Author Topic: The "Bob's Game" dude is scaring me (Read 25264 times)

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #60 on:** January 06, 2009, 04:34:15 PM »

This is definitely a day 1 purchase or download or whatever for me all the same, though.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #61 on:** January 06, 2009, 05:22:10 PM »

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Nintendo, you cannot continue ignoring me.

There is nobody like me. I have created the entire game, start to finish.
I am far better than Miyamoto, Itoi, Kojima, Carmack, and Wright COMBINED.
NONE of these "designers" could create the entire thing if their lives depended on it!
They rely on the assistance of others- and take all the credit. They don't even deserve their titles! I have bested them all by far.

"bob's game" is a game by ONE PERSON, and it's one of the GREATEST GAMES EVER MADE- if not THE BEST.
I stand alone on a mountain no other has even dared to climb. I have swam across the ocean only cruise ships could cross.
I have walked through the desert of no return. I have stepped in the footprints of none, a path never taken.
I have MADE HISTORY, and history cannot be undone. It's too late, Nintendo.

No man has ever accomplished what I have accomplished at 25 years old- it's no wonder you fear accepting this truth!
My work has humiliated your teams of engineers. One young man- singlehandedly- has made their lifetime of work seem like child's play.
How can they possibly compete with such overwhelming skill? It's not even fair, is it? That's too bad, Nintendo. I'm real, and I'm here.
You can't ignore me forever. I AM RIGHT, AND IT WILL WORK.

I am the GREATEST GAME DEVELOPER THAT EVER LIVED.
I am a GENIUS, and I will be around for the next 40 years- eating away at your company until it exists no longer.
I will find way after way to slowly destroy your bottom line, and your business will fail.
The name NINTENDO will be forgotten, a discarded husk like so many others.
"bob's game" will live on FOREVER.

THOSE WHO DOUBT ME- YOU WILL BE PROVEN WRONG.
IN TIME THE TRUTH WILL PREVAIL.
PREPARE TO EAT YOUR WORDS.

YES, I AM COMPLETELY SERIOUS!

WHO'S TAKING NAMES NOW, REGGIE?!

Definitely gone insane.

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #62 on:** January 06, 2009, 05:24:16 PM »

Welp, that about wraps it up for Bob

I'm starting to think that this is a hoax

brawndolicious · « **Reply #63 on:** January 06, 2009, 05:33:07 PM »

Quote from: Sho Nuff on January 06, 2009, 05:24:16 PM

Welp, that about wraps it up for Bob

I'm starting to think that this is a hoax

I don't. I honestly think he managed to make 15,000 hours of content filled with something.

bork · « **Reply #64 on:** January 06, 2009, 05:33:51 PM »

I guess this is what happens when you lock yourself in a room and never come out.

demi · « **Reply #65 on:** January 06, 2009, 05:34:21 PM »

He's only been locked in there for like 20 days. I've gone longer... Bob is weaksauce

cool breeze · « **Reply #66 on:** January 06, 2009, 05:41:33 PM »

I don't think he's allowed to even use the internet or anything like that. He just sit at his desk and tool around with his shitty game that no one wants.

Think about it, he spends each day living his life playing some crappy game in which he plays as himself in a weird fantasy world where people actually like him. He's gone insane knowing that more people he's created in his game care for him than those in the real world.

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #67 on:** January 06, 2009, 05:55:25 PM »

If I were Reggie I would probably call the cops

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #68 on:** January 06, 2009, 06:05:27 PM »

Quote from: demi on January 06, 2009, 04:02:09 AM

Apparently Bob has been contacted by a chinese company who can distribute his game on a flash cart via wal-mart

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I have been approached by a Chinese homebrew cart manufacturer that can secure a retail distribution deal with Wal-mart, similar to what Tengen or Galoob did, but on a DSi enabled homebrew cart with "bob's game" included on a microSD card, for less than the price of a high-budget DS title. It gives them the legitimate means they've needed to go to retail, and it gets my game on a cart.
The plan will work.

http://forums.selectbutton.net/viewtopic.php?t=15393&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=615&sid=e881fd0ab64df2fe72a3f98684406aca

He should just accept this offer. Nintendo isn't going to deal with this dumbfuck asspie.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #69 on:** January 06, 2009, 06:09:07 PM »

Man, I want one of them LED grid display thingies.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #70 on:** January 06, 2009, 06:13:56 PM »

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Definitely gone insane.

nah, it's just conscious self-parody at this point. he's trying to play along with the backlash. he's not terribly adept at it, but whatever.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #71 on:** January 06, 2009, 07:31:51 PM »

Besides, Nintendo doesn't really need to release software these days.

Guybrush Threepwood · « **Reply #72 on:** January 06, 2009, 09:55:52 PM »

okay, this guy is a fucking loser

Diunx · « **Reply #73 on:** January 07, 2009, 12:25:24 AM »

I'm pirating this game day one, but probably wont play it because it looks like something that came out of my ass after a night of enchiladas and laxatives.

T-Short · « **Reply #74 on:** January 07, 2009, 03:24:02 AM »

I wonder how long Nibris locked them selves up before getting their devkit?

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #75 on:** January 07, 2009, 07:19:25 AM »

Nibris has a devkit?

T-Short · « **Reply #76 on:** January 07, 2009, 07:32:53 AM »

Quote from: Sho Nuff on January 07, 2009, 07:19:25 AM

Nibris has a devkit?

I remember seeing a wii devkit on one of the pics on their website, but they seem to have removed that pic now!

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #77 on:** January 08, 2009, 06:34:51 PM »

"I sincerely apologize to all Nintendo staff, and all "bob's game" fans.
I don't know what's come over me lately!
I would never try to damage you, Nintendo! I'm a huge fan!

I'm trying really hard here... I believe in you, Nintendo.
You know how hard this is on me, right? It's practically torture! What else can I do, Nintendo? You won't ignore my protest, I know you won't!
Your company must hear my pleas! A young hero trying his best- like Mario, or Link- won't be abandoned and tossed aside, will he?
A kindhearted company like Nintendo would never ignore the pleas of a distressed young talent! I have faith in you, Nintendo!
In fact, I... Ugh... My head... This pain! Why won't this pain go away?! DON'T YOU DARE IGNORE ME, NINTENDO.
I DEMAND THE SDK- AND IF YOU DO NOT OBEY I WILL TAKE MY REVENGE, YOU MISERABLE FOOLS!
I WILL RUN YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE COMPANY INTO THE GROUND AND SPIT ON THE SMOLDERING REMAINS!
I WILL CRUSH YOU INTO DUST AND FLUSH AWAY THE ASHES LIKE ANY OTHER FILTH! ROTTING, PUTRID SEWAGE- THAT'S ALL YOU ARE!"

I don't think he's gonna make it 100 days

Vizzys · « **Reply #78 on:** January 08, 2009, 06:43:58 PM »

thats some comedic writing right there

Vizzys · « **Reply #79 on:** January 08, 2009, 06:51:37 PM »

I think hes wearing spiked armor

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #80 on:** January 08, 2009, 06:54:04 PM »

OMG he's turned into Road Warrior Hawk

Robo · « **Reply #81 on:** January 08, 2009, 07:07:25 PM »

Someone should definitely call the cops.

cool breeze · « **Reply #82 on:** January 08, 2009, 07:32:01 PM »

so this is how Nintendo fans react when they try to accomplish something in life

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #83 on:** January 08, 2009, 07:35:13 PM »

Quote from: RoboJ on January 08, 2009, 07:07:25 PM

Someone should definitely call the guys in white coats.

Fixed.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #84 on:** January 09, 2009, 02:58:40 AM »

Quote from: Sho Nuff on January 08, 2009, 06:34:51 PM

"I sincerely apologize to all Nintendo staff, and all "bob's game" fans.
I don't know what's come over me lately!
I would never try to damage you, Nintendo! I'm a huge fan!

I'm trying really hard here... I believe in you, Nintendo.
You know how hard this is on me, right? It's practically torture! What else can I do, Nintendo? You won't ignore my protest, I know you won't!
Your company must hear my pleas! A young hero trying his best- like Mario, or Link- won't be abandoned and tossed aside, will he?
A kindhearted company like Nintendo would never ignore the pleas of a distressed young talent! I have faith in you, Nintendo!
In fact, I... Ugh... My head... This pain! Why won't this pain go away?! DON'T YOU DARE IGNORE ME, NINTENDO.
I DEMAND THE SDK- AND IF YOU DO NOT OBEY I WILL TAKE MY REVENGE, YOU MISERABLE FOOLS!
I WILL RUN YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE COMPANY INTO THE GROUND AND SPIT ON THE SMOLDERING REMAINS!
I WILL CRUSH YOU INTO DUST AND FLUSH AWAY THE ASHES LIKE ANY OTHER FILTH! ROTTING, PUTRID SEWAGE- THAT'S ALL YOU ARE!"

I don't think he's gonna make it 100 days

he writes like a shitty treehouse loc effort

this is why earthbound is despicable

demi · « **Reply #85 on:** January 09, 2009, 03:04:33 AM »

He writes like Jotaro

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #86 on:** January 09, 2009, 03:25:54 AM »

I dont think he's a typical asspie...
its probably compounded by borderline psychosis. Which doesnt make a whole lot of sense because asspies are usually rational to a fault. Probably earlier child abuse. Or at least neglect. Who leaves their teenager in their room alone for years and years?

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #87 on:** January 09, 2009, 05:16:07 AM »

I'm starting to think this is viral marketing. It's just too silly. Has anyone looked up his domain?

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #88 on:** January 09, 2009, 05:35:26 AM »

The thing is, though, he talks about flashcard stuff so much and no company in their right mind would acknowledge that stuff even in viral marketing. Maybe Bob is indeed just a loon.

demi · « **Reply #89 on:** January 09, 2009, 06:09:45 AM »

He's nutso. He's just some random guy in Michigan.

Robo · « **Reply #90 on:** January 09, 2009, 11:03:44 AM »

Quote from: jarosh on January 09, 2009, 06:06:16 AM

it's an interesting theory, though i doubt it's vm.

he might be a loon, but there's gotta be more to it. take the last quote you posted. nobody writes like that and is serious. if you're nuts, you're nuts and it shows. this reads like something out of a screenplay for a bad sitcom. yet if he was trying to be funny, then what's the point of the protest and how does it help his cause? something just doesn't add up...

he's an idiot. mystery solved.

TVC15 · « **Reply #91 on:** January 09, 2009, 12:52:25 PM »

He's from michigan. This is probably PD's latest scam.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #92 on:** January 09, 2009, 02:53:28 PM »

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yet if he was trying to be funny, then what's the point of the protest and how does it help his cause?

He's spending the 100 days porting the game to mobile phones. The "protest" angle is just to get some kind of publicity out of it, and to give him an outlet to blow off steam. Other than that it doesn't have to be a carefully considered rational action, you may as well ask why I post random threads to the OT forum all the time. It's because I'm bored/procrastinating/frustrated/etc.

demi · « **Reply #93 on:** January 10, 2009, 08:01:32 AM »

LMFAO! He left the room

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It was foolish of me to think Nintendo would hear my pleas. They're just another heartless corporation, only interested in the biggest profits.
The core gamers don't matter anymore. It's not about the games or the fans, it's about spreading out and getting casual gamers to buy Wii Fit.
The golden days of video games are long gone. A game like mine has no place on the shelf along with games like "Crossword Puzzles" and "Sudoku."

Nintendo sells all these games about "doing your best" and "being the hero," telling kids "you can do it if you try," but in the end that's just a story, a marketing lie that sounds good.
That's business. That's the real world. In reality, if Link approached the castle gate, a guard would just throw him out. It doesn't matter how much courage he has.
It doesn't matter how talented he is with his sword, or how pure hearted he might be. He's wearing a dirty tunic and he has no credentials.
"Get out of here, you stupid kid." The evil kingdom of Ganon (Or should I say "Gantendo") spreads across the land, Zelda dies, and the credits scroll. Game over.
That's the real Nintendo, I guess.

I've had enough. I'm ending the protest. I give up on getting the SDK. I really tried my best. Show's over. It's just not going to work.
Sorry, everyone. I just can't stay in here. My head won't stop pounding. I feel like I'm losing my mind. It's like I'm splitting in half.
I keep seeing these posts that I apparently wrote, but I can't remember writing them. I'm afraid I'm becoming someone else entirely.

Nobody even takes me seriously anymore- how is Nintendo supposed to? Everyone thinks it's some kind of viral ad. It's obviously not. I'm one guy that can't get a break.
Don't you think that maybe I might get a little angry being locked in here for a month with no response? So maybe I have to joke around a little to cheer myself up. Big deal.
I'll stay locked in for the rest of today to make an even 30 days, and then the protest is over. I know I lost. I've been completely disgraced and humiliated.
I've been stepped on, pushed around, and trampled from all sides. It's like trying to fight a machine with words, with an army mocking you the whole time.

It's OK, Nintendo. I'm trying not to blame you, I really am. It's just.. man, I was stupid to believe that stuff.
"Be a hero! You can do it!" Yeah, right. "Throw away five years of your life." I guess that doesn't sell as well, huh?

My head hurts, so I'm ending this post. Sorry, everybody. Whatever. Why does this HURT so much?!
:'{

demi · « **Reply #94 on:** January 10, 2009, 08:09:37 AM »

Ahahaha he's lying right there under it all. I swear I saw something shuffle between frames.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #95 on:** January 10, 2009, 08:28:41 AM »

Haha, what a nutjob.

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #96 on:** January 10, 2009, 09:21:48 AM »

Uhhhhh Bob doesn't appear to be moving

I really hope this is a joke

edit: Oh wait he's moving. Thanks gaf.

demi · « **Reply #97 on:** January 10, 2009, 09:32:00 AM »

That's too funny

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #98 on:** January 10, 2009, 09:38:27 AM »

I wonder if he actually smashed his setup or gently set everything askew on the floor and then lay down in it

There's no way this can be real

archie4208 · « **Reply #99 on:** January 10, 2009, 09:43:15 AM »

Nintendo viral marketing

muckhole · « **Reply #100 on:** January 10, 2009, 09:44:35 AM »

Now I want to play it.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #101 on:** January 10, 2009, 11:01:46 AM »

I'm beginning to think that this whole thing is an elaborate attempt to troll Nintendo.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #102 on:** January 10, 2009, 11:06:34 AM »

Quote from: Sho Nuff on January 10, 2009, 09:21:48 AM

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edit: Oh wait he's moving. Thanks gaf.

OMG, this whole thing has to be a stunt. There's no way this guy can be serious (and be allowed to live on his own).

T-Short · « **Reply #103 on:** January 10, 2009, 12:19:32 PM »

muckhole · « **Reply #104 on:** January 10, 2009, 12:27:52 PM »

Bored at work, so I just sent Nintendo an email outlining my dissatisfaction with their crushing the dream of the common man.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #105 on:** January 10, 2009, 12:29:31 PM »

I was also bored so I just sent an email to Nintendo telling them to ignore Muck as this event has caused me more enjoyment than Nintendogs. They should make this a series.

Crushed · « **Reply #106 on:** January 10, 2009, 01:01:40 PM »

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The evil kingdom of Ganon (Or should I say "Gantendo") spreads across the land, Zelda dies, and the credits scroll. Game over.

cool breeze · « **Reply #107 on:** January 10, 2009, 01:14:36 PM »

put on some damn socks

muckhole · « **Reply #108 on:** January 10, 2009, 01:43:08 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on January 10, 2009, 12:29:31 PM

I was also bored so I just sent an email to Nintendo telling them to ignore Muck as this event has caused me more enjoyment than Nintendo Dogs. They should make this a series.

Now I'm going to have to boycott Father Mike. Expect a strongly worded email.

Diunx · « **Reply #109 on:** January 10, 2009, 01:48:39 PM »

Quote from: Hyoushi on January 10, 2009, 12:19:32 PM

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this is awesome I love when nintendo destroy their fanbase dreams.

Purple Filth · « **Reply #110 on:** January 10, 2009, 02:40:52 PM »

Looks like hes finally gonna put out an iphone version now.

Will check out XBLA and Steam

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In the meantime, I'm working on the Android, iPhone, and OpenPandora ports for 100 days straight.
These platforms are awesome! Yuu doesn't even need a publisher! What a great idea!
I'm also looking into XBLA and Steam, thanks to everyone who suggested it!

cool breeze · « **Reply #111 on:** January 10, 2009, 02:54:04 PM »

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Yuu doesn't even need a publisher!

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #112 on:** January 10, 2009, 05:24:18 PM »

Quote from: diunx on January 10, 2009, 01:48:39 PM

Quote from: Hyoushi on January 10, 2009, 12:19:32 PM
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this is awesome I love when nintendo destroy their fanbase dreams.

They didn't, though. He's just so delusional* that he actually thought if he pouted long enough that Nintendo would treat him like an adult.

*Or this is viral marketing for gaming on the iPhone.

TVC15 · « **Reply #113 on:** January 10, 2009, 06:06:35 PM »

Nintendo shows itslef to be the worst gaming company (yet again) by singling out and pissing all over one of its (obviously) biggest fans. Anyone that supports Nintendo is a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #114 on:** January 10, 2009, 06:15:24 PM »

Quote from: jarosh on January 09, 2009, 03:24:43 PM

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on January 09, 2009, 02:53:28 PM
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yet if he was trying to be funny, then what's the point of the protest and how does it help his cause?

He's spending the 100 days porting the game to mobile phones. The "protest" angle is just to get some kind of publicity out of it, and to give him an outlet to blow off steam. Other than that it doesn't have to be a carefully considered rational action, you may as well ask why I post random threads to the OT forum all the time. It's because I'm bored/procrastinating/frustrated/etc.
that actually makes the most sense so far, that he'd use the protest and his (fake) lunacy as a publicity stunt for something else. i guess.

i realize there doesn't need to be any rational explanation for random actions. i was just surprised that he'd act so consciously crazy (obviously faking it and going over the top) thereby lessening his chances of being taking seriously (by nintendo or ANYONE potentially interested in his game) - which is ALL HE STRIFES FOR in his sad little existence apparently. the dichotomy is confusing - that's the only thing making me consider that there might be more to this than we think.

he thinks he's a zany character in earthbound or zelda. please have one of your elite swiss militiamen exterminate him.

demi · « **Reply #115 on:** January 10, 2009, 06:46:01 PM »

Quote from: Purple Filth on January 10, 2009, 02:40:52 PM

Looks like hes finally gonna put out an iphone version now.

Will check out XBLA and Steam

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In the meantime, I'm working on the Android, iPhone, and OpenPandora ports for 100 days straight.
These platforms are awesome! Yuu doesn't even need a publisher! What a great idea!
I'm also looking into XBLA and Steam, thanks to everyone who suggested it!

That quote has been there for a while

cool breeze · « **Reply #116 on:** January 10, 2009, 07:34:26 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 10, 2009, 06:06:35 PM

Nintendo shows itslef to be the worst gaming company (yet again) by singling out and pissing all over one of its (obviously) biggest fans. Anyone that supports Nintendo is a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.

speak for yourself

Nintendo pissing over it's psycho fans is fantastic

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #117 on:** January 11, 2009, 07:43:01 PM »

"Yes, I woke up to several very angry police officers in my room.
The good news is that upon evaluation, I'm officially CERTIFIED SANE!
(So they THINK, anyway...)
Heh.. heh.. heheh.. haaaaaa.....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hey, no more headache!"

Oh Bob, you tool.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #118 on:** January 12, 2009, 06:16:42 PM »

Quote from: swaggaz on January 10, 2009, 07:34:26 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 10, 2009, 06:06:35 PM
Nintendo shows itslef to be the worst gaming company (yet again) by singling out and pissing all over one of its (obviously) biggest fans. Anyone that supports Nintendo is a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.

speak for yourself

Nintendo pissing over it's psycho fans is fantastic

I agree with swaggaz.

Diunx · « **Reply #119 on:** January 18, 2009, 10:38:04 AM »

That guy is an idiot, the japanese mafia is a lot easier to fight that aliens, you just need to distract them with loli anime, used panties or a Godzilla movie and the trow a homemade bomb when they are all together staring at the tv screen or sniffing some underwear, we have never made contact with aliens so who knows what their weakness is.

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Author Topic: The "Bob's Game" dude is scaring me (Read 25264 times)