in Detroit, but even in Detroit I haven't been to many dirty restaurants. I went into the stall to take a piss (I NEVER use the urinal for anything), and I looked down and saw there was water all on the floor. I could see my reflection in it, as well as some of the inside of the stall adjacent to me. I didn't pay much attention to the water, but a few seconds later I saw something out the side of my eye, and I looked down into the water. I could see some black dude in the other stall looking RIGHT into the water at me, and then I saw it. He was waving around the biggest cock I've ever seen in real life in his hand. I almost slipped, but I managed to finish my business and quickly dash out the stall. I wanted to get out of there as fast as possible, but I couldn't just leave without washing my hands. As I washed them he flushed and then came into sight of the restroom mirror, zipped up his pants, and then said "hello". I muttered hi and dryed my hands. He asked what my name was, but I just walked out the bathroom.

About 20 minutes later when I was getting desert, he was looking at me while he got some ice cream.

I'm scarred for life.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #1 on:** August 06, 2006, 07:50:03 PM »

When I worked at staples they always came by and left the staff free coupons, no one ever took em loool

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #2 on:** August 06, 2006, 07:50:30 PM »

This reeks of "hey TBS, I can do it too!"

Grow the fuck up, and use the urinal

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #3 on:** August 06, 2006, 07:52:16 PM »

I think its entirely possible for Phoenix Dark to be not funny just like TBS.

demi · « **Reply #4 on:** August 06, 2006, 07:53:00 PM »

we had old country buffet here, but now it's gone...

it turned into a golden corral, haven for black people everywhere $:-\$

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #5 on:** August 06, 2006, 07:54:39 PM »

Don't be a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow demi.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6 on:** August 06, 2006, 07:55:22 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on August 06, 2006, 07:52:16 PM

I think its entirely possible for Phoenix Dark to be not funny just like TBS.

So you're saying I'm usually funny, and more so than TBS? Awesome.

I'm not trying to be funny here. There's nothing funny about seeing another man's cock, nor having another man who's not a doctor look at yours. Unless you're gay of course, not that there's anything wrong with that

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #7 on:** August 06, 2006, 08:06:12 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on August 06, 2006, 07:52:16 PM

I think its entirely possible for Phoenix Dark to be not funny just like TBS.

Give it a rest MAF, this trolling business wasn't cool on GAF and it isn't cool on this site either. You're a lame, baby faced store clerk that gets his jollies off by pretending to be a big shot on a gaming forum. Commit that shit.

Quote from: Passion of the Shake on August 06, 2006, 07:50:30 PM

This reeks of "hey TBS, I can do it too!"

Grow the fuck up, and use the urinal

Suddenly it's impossible for someone else to have funny things happen to them at havens for lower middle class America? Also, urinals are nasty... if you shoot too hard you get all sorts of splash back on your hands.

Lastly, the OCB, like Wal-Mart is probably one of the best places to get a good slice of Americana. I remember when my family would eat there once a month. My mom and dad would always note how fun it was to watch black Americans eat. The OCB in GR has some really hot waitresses last time I went there (A year ago). All we have is a Ponderosa.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #8 on:** August 06, 2006, 08:07:32 PM »

Wal-Mart is an example of everything that makes America worse than it has any reason to be

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #9 on:** August 06, 2006, 08:07:33 PM »

You dream of being able to talk me down, TBS. This is just something you'll have to learn to live with.

Additionally I haven't been a store clerk for half a year! Step up your game, distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #10 on:** August 06, 2006, 08:18:44 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on August 06, 2006, 08:07:33 PM

You dream of being able to talk me down, TBS. This is just something you'll have to learn to live with.

Additionally I haven't been a store clerk for half a year! Step up your game, distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.

Do you feel any cooler now?

You say lame shit on the internet.

You're a 30 year old stock boy.

A man on the fast track to nowhere.

You look like the kind of bitch that should just shut the fuck up and tell me where the print cartridges are.

Commit it dude... just commit that shit.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #11 on:** August 06, 2006, 08:19:38 PM »

Saying stupid shit over and over again will NOT make you funny, TBS.

Just give it up.

demi · « **Reply #12 on:** August 06, 2006, 08:20:04 PM »

this thread got awesome, merc that bitch TBS

i like chinese buffets more

etiolate · « **Reply #13 on:** August 06, 2006, 08:23:28 PM »

For over a decade, there was a Dairy Queen right next to the adult theatre, and we went there alot since this was right by where my grandparents lived. One night we pull up to the drive through for a treat. Then we see some man by the trashcan between the Dairy Queen and drive through lane. We immediatly noticed he has his penis out, slightly aroused and he was excretign some sort of fuild intot he trash can. It may have been urine, not sure. Eiter way, we lost our appetite for ice cream.

demi · « **Reply #14 on:** August 06, 2006, 08:25:09 PM »

rofl, i have a dairy queen just down the road, past an adult store as well within walking distance

wish i found an old man jerking off $:-\$

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15 on:** August 06, 2006, 08:27:50 PM »

Dammit I've heard so many nasty stories about Dairy Queen I don't eat there anymore. My god...

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #16 on:** August 06, 2006, 08:28:30 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on August 06, 2006, 08:19:38 PM

Saying stupid shit over and over again will NOT make you funny, TBS.

Just give it up.

Maybe I should just start typing in caps dude... that always gets the forum goers laughing... right dude?Â

You really should consider committing that shit, bruh.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #17 on:** August 06, 2006, 08:32:43 PM »

You should consider going to school.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #18 on:** August 06, 2006, 08:33:01 PM »

Wait, he saw your dick?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19 on:** August 06, 2006, 08:44:40 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on August 06, 2006, 08:33:01 PM

Wait, he saw your dick?

He must have $:-\$

I could see much of his stall too.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #20 on:** August 06, 2006, 08:47:15 PM »

heh....heh...that might stick with you.

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #21 on:** August 06, 2006, 09:40:11 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on August 06, 2006, 08:32:43 PM

You should consider going to school.

Maybe you should. If you did you could probably make manager some day.

I hear DeVry is still taking applications, there's still time buddy.

It's either that, or committing it.

Vagabond · « **Reply #22 on:** August 06, 2006, 09:46:39 PM »

N/H@your avi

But

@ TBS murking MAF

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #23 on:** August 06, 2006, 09:48:37 PM »

What's all this talk about "merc(or is ir "murk")ing"

Vagabond · « **Reply #24 on:** August 06, 2006, 09:51:14 PM »

It's that Ether, that shit that makes your soul burn slow.

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #25 on:** August 06, 2006, 10:03:39 PM »

Quote from: Vagabond on August 06, 2006, 09:46:39 PM

N/H@your avi

But @ TBS murking MAF

And you know this, right? I mean, I hurt dude's feelings so bad the bitch banned me from his little chat room. I guess I can't discuss Billy Joel and Godzilla movies anymore. Sucks for me, right?

Vagabond · « **Reply #26 on:** August 06, 2006, 10:08:37 PM »

Doggie's hurt. He's gonna try to get back any other way he can, since he can't ether worth shit.

I've seen his "Arguments" on GAF.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #27 on:** August 06, 2006, 10:10:37 PM »

He's not banned, just unappreciated. If he was so funny im sure anyone in the channel could give him +v

But I mean, if you had a moron follow you around all day saying 'commit that shit' im sure ya'd deck him.

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #28 on:** August 06, 2006, 10:14:47 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on August 03, 2006, 05:10:44 PM

Almost always on the side of moderation? Ive been banned almost as much as demi, censored more than anyone I know, and have openly attacked most of the moderation staff on #ga to the point of being exiled from #ga and GAF. Don't talk shit you dont know about.

Oh shit son! Now that I'm exiled from #evilbore I guess that makes me as hard as MAF. Shit, I've earned my eStripes!

Vagabond · « **Reply #29 on:** August 06, 2006, 10:15:32 PM »

The chan's moderated. He's been silenced.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #30 on:** August 06, 2006, 10:16:39 PM »

You can't be hard because you don't know how to walk, son.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #31 on:** August 06, 2006, 11:04:31 PM »

This reminds me of a train ride I used to take when I worked a bunch of towns overat a computer technician job in Maynard, Mass.

I was sitting down, listening to music with my taped up headphones all innocently and from the corner of my eye I see this chunky spanish guy with razor thin cut goatee line and haired spiked up was looking it at me. I payed no mind to it for a little while but then it started to bother. This dude was full head tilted LOOKING at me, never turning away. So I finally glance over to say whats up. What I saw made me feel so violated, i'm talking wanting to go into a fetal position and block everything out. The guy had his hands in his pants, that were unzipped and was strokeing his dick right there, right across from me. It hit home (to me) what hes was doing when both our eyes locked.

I got up and said, "Ok, ok ok ok ok" in my head and quickly walked a cart up into another seat. I sat down thinking about what had just happened, also comforted by the fact I was away from that situation. Thinking everything is cool and safe, I hear a voice from behind me telling me that I left my ticket behind in some lispy spanglish accent. I turn around slowly and see the same guy that was strokeing his buddy sitting a few seats behind me. I nervously say in a LOL manner "Oh, ITS OK!" and turn back around. The rest of the train ride was very akward, something akin to getting caught strokeing it to cheeseburger porn.

Good times, Good Times

demi · « **Reply #32 on:** August 06, 2006, 11:15:32 PM »

You should have joined him, he just wanted someone to talk to.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #33 on:** August 06, 2006, 11:16:57 PM »

WTF!

Him telling you about the ticket is the clincher

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #34 on:** September 19, 2012, 03:47:09 AM »

Discuss

Mupepe · « **Reply #35 on:** September 19, 2012, 01:42:41 PM »

Do you see that big black schlong when you close your eyes, PD?

Diunx · « **Reply #36 on:** September 19, 2012, 01:57:19 PM »

How many inches?

demi · « **Reply #37 on:** September 19, 2012, 02:16:31 PM »

I love PD's closet gay stories. Just admit you slap it on your desk watching some Rick Ross.

lennedsay · « **Reply #38 on:** September 19, 2012, 08:09:03 PM »

PD, don't act like a little wangdanglin 6 years ago turned you off of Old Cunt Buff.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #39 on:** September 19, 2012, 08:57:03 PM »

I still remember this whole story except I thought the restaurant was Olive Garden for some reason

parallax · « **Reply #40 on:** September 19, 2012, 09:09:19 PM »

i thought tbs was posting again. why revive this?

drew · « **Reply #41 on:** September 19, 2012, 10:25:03 PM »

sounds like you got beta's by that steely gaze and big black dick, beta

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #42 on:** September 20, 2012, 03:47:34 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on August 06, 2006, 11:04:31 PM

This reminds me of a train ride I used to take when I worked a bunch of towns overat a computer technician job in Maynard, Mass.

I was sitting down, listening to music with my taped up headphones all innocently and from the corner of my eye I see this chunky spanish guy with razor thin cut goatee line and haired spiked up was looking it at me. I payed no mind to it for a little while but then it started to bother. This dude was full head tilted LOOKING at me, never turning away. So I finally glance over to say whats up. What I saw made me feel so violated, i'm talking wanting to go into a fetal position and block everything out. The guy had his hands in his pants, that were unzipped and was strokeing his dick right there, right across from me. It hit home (to me) what hes was doing when both our eyes locked.

I got up and said, "Ok, ok ok ok ok" in my head and quickly walked a cart up into another seat. I sat down thinking about what had just happened, also comforted by the fact I was away from that situation. Thinking everything is cool and safe, I hear a voice from behind me telling me that I left my ticket behind in some lispy spanglish accent. I turn around slowly and see the same guy that was strokeing his buddy sitting a few seats behind me. I nervously say in a LOL manner "Oh, ITS OK!" and turn back around. The rest of the train ride was very akward, something akin to getting caught strokeing it to cheeseburger porn.

Good times, Good Times

fucking BIGOT

Trurl · « **Reply #43 on:** September 21, 2012, 02:28:01 AM »

Apart from his fantastic penis, how good looking was the guy in the other stall?

Brehvolution · « **Reply #44 on:** September 21, 2012, 09:10:19 AM »

Shitty bathrooms at OCB? Sound perfectly normal.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #45 on:** September 21, 2012, 09:12:44 AM »

Quote from: lennedsay on September 19, 2012, 08:09:03 PM

PD, don't act like a little wangdanglin 6 years ago turned you off of Old Cunt Buff.

tiesto · « **Reply #46 on:** September 21, 2012, 10:02:55 AM »

Story's gotta be a fake... nobody willingly eats at Old Country Buffet.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #47 on:** September 21, 2012, 12:04:37 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on September 21, 2012, 10:02:55 AM

Story's gotta be a fake... nobody willingly eats at Old Country Buffet.

Old people LOVE these kinds of restaurants.

tiesto · « **Reply #48 on:** September 21, 2012, 01:53:24 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on September 21, 2012, 12:04:37 PM

Quote from: tiesto on September 21, 2012, 10:02:55 AM
Story's gotta be a fake... nobody willingly eats at Old Country Buffet.

Old people LOVE these kinds of restaurants.

Then again, PD willingly eats at Olive Garden as well... so who knows? PD, word of advice since I know you like dem eye-tie girls... if you want to nab yourself an Italian woman you can't be taking her to Olive Garden

Yeti · « **Reply #49 on:** September 21, 2012, 06:51:04 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on September 21, 2012, 10:02:55 AM

Story's gotta be a fake... nobody willingly eats at Old Country Buffet.

I also think this story is fake. I don't think a person's reflection in a pool of water in one stall would fall into the field of vision of a person in another stall, especially since he claimed to be urinating which would put his field of vision at a much higher vantage point. There are only a few ways I can envision this actually happening.

1. The stall divider was exceptionally high off the ground
2. The man in the next stall was squatting down so that his genitals were hovering over the pool of water
3. PD squatted down to get a better look into the other man's stall

Of these three scenarios only the third seems plausible to me. Also, pools of water are a lot more difficult to see reflections in than, say, a mirror. The conditions have to be very good for that to occur. The bathroom would have to have been brightly lit and the floor would have to be a solid color for a nice reflection to show up. I would imagine that this Old Country Buffet had a dimly lit bathroom, with a patterned floor (since that helps obscure the cleanliness of the facility).

What exactly happened I cannot say. Maybe his mind was playing tricks on him. Maybe the food he had eaten gave him a sickness that impaired his mental faculties. Maybe he fantasized the whole thing. Maybe he made up this whole story to troll us. But I do feel that the story as presented did not happen.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #50 on:** September 21, 2012, 07:55:38 PM »

PD telling a fake story? WELL I NEVER!

brawndolicious · « **Reply #51 on:** September 22, 2012, 02:53:58 AM »

I'd watch that show.

Trurl · « **Reply #52 on:** September 22, 2012, 10:29:36 AM »

Maybe PD pees sitting down but 6 years ago decided to hold that detail for another day and another thread.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #53 on:** September 22, 2012, 07:23:22 PM »

Quote from: Yeti on September 21, 2012, 06:51:04 PM

Quote from: tiesto on September 21, 2012, 10:02:55 AM
Story's gotta be a fake... nobody willingly eats at Old Country Buffet.

I also think this story is fake. I don't think a person's reflection in a pool of water in one stall would fall into the field of vision of a person in another stall, especially since he claimed to be urinating which would put his field of vision at a much higher vantage point. There are only a few ways I can envision this actually happening.

1. The stall divider was exceptionally high off the ground
2. The man in the next stall was squatting down so that his genitals were hovering over the pool of water
3. PD squatted down to get a better look into the other man's stall

Of these three scenarios only the third seems plausible to me. Also, pools of water are a lot more difficult to see reflections in than, say, a mirror. The conditions have to be very good for that to occur. The bathroom would have to have been brightly lit and the floor would have to be a solid color for a nice reflection to show up. I would imagine that this Old Country Buffet had a dimly lit bathroom, with a patterned floor (since that helps obscure the cleanliness of the facility).

What exactly happened I cannot say. Maybe his mind was playing tricks on him. Maybe the food he had eaten gave him a sickness that impaired his mental faculties. Maybe he fantasized the whole thing. Maybe he made up this whole story to troll us. But I do feel that the story as presented did not happen.

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Author Topic: Penis in the Water at the Old Country Buffet... (Read 7396 times)