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Beezy

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Cockblocks
« on: December 06, 2008, 11:09:19 PM »
Most frustrating people to ever be around, especially when it's a friend/acquaintance. Ruined my whole fucking day.

Madrun Badrun

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Re: Cockblocks
« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2008, 11:13:42 PM »
was she purdy?  What was the size of her ass, in meters.  3m? 

Beezy

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Re: Cockblocks
« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2008, 11:22:10 PM »
was she purdy?  What was the size of her ass, in meters.  3m? 

cute imo
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her friends nicknamed her ass/thighs "crusher" :lol
« Last Edit: December 06, 2008, 11:38:31 PM by Beezy »

Madrun Badrun

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Re: Cockblocks
« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2008, 11:24:12 PM »
crusher?  singular?  are her ass and thighs so big that they look to be whole?   :o  You've outdone your self.   

Tell your friend to lay off because you want to crush the crusher
« Last Edit: December 06, 2008, 11:26:06 PM by Father_Mike »

Oblivion

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Re: Cockblocks
« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2008, 11:26:28 PM »
was she purdy?  What was the size of her ass, in meters.  3m? 

her friends nicknamed her ass/thighs "crusher" :lol

sounds tasty

Beezy

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Re: Cockblocks
« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2008, 11:32:23 PM »
crusher?  singular?  are her ass and thighs so big that they look to be whole?   :o  You've outdone your self.   

Tell your friend to lay off because you want to crush the crusher
:lol

The thing that pisses me off the most is that he wasn't even supposed to be with us today. He somehow found out and managed to tag along.

She's not into him at all. She's 21 and a senior. He's 19 and a freshman. And she's said multiple times that he's annoying.

Jabberwocky

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Re: Cockblocks
« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2008, 11:38:04 PM »
Agree with the OP.

"Huggers" are also annoying.
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Beezy

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Re: Cockblocks
« Reply #7 on: December 06, 2008, 11:38:43 PM »
huggers?

drohne

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Re: Cockblocks
« Reply #8 on: December 07, 2008, 01:32:26 AM »
you know, cockhuggers. dudes who hug your cock ???

Beezy

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Re: Cockblocks
« Reply #9 on: December 07, 2008, 03:47:05 AM »
you know, cockhuggers. dudes who hug your cock ???
Heh. He managed to fulfill both roles today. :-\

Re: Cockblocks
« Reply #10 on: December 07, 2008, 03:55:57 AM »
you know, cockhuggers. dudes who hug your cock ???
Heh. He managed to fulfill both roles today. :-\

At least you got something out of it, then.
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: Cockblocks
« Reply #11 on: December 07, 2008, 11:16:18 AM »
I get that a lot at work from the socially awkward geeks at GameCrazy.  I even had a female friend come over the other day and the dudes at GameCrazy were like OH HEY WHATS UP WE WERE JUST COMING OVER TO LOOK AT VIDEOS AND HOW YOU DOIN'?
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Madrun Badrun

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Re: Cockblocks
« Reply #12 on: December 07, 2008, 11:22:21 AM »
I get that a lot at work from the socially awkward geeks at GameCrazy.  I even had a female friend come over the other day and the dudes at GameCrazy were like OH HEY WHATS UP WE WERE JUST COMING OVER TO LOOK AT VIDEOS AND HOW YOU DOIN'?

did you give them the cubby finger?

FatalT

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Re: Cockblocks
« Reply #13 on: December 07, 2008, 11:23:26 AM »
I get that a lot at work from the socially awkward geeks at GameCrazy.  I even had a female friend come over the other day and the dudes at GameCrazy were like OH HEY WHATS UP WE WERE JUST COMING OVER TO LOOK AT VIDEOS AND HOW YOU DOIN'?

When this happens, start bringing up the socially awkward and probably embarrassing things they do while on the job.

The Fake Shemp

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Re: Cockblocks
« Reply #14 on: December 07, 2008, 11:26:37 AM »
They both left their cashwrap and I was like, "omg hey a dude is stealing a 360!"  They got freaked out and ran back to the store. :lol

The manager is a cool guy, the rest are social rejects.  One dude has let this untrimmed beard eat his entire face.  It's crazy out of control.  There's no rhyme or reason to it.  He honestly scares me.

It's odd because on the video side we have genuinely socially adjusted folks - all of whom have significant others except one who the guys on the game side drool over.  Two of my employees have kids even.

Movie buffs > game nerds
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FatalT

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Re: Cockblocks
« Reply #15 on: December 07, 2008, 11:32:39 AM »
They both left their cashwrap and I was like, "omg hey a dude is stealing a 360!"  They got freaked out and ran back to the store. :lol

The manager is a cool guy, the rest are social rejects.  One dude has let this untrimmed beard eat his entire face.  It's crazy out of control.  There's no rhyme or reason to it.  He honestly scares me.

It's odd because on the video side we have genuinely socially adjusted folks - all of whom have significant others except one who the guys on the game side drool over.  Two of my employees have kids even.

Movie buffs > game nerds

Your comparison is making me think about being in the media department at Best Buy. You walk a fine line between movie buff, game nerd, and music dork since you deal with all 3. Unfortunately none of the other employees in the department are close to being any of these stereotypes, so I'm kinda wondering where I fall there.

Probably game nerd. :'(

Beezy

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Re: Cockblocks
« Reply #16 on: December 07, 2008, 11:54:55 AM »
you know, cockhuggers. dudes who hug your cock ???
Heh. He managed to fulfill both roles today. :-\

At least you got something out of it, then.
Haha... :(

Jabberwocky

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Re: Cockblocks
« Reply #17 on: December 08, 2008, 02:49:52 AM »
huggers?

Sad men who joke about "needing hugs" constantly when in reality they simply want to feel the warm plumpness of a woman's breasts against their chest.
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Re: Cockblocks
« Reply #18 on: December 08, 2008, 03:19:06 AM »
huggers?

Sad men who joke about "needing hugs" constantly when in reality they simply want to feel the warm plumpness of a woman's breasts against their chest.

real men don't ask for hugs, they take them

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Beezy

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Re: Cockblocks
« Reply #19 on: December 08, 2008, 07:24:15 AM »
huggers?

Sad men who joke about "needing hugs" constantly when in reality they simply want to feel the warm plumpness of a woman's breasts against their chest.
Ok, that's just weird...

The Fake Shemp

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Re: Cockblocks
« Reply #20 on: December 08, 2008, 07:55:59 AM »
I don't think huggers really exist, just sounds like Nitro has creepy friends.
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Barry Egan

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Re: Cockblocks
« Reply #21 on: December 08, 2008, 08:21:03 AM »
huggers?

Sad men who joke about "needing hugs" constantly when in reality they simply want to feel the warm plumpness of a woman's breasts against their chest.

I like this alternate vision of reality you've been concocting, what with your mud farms and weirdly innocuous sexual deviants.  Does this stuff come from some anime you've been watching?

Reb

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Re: Cockblocks
« Reply #22 on: December 08, 2008, 09:52:41 AM »
I'm guessing Nitro is a "hugger", and is seriously projecting here.
brb

Jabberwocky

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Re: Cockblocks
« Reply #23 on: December 08, 2008, 01:51:47 PM »
I dunno where you guys live but there's huggers all around me. It's usually fat people.
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ToxicAdam

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Re: Cockblocks
« Reply #24 on: December 08, 2008, 04:14:23 PM »


I've been on both sides of the fence. I have had friends pull some stupid shit and ruin my chances at a girl just for lols and I have been the whiny friend at 2am wanting to go home because I have work in the morning and the guy driving is hitting on a disease-infested cocktease that isn't going to sleep with him anyways.