Serious answer is that I'm a Distribution Engineer of Natural Gas. So it is my job to basically ensure that everything is up to regulation, ensuring that there is enough natural gas flowing through the pipes, setting up natural gas systems from homes to large businesses, designing gas regulator stations, etc. Twice a year, I will go to conferences with utility boards and discuss regulation matters.
The pay is pretty damn nice for a starting graduate and since it is an essential utility, it is pretty recession proof. Someone, somewhere in my district is going to use natural gas. That is where I'm needed.