LOL!
I was playing Tomb Raider, minding my business, when I suddenly get disconnected from Live. I'm like uh... ok, weird. So I try to log back on, and it says
"You have been suspended from Xbox Live. You will not be able to sign in to Xbox Live until 12/11/2008"
So I'm freaking out like WTF DID I DO???
I log into my xbox.com account and suddenly my motto now says "Code of Conduct" where it originally said "lookin fer anuz h0gs"