Author Topic: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid (Read 7429 times)

lordmaji · « **Reply #60 on:** December 10, 2008, 08:01:46 PM »

get nudies from her and post em! just don't tell her.

Cheebs · « **Reply #61 on:** December 10, 2008, 08:14:21 PM »

EB should have a contest to see who can get laid from okcupid first since it seems like half the members here have an account already.

tiesto · « **Reply #62 on:** December 10, 2008, 08:23:48 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on December 10, 2008, 08:14:21 PM

EB should have a contest to see who can get laid from okcupid first since it seems like half the members here have an account already.

Well I preemptitively won that I guess

Got a date with an OKC girl tomorrow, a stalker I met on OKC, and I'm about to call this girl to set up a date for this weekend hopefully.

Anybody here use plentyoffish? I did a quick browse and most of the girls were single moms

lordmaji · « **Reply #63 on:** December 10, 2008, 08:51:44 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on December 10, 2008, 08:14:21 PM

EB should have a contest to see who can get laid from okcupid first since it seems like half the members here have an account already.

You have one?

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #64 on:** December 10, 2008, 09:17:58 PM »

do you have a newsletter of some kind so I can stay current on what's coming down the pike in cutting-edge m/f interaction technology?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #65 on:** December 10, 2008, 09:18:26 PM »

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #66 on:** December 10, 2008, 09:43:44 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on December 10, 2008, 09:17:58 PM

do you have a newsletter of some kind so I can stay current on what's coming down the pike in cutting-edge m/f interaction technology?

Haha, you're a dick.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #67 on:** December 10, 2008, 10:27:07 PM »

yeah, not really in the market for "game" at the moment. maybe some other year.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #68 on:** December 10, 2008, 10:53:33 PM »

Recursive with game would be a great and terrible thing to behold.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #69 on:** December 10, 2008, 10:55:12 PM »

I wasn't in a great mood. it happens.

tiesto · « **Reply #70 on:** December 10, 2008, 11:09:27 PM »

Quote from: Koopler on December 10, 2008, 10:45:09 PM

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on December 10, 2008, 10:27:07 PM
yeah, not really in the market for "game" at the moment. maybe some other year.

"Game" might not have been the best wording. A lot of people associate that with cocky/funny or cheesy pick up lines and cheap gimmicks, and it's easy to understand if that's not your thing. It's not exactly my thing either.

But with "game" like the piece you posted in the OP, what kind of results do you expect to get?

Yup, "Game" is the summation of your interactions with the opposite sex.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #71 on:** December 10, 2008, 11:20:08 PM »

express it in terms of differential equations and maybe you'll have a chance with me

spoiler (click to show/hide)

your game-improvement-motivation-inducing game is seriously deficient, in order to convince you to improve it I may need to first work on my game-improvement-motivation-inducing-game-improvement-motivation-inducing game though

unfortunately I don't feel particularly driven to do that atm

[close]

Brehvolution · « **Reply #72 on:** December 10, 2008, 11:48:14 PM »

For every rejection there is a work around and knowledge is gained. In life, as in programming, you must pursue the rejection to better refine yourself/your product.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #73 on:** December 10, 2008, 11:54:40 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on December 10, 2008, 11:20:08 PM

express it in terms of differential equations and maybe you'll have a chance with me

spoiler (click to show/hide)
your game-improvement-motivation-inducing game is seriously deficient, in order to convince you to improve it I may need to first work on my game-improvement-motivation-inducing-game-improvement-motivation-inducing game though

unfortunately I don't feel particularly driven to do that atm
[close]

(A x P) + (G x P) = S

Let A = 1 normal application of Axe body spray
P = multiplier for the application strength of Axe body spray (a number between 1 and 100.) Increasing this also increases the number of women who will drift towards the smell.
G = 1 girl
S = amount and intensity of sex you will have

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #74 on:** December 10, 2008, 11:58:36 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on December 10, 2008, 08:14:21 PM

EB should have a contest to see who can get laid from okcupid first since it seems like half the members here have an account already.

interesting

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #75 on:** December 10, 2008, 11:59:32 PM »

Wait, P is a pure number then? So applications of Axe body spray are commensurable with girls?

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #76 on:** December 11, 2008, 12:04:54 AM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on December 10, 2008, 11:59:32 PM

Wait, P is a pure number then? So applications of Axe body spray are commensurable with girls?

yes, but all at once. so 100 sprays on you = 100 girls to have sex with.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #77 on:** December 11, 2008, 12:07:40 AM »

i wonder if i could handle a hundred girls though

maybe start with half a girl, and increase gradually (but exponentially) by 10% a month.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #78 on:** December 11, 2008, 12:10:34 AM »

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #79 on:** December 11, 2008, 12:12:26 AM »

I usually sneak out and watch from the tower as they crawl all over each other moaning and looking for me.

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Author Topic: an IM conversation with a girl I met on OKCupid (Read 7429 times)