Author Topic: I gave CPR and failed! (Read 1764 times)

BlackMage · « **on:** December 20, 2008, 07:28:19 PM »

Even with a Nurse assisting with an AED. Some hero i turned out to be. :'(

demi · « **Reply #1 on:** December 20, 2008, 07:29:08 PM »

demi · « **Reply #2 on:** December 20, 2008, 07:29:24 PM »

I'd flex you like a twig, punk

demi · « **Reply #3 on:** December 20, 2008, 07:29:38 PM »

Go scream at a wall, cunt

demi · « **Reply #4 on:** December 20, 2008, 07:29:46 PM »

Fucker

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5 on:** December 20, 2008, 07:33:50 PM »

to a real person? what happened to them?

BlackMage · « **Reply #6 on:** December 20, 2008, 07:34:28 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on December 20, 2008, 07:33:50 PM

to a real person? what happened to them?

pronounced dead on arrival at the hospital

TVC15 · « **Reply #7 on:** December 20, 2008, 07:34:55 PM »

was it Patel?

BlackMage · « **Reply #8 on:** December 20, 2008, 07:36:19 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on December 20, 2008, 07:36:00 PM

Quote from: BlackMage on December 20, 2008, 07:34:28 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on December 20, 2008, 07:33:50 PM
to a real person? what happened to them?

pronounced dead on arrival at the hospital

Were you in the hospital?

no I work in a dialysis clinic

demi · « **Reply #9 on:** December 20, 2008, 07:36:25 PM »

Damn I bet you're gonna go into some downward spiral of depression because someone died at your hands...

demi · « **Reply #10 on:** December 20, 2008, 07:36:53 PM »

Personally I'd go mentally insane... you should lock yourself up before that happens...

TVC15 · « **Reply #11 on:** December 20, 2008, 07:37:42 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on December 20, 2008, 07:36:19 PM

Quote from: Jinfash on December 20, 2008, 07:36:00 PM
Quote from: BlackMage on December 20, 2008, 07:34:28 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on December 20, 2008, 07:33:50 PM
to a real person? what happened to them?

pronounced dead on arrival at the hospital

Were you in the hospital?

no I work in a dialysis clinic

Have you ever catheterized a penis?

BlackMage · « **Reply #12 on:** December 20, 2008, 07:38:34 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on December 20, 2008, 07:37:42 PM

Quote from: BlackMage on December 20, 2008, 07:36:19 PM
Quote from: Jinfash on December 20, 2008, 07:36:00 PM
Quote from: BlackMage on December 20, 2008, 07:34:28 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on December 20, 2008, 07:33:50 PM
to a real person? what happened to them?

pronounced dead on arrival at the hospital

Were you in the hospital?

no I work in a dialysis clinic

Have you ever catheterized a penis?

no but i had to help an old blind man pull out his junk to pee. never again!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #13 on:** December 20, 2008, 07:40:34 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on December 20, 2008, 07:34:28 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on December 20, 2008, 07:33:50 PM
to a real person? what happened to them?

pronounced dead on arrival at the hospital

sorry to hear that dude.

BlackMage · « **Reply #14 on:** December 20, 2008, 07:40:40 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on December 20, 2008, 07:39:46 PM

What was wrong with that person?

(may he RIP...)

cardiac arrest. and she was a she

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #15 on:** December 20, 2008, 07:41:30 PM »

did she have rockin' tits?

BlackMage · « **Reply #16 on:** December 20, 2008, 07:42:13 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on December 20, 2008, 07:41:30 PM

did she have rockin' tits?

no sir. no.... no

she was in her 70's

TVC15 · « **Reply #17 on:** December 20, 2008, 07:42:26 PM »

Is it safe to say I am the first person on EB to have spilled their seed since this event occurred?

BlackMage · « **Reply #18 on:** December 20, 2008, 07:43:59 PM »

It just sucks that she was my patient and seemed perfectly fine 30 minutes prior.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #19 on:** December 20, 2008, 07:49:38 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on December 20, 2008, 07:42:26 PM

Is it safe to say I am the first person on EB to have spilled their seed since this event occurred?

how long after 9/11 did it take you to masturbate?

TVC15 · « **Reply #20 on:** December 20, 2008, 07:55:55 PM »

I don't remember 9/11. I had a pretty bad concussion at the time. From the end of August until mid-September is just not there. I was in pretty bad shape, so it's likely I wasn't risking kicking up my blood pressure so much.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #21 on:** December 20, 2008, 07:57:21 PM »

I'm CPR certified, passed the test easily...but there's no way I'd be able to resuscitate someone. So don't pass out around me

Brehvolution · « **Reply #22 on:** December 20, 2008, 07:58:44 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on December 20, 2008, 07:42:26 PM

Is it safe to say I am the first person on EB to have spilled their seed since this event occurred?

lennedsay · « **Reply #23 on:** December 20, 2008, 08:02:25 PM »

Right before Christmas too?

Seriously though, when it's your time, it's your time. You just know it.

Himu · « **Reply #24 on:** December 20, 2008, 10:44:10 PM »

are you okay?

Bocsius · « **Reply #25 on:** December 21, 2008, 01:21:47 AM »

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