steel reserve beer

[Eel O'Brian]

even with 8.1% alcohol content it's not worth it

 

[Eel O'Brian]

how would they be exposed to the advertising

[BobbyRobby]

not that bad compared to other high gravity malt drinks.  like it better than st. ides and the vile camo ice

[Bacchus7]

I think the best option here is Old English 8.0. There's no reason to crucify your taste buds with St. Ides, Steel Reserve 211, etc. The worst of the cheap, of course, is bum wine, usually Cisco, which tastes exactly like motor oil.

[Akala]

Back when I was in college, I bought some of this. Pretty sure it was less than $6 for a twelve pack.

It's pretty awful, but I remember it made me laugh once I had a buzz. I bought it again a few weeks later to see if it would have the same effect, and it did. I can't recall buying it again. It just doesn't taste very good.

If I want a happy buzz for $6, I think I'd rather take down a bottle of Yellow Tail or something.

[Ecrofirt]

I recently had some Big Bear malt liquor that was rather pleasant.

And it made me feel like a big bear.

[Eel O'Brian]

well, i didn't want to get drunk or bloated up from drinking up a bunch of beer, but i wanted a nice pleasant buzz, so i went for the tall boy with the high alcohol content

that was my reasoning, plus the liquor sto was closed

will reexamine my faculty for reasoning at a later date

[Brehvolution]

 

I was so broke one time that I bought a six pack of this shit. I was so smashed after 5 of them.

Never again.

[Van Cruncheon]

best thread on the bore ever

NOTHING is more american than malt liquor 

[Eel O'Brian]

handling it has nothing to do with how awful it tastes

it's like drinking copper-flavored vomit

[Van Cruncheon]

i prefer the crooked eye myself

and i once drank a whole 64oz oe800 back when they still made 64ozs

i am gangsta

[Van Cruncheon]

sounds like someone hates the taste of freedom

Guess what other country hates malt liquor?

Saudi Arabia

fuck let's get a truck and some forties and TO' SHIT UP

shit to get tore up, in enumerated order:

1. jc penney parking lot
2. teenaged pussy
3. chevy drivers
4. one's entire gastrointestinal tract

[Eel O'Brian]

back in the poor days i used to drink

aristocrat vodka
thunderbird
wild irish rose
olympia beer

i know my way around a cheap drunk

[Eel O'Brian]

oh, and king cobra malt liquor

[Van Cruncheon]

mmm, t-bird

and let us not forget that perennial classic, mad dog 20/20

kiwi-lime (colon bomb) and grape (20 proof blood of christ)

[Van Cruncheon]

i drank the cheap version of olympia called BUCKHORN (yes, there was a cheaper version of oly)

and it also came in a 40, as my msn friends will attest (it's my av)

[Eel O'Brian]

boone's farm...for the ladies

[drew]

oh, and king cobra malt liquor

 

[Van Cruncheon]

BOONEY'S! <3 <3 <3

[Eel O'Brian]

point is, though, i don't drink very often nowadays, and i have money, so i probably shouldn't be subjecting my stomach lining to this kind of sludge on purpose anymore

[Eel O'Brian]

brass monkey, too

wait...there was a cheaper version of olympia?

[Van Cruncheon]

blame nostalgia

at least once every two years i buy a 40 and sip it while chillin on the back porch

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then i vomit it up violently

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[Van Cruncheon]

[Eel O'Brian]

when i do drink nowadays it's either three olive vodka or some high falutin' microbeer with a shitty ralph steadman knockoff label

[drew]

king cobra tastes like fermented urine

[Eel O'Brian]

we used to shoot it through a beer hoop

[Howard Alan Treesong]

oh, and king cobra malt liquor

king cobra

goes great with KFC. coincidence? or cross-marketing?

[Eel O'Brian]

colt .45 "works every time"

king cobra "works every time, except when it doesn't"

[drew]

does steel reserve have a higher alcohol content or something?

[Akala]

does steel reserve have a higher alcohol content or something?

Almost on par with a Chimay.

[Brehvolution]

does steel reserve have a higher alcohol content or something?

More than twice the average American filth.

[drew]

 

why hasnt anyone ever told me this

heading out to kroger now bbl lol

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Pounding down Beast, Steel Reserve, Miller High Life, and/or Bud Light should be a ritual for every underaged drinker.

My favorite drink idea is to mix Franzia and Old English 800 together.  If you get the concentration right, it tastes just like cranberry juice (100% not that sweetened shit)