A sperm's journey to the ovaries- AAA movie material

[castle007]

I am shocked that no Hollywood studio has made a movie about a sperm's journey to the ovaries. 

I can picture the taglines and the awesome trailer.  Starring Will Smith and Shia Labeouf.

A sperm community has been rocked by kidnappings for generations!! The community is always devestated by earthquakes and volcanic eruptions! Many brave sperms have ventured into the forbidden. None have ever comeback! Until one day.. the biggest douche sperm (Shia) volunteers to go to the forbidden land to rescue the love of his life, jizzel (Lindsey lohan).


Shia douch-sperm: I am sick of this war!! This needs to stop now! I am going to put an end to all of this!!

Will the wise sperm: No one has ever come back from the forbidden land!! It is a land filled with dangers. Be careful son!! Legend says that there are branching paths, that end with  treacherous deep valleys!!

I am running out of ideas!! Any help??

[Howard Alan Treesong]

watch Look Who's Talking

[fistfulofmetal]

There was a commercial that did this.
It was for some Gay Pride Festival

there was a twist at the end, can you figure out what the twist was?

[castle007]

There was a commercial that did this.
It was for some Gay Pride Festival

there was a twist at the end, can you figure out what the twist was?

the sperm was going into a dude's ass?

The tubes were tied?


edit: found it

[Madrun Badrun]

The part after the video is awesomly gay.