just for kicks.
Target someone (you know?), but either change the name or don't mention his/her name(if you know).
For example:
Let's call him ZickaZhack. Hard to keep track of, major douche, noisy as fuck, beats on Evilbore, has zero redeeming posting value. Personally i imagine just going to the secret icon forum, middle of the day, leaving the building lights off, creating a topic, and a whine to other icons and mods.
The ignore feature would be tricky to handle, what if I want to read a post by him? It probably wouldn't be anything worth reading, so, he could ask for replies and shit. And what if they could somehow link the post to brain cancer? I guess i could just wait for someone else to quote him, just for that purpose, but that would really look like pre meditated reading.
A parody topic...no, where would i get one? How much time would it take? Where would i post it? What about my own precious brain waves in mocking his style? Would i get some new keyboards just to keep my real keyboard "clean", what kind of keyboard? Dvorak? Qwerty? Nah, too much work.
I would use a well-worded complaint, with many supporting links, i would pick it somewhere far gaming side, no connection to the board i have in front of the building. Also, i would have to force the mods, not hard, has happened before.
I would really report it hard, maybe report it twice. Also i would want to wear something with a hood. What if Father Mike responded to the post instead of him? Well, i guess i would just ask for some sugar or shit, feed on his need for attention. Hey maybe he would give me some other kind of sugar, know what i'm sayin?
lolololol
What about you?