Author Topic: When was the first time you masturbated after 9/11? (Read 1525 times)

fistfulofmetal · « **on:** December 20, 2008, 08:09:44 PM »

I asked TVC in the other thread and felt it's a worthy question to base a thread over.

Louis CK uses this question to measure who bad of a person you are, and I think it's a pretty good measuring stick.

So how long after 9/11 did it take for you to first jerk off?

lennedsay · « **Reply #1 on:** December 20, 2008, 08:12:14 PM »

No gherkin for jerkin!

Guybrush Threepwood · « **Reply #2 on:** December 20, 2008, 08:16:04 PM »

My family went to Disney World shortly after 9/11...

It was the best. There was hardly anyone there and we could just ride the rides over and over again. Best vacation ever.

drew · « **Reply #3 on:** December 20, 2008, 08:20:48 PM »

15 minutes

drew · « **Reply #4 on:** December 20, 2008, 08:24:54 PM »

nope

therefore the only option is to make joke posts

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5 on:** December 20, 2008, 08:29:34 PM »

Well I stopped to watch the news when it happened, and I like to multitask so I probably had my penis in hand when the second tower fell.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #6 on:** December 20, 2008, 08:37:04 PM »

why on earth would anyone stop masturbating because of 9/11?

what possible implications could there be for the nations if you decide to whack it in the privacy of your own trailer?

drew · « **Reply #7 on:** December 20, 2008, 08:49:01 PM »

exactly

if anything death on a large scale should cause people to whack it more

Barry Egan · « **Reply #8 on:** December 20, 2008, 09:10:08 PM »

I didn't need to jerk-off for a while after watching the towers fell, if you catch my meaning

drohne · « **Reply #9 on:** December 20, 2008, 09:41:41 PM »

during

actually i'm pretty sure the resonating concussive force of my ejaculation brought down the first tower

Brehvolution · « **Reply #10 on:** December 20, 2008, 10:05:39 PM »

Quote from: drohne on December 20, 2008, 09:41:41 PM

during

actually i'm pretty sure the resonating concussive force of my ejaculation brought down the first tower

drew · « **Reply #11 on:** December 20, 2008, 10:28:16 PM »

Quote from: drohne on December 20, 2008, 09:41:41 PM

during

actually i'm pretty sure the resonating concussive force of my ejaculation brought down the first tower

youuu son of a bitch

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #12 on:** December 20, 2008, 10:32:56 PM »

"after"?

Himu · « **Reply #13 on:** December 20, 2008, 10:40:36 PM »

I think i jacked off the day of 9/11

cool breeze · « **Reply #14 on:** December 20, 2008, 10:47:50 PM »

I don't keep track. All I remember in the moments after 9/11 was wondering when TV would go back to normal.

Tucah · « **Reply #15 on:** December 20, 2008, 11:12:35 PM »

Probably 9/11, didn't stop me at all.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #16 on:** December 20, 2008, 11:51:59 PM »

You people jacked off on my mom's birthday. Gross.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #17 on:** December 20, 2008, 11:54:27 PM »

You don't live anywhere near my mother!

Tristam · « **Reply #18 on:** December 21, 2008, 02:47:30 AM »

I was 14 then; I never missed a day of spanking it. So probably seven or eight hours afterward.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #19 on:** December 21, 2008, 11:22:25 AM »

I'm guessing I'm supposed to give an edgy answer that shows just how cool I am by showing my callousness towards 9/11.

So given that, I jacked off during the entire collapsing of the towers and jacked off again once I found out how many people died.

Seriously, whoever thought this was supposed to be funny is a dumbfuck.

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Author Topic: When was the first time you masturbated after 9/11? (Read 1525 times)