this is a joke right
right?
I was mad but then i noticed that pretty much every
review was written by a complete tool:
A by-the-numbers retread that’s ill-conceived as an action vehicle for Cage.
Just another cycle of bombast and boredom.
This could have been good.
and you could have been a filmmaker
A torpid Cage hitman-action piece inoculated with an Asian strain.
The film is handsomely cold looking, but so generic that it's hard to work up much interest in its car chases, shoot outs and frequent breaks to ogle the firm young flesh for sale in Bangkok's fleshpots.
ugly feminist. next.
Toxic and tedious, it's 'Bangkok Boring.'
some mom that thinks shes witty and "fun". next.
Here's a note to Nicolas Cage: Your stylist hates you. Your director and screenwriters? Not so far behind.
Certainly lives down to its title, which sounds like a caveman giving travel advice.
fraternity rapist makes shitty joke that doesnt make any fucking sense. next.
Heavy on the spice and cheap on the meat, Bangkok Dangerous adds plenty of Thai seasoning to the Hollywood lone-assassin recipe, but the result is only mildly pungent.
oh jesus christ
Conclusion: Bangkok Dangerous is movie of the fucking year. Discuss.
