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WrikaWrek

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Let's plan a murder
« on: December 16, 2008, 05:42:23 PM »
Just for kicks.

Target someone (you know?), but either change the name or don't mention his/her name(if you know).

For example:

My neighbor. Hard to keep track of, major douche, noisy as fuck, beats on gf, has a pitbull and this other big ass fucking dog. Personally i imagine just going up stairs, middle of the night, leaving the building lights off, ringing the bell, and a fucking stone to the head.

A stone because a knife would be tricky to handle, where would i hit him? It probably wouldn't knock him down, so, he could yell for help and shit. And what if they could somehow link the knife to me? I guess i could buy a new knife, just for that purpose, but that would really look like pre meditated murder.

A gun...no, where would i get one? How much would it cost? Where would i hide it? What about powder traces? Would i get some new gloves, what kind of gloves? Nah, too much work.

I would use a big stone, with pointy edges, i would pick it somewhere far from home, no connection to the side walk i have in front of the building. Also, i would have to force the building door, not hard, has happened before.

I would really smash it hard, maybe smash it twice. Also i would want to wear something with a hood. What if his GF opened the door instead of him? Well, i guess i would just ask for some sugar or shit. Hey maybe she would give me some other kind of sugar, know what i'm sayin?
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What about you?

WrikaWrek

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Re: Let's plan a murder
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2008, 05:46:14 PM »
You can't kill anyone with an uhhhh, mojo.

Robo

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Re: Let's plan a murder
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2008, 05:48:02 PM »
Let's kill WrikaWrek's ability to create threads.
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WrikaWrek

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Re: Let's plan a murder
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2008, 05:49:22 PM »
Meh, i knew this was too high concept for some of you. Just go back to post a pics, and just watched movie X, Youtube video X threads.

drew

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Re: Let's plan a murder
« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2008, 05:49:44 PM »
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Reb

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Re: Let's plan a murder
« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2008, 05:50:53 PM »
Meh, i knew this was too high concept for some of you. Just go back to post a pics, and just watched movie X, Youtube video X threads.

Consider it done!
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Himu

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Re: Let's plan a murder
« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2008, 05:53:26 PM »
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Let's plan a murder
« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2008, 05:56:09 PM »
uhhh

I was just reading about the Loeb/Leopold murder
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muckhole

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Re: Let's plan a murder
« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2008, 05:56:33 PM »
 
Meh, i knew this was too high concept for some of you. Just go back to post a pics, and just watched movie X, Youtube video X threads.

Yeah.

Then one day, years from now, we'll look back and realize how this thread was ahead of it's time.

:lol When he's doing 25 to life for murder.
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Re: Let's plan a murder
« Reply #9 on: December 16, 2008, 05:56:46 PM »
Get help.
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Vizzys

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Re: Let's plan a murder
« Reply #10 on: December 16, 2008, 05:58:34 PM »
lets start a religion, and twist vision to further imprison those who listen

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tehjaybo

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Re: Let's plan a murder
« Reply #11 on: December 16, 2008, 06:01:51 PM »
I just typed one out, and it's actually kind of liberating. 
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Joe Molotov

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Re: Let's plan a murder
« Reply #12 on: December 16, 2008, 06:04:49 PM »
I guess "raped to death in TVC's fuckdumpster" doesn't really count as a "plan".
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Bocsius

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Re: Let's plan a murder
« Reply #13 on: December 16, 2008, 06:06:33 PM »
Leper this filth.

bork

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Re: Let's plan a murder
« Reply #14 on: December 16, 2008, 06:07:17 PM »
Why was this unlocked?

Good question.  Musta hit that button one too many times. 
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