i'm gonna make a quirky indie movie about a guy (played by Michael Cera) who makes an account on Home and tries to live his social life through it. His goal is to find a girl he can love. He'll invest an excessive, yet funny amount of effort into decorating his room, then sit out in the lobby for people to come by (nobody does.) He'll hit rock bottom when he gets drunk irl on carlo rossi wine, then joins a man conga line on home. The girl avatar of his dreams will walk by the conga and see him, then run away. finally they meet and smash their avatars together to resemble a kiss while Bittersweet Symphony plays in the background.