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Madrun Badrun

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I'm SO glad I don't have an deafening girlfriend.
« on: December 09, 2008, 10:16:59 PM »
Chinese girl gets 'kiss of deaf'
Chinese couple share a kiss
Couples are advised to "proceed with caution"

A young Chinese woman was left partially deaf following a passionate kiss from her boyfriend.

The 20-something from Zhuhai in Guangdong province arrived at hospital having completely lost the hearing in her left ear, said local reports.

The incident prompted a series of articles in the local media warning of the dangers of excessive kissing.

"While kissing is normally very safe, doctors advise people to proceed with caution," wrote the China Daily.

The doctor who treated the girl in hospital was quoted in the paper explaining what had happened.

"The kiss reduced the pressure in the mouth, pulled the eardrum out and caused the breakdown of the ear."

The chorus of warnings was echoed by the Shanghai Daily, which wrote: "A strong kiss may cause an imbalance in the air pressure between two inner ears and lead to a broken ear drum."

The young woman is expected to regain her full hearing within about two months.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7772902.stm

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Re: I'm SO glad I don't have an deafening girlfriend.
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2008, 10:28:32 PM »
proceed with caution

sounds like a night out with demi
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Re: I'm SO glad I don't have an deafening girlfriend.
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2008, 10:30:29 PM »
ya demi sucks so hard he could draw your eardrum though your head and into your mouth. 

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« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2008, 10:33:16 PM »
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Guangdong province

should have been a red hearing
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« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2008, 11:26:24 PM »
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Guangdong province

should have been a red hearing

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Re: I'm SO glad I don't have an deafening girlfriend.
« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2008, 11:36:14 PM »
haha, I know a couple girls from Guangdong and it took a minute for what PD probably meant to occur to me
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