I know it's a dirty thing to admit in the sight of The Almighty Ken and The Holy Spirit of Petah, but you cannot deny the fact that you two wish to share a double-ended phallic object with the fierceness. Simply stated, the love you two have for each other cannot be expressed in simple HTML. I think even a CGI program cannot be used to express this love.
NOTHING LESS THAN ASSEMBLER FOR THESE TWO LOVEBIRDS
RECURSIVE, MAKE A PROGRAM THAT IS EXPRESSIVE ENOUGH TO DESCRIBE THE BURNING OF THE LOINS THESE TWO FEEL
