My 54-year-old mother has a Wii and Wii Fit on her Christmas wish list

[dammitmattt]

WHAT. THE.  FUCK.

[Joe Molotov]

WHAT. THE.  FUCK.

Seriously, she should know they're impossible to find right now. THINK MOM!

[Eel O'Brian]

nu-uh

http://kotaku.com/5103944/wal+mart-promising-tens-of-thousands-of-available-wiis

[demi]

Requesting mom pics...

[Joe Molotov]

I wonder if Wal-Mart.com will mail anthrax with your Wii to simulate the experience of holiday shopping at Wal-Mart.

[G The Resurrected]

My mother wanted one and wii fit before she passed on. Now my 74 year old grandmother wants a wii and wii fit, as well as Animal crossing. The world sure is strange.

[Mr. Gundam]

My parents (53 and 55 years old) kind of want to buy a Wii. They're always over at my sister's place playing Wii Sports with my niece and nephew. I'm not sure they'd play it without the grandkids, though.

[Eel O'Brian]

my buddy got one for his kids for christmas, but he's already planning to get some games for it himself

[archie4208]

Good for Nintendo.  Bad for gamers. 

[Eric P]

i bought my girlfriend okami for wii and she doesn't like it.

[dammitmattt]

No pics unless you're a middle-aged rich man who's prepared to take care of her.

Also, the odd thing is that she's sort of knowledgeable about games and has recently played Wii Sports and Rock Band.  She never really wants to play my system when she's at my house except for when I first got the dusty, unused little thing.

However, the one connection is that she's historically collected (and then not used) exercise equipment.

Nintendo is fucking genius.

[G The Resurrected]

i bought my girlfriend okami for wii and she doesn't like it.

Lets be clear here. She doesn't like the wii, right? Cause if she doesn't like Okami you need to teach her some gaming manners. That was gods greatest gift to gaming in the darkest hour on the PS2.

[Eric P]

she said she can't get past some dragon painting part

[demi]

your girlfriend is really dumb for not being able to beat a weak ass game, but also really fuckable because she hates okami. a double edged sword. eric, you should dump her. i have lots of achievements.

[Eric P]

you only have a 1 gig mem card

you had to get a bigger one from some one else

this is the bar talk equivalent of people finding out you're driving an el camino.

[demi]

you should look past that and see me for what i can provide for you.

[dammitmattt]

My wife married me for my gamerscore, which you will soon pass if you haven't already.

And she's very hot.

There's still hope for you yet.

[Mr. Gundam]

my buddy got one for his kids for christmas, but he's already planning to get some games for it himself

If my parents got one, I'd be tempted to borrow it from them so I could play No More Heroes and Mario Galaxy.

[demi]

My wife married me for my gamerscore, which you will soon pass if you haven't already.

And she's very hot.

There's still hope for you yet.

^^ Eric, you should be reading this.

[Eric P]

you should look past that and see me for what i can provide for you.

someone else's used SD cards?

sound like a catch to me.

[dammitmattt]

My wife married me for my gamerscore, which you will soon pass if you haven't already.

And she's very hot.

There's still hope for you yet.

^^ Eric, you should be reading this.

I forgot to mention that you also need to
1) have at least a moderately-sized package &
2) know how to use it

Package + gamerscore = win.  Sorry I didn't spell it out better before.  I don't want to be spreading any false hope to those of you with large gamerscores and small packages.

[demi]

My wife married me for my gamerscore, which you will soon pass if you haven't already.

And she's very hot.

There's still hope for you yet.

^^ Eric, you should be reading this.

I forgot to mention that you also need to
1) have at least a moderately-sized package &
2) know how to use it

Package + gamerscore = win.  Sorry I didn't spell it out better before.  I don't want to be spreading any false hope to those of you with large gamerscores and small packages.

it is ok, i have those italian stallion big johnson genes in me. i am pretty sure i've got the goods.

you should look past that and see me for what i can provide for you.

someone else's used SD cards?

sound like a catch to me.

it could be our used SD cards.

[Bildi]

My 70 year old mum has a Wii and Wii Fit (I bought both for her).

But she doesn't really care for either and would rather play on the 360.  She's getting into PURE at the moment (big SSX fan).

[Guybrush Threepwood]

Buy your mom a Sega Saturn

She can thank me later.

[dammitmattt]

Buy your mom a Sega Saturn

She can thank me later.

Are there any left that still work?  Mine sure as hell doesn't.