What is Homemade Milk's DEEP DARK SECRET?

[TVC15]

[23:38:52] WhiteMan what is Homemade Milk's secret, will
[23:38:54] <Willco> He's a big super nerd.
[23:38:59] WhiteMan We know you are itching to tell.
[23:39:04] <Willco> I am not telling!
[23:39:33] WhiteMan If you didn't plan on telling, you would've never mentioned there was a secret int he first place.
[23:39:45] <Willco> No, now I have planted it in your minds
[23:39:48] <Willco> You know he is hiding something
[23:39:49] WhiteMan No, tell us the secret so we can start ruining his life

Anyone?  Bueller?  Homemade Milk?

[Flannel Boy]

The secret is that home made milk likes to dip wieners inside his glass of milk.

[Vizzys]

WoW Gold Farmer, thats my guess. Its like child labor for the new millennium. Easier then working for nike anyway.

[TVC15]

I'm guessing he was born with sexually ambiguous genitalia.  Willco said it was a reallys hameful secret, and it doesn't really get much more private and hurtful than that.

[Mandark]

Married to Woody Allen.

[TVC15]

areth's real mom?

[Flannel Boy]

I'm guessing he was born with sexually ambiguous genitalia. 

But he's Asian, so how could you tell?

[TVC15]

I'm guessing he was born with sexually ambiguous genitalia. 

But he's Asian, so how could you tell?

I know you've been at least partially out of the game, but he doesn't get pleasure from masturbation either.  Everyone knows that women get no pleasure from sex.  I'm just putting the puzzle pieces together.

[Flannel Boy]

I don't get any pleasure out of masturbation either.