I only have a half bottle of scotch and the liquor store is closed. What do I do?
I can walk to the grocery store and get some wine. Cohen, recommendations? Something tasty that has maybe been fortified with gasoline or something?
There's also about 6 inches of snow on the ground, including on all the sidewalks. It's going to be a trek to even walk to the grocery store. My boots are going to get all snowy and some snow will probably get inside them, exposing my feet to the burning cold. At least they obviously don't use salt here, since that would damage my boots.
This is basically the worst night ever. I wish I were dead. Or that Ron Perlman/lordmaji were assaulting me w/ highly sexualized violence.
