Author Topic: I'm watching Mamma Mia with my wife... (Read 5690 times)

Mr. Gundam · « **on:** December 21, 2008, 11:25:51 PM »

I want to kill something SO BAD.

I need to do something manly as soon as possible.

demi · « **Reply #1 on:** December 21, 2008, 11:26:25 PM »

Oh you got it?? Can you tell me if it has THE BOAT THAT ROCKED trailer on it? I know UK version does.

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #2 on:** December 21, 2008, 11:27:08 PM »

Let her fuck you in the ass with a strap-on.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #3 on:** December 21, 2008, 11:27:33 PM »

We rented it, I'll check when it's over.

I hope it's over soon. I didn't know there were so many Abba songs.

Quote from: CurseoftheGods on December 21, 2008, 11:27:08 PM

Let her fuck you in the ass with a strap-on.

Watching Mamma Mia is pretty much the same thing.

I like musicals, but Goddamn this is horrible.

Oh fuck, Brosnon is trying to sing now.

Robo · « **Reply #4 on:** December 21, 2008, 11:28:49 PM »

I am under the impression that this is even worse than The Beegee's Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. True or untrue?

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #5 on:** December 21, 2008, 11:29:58 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on December 21, 2008, 11:29:08 PM

gay

I'm trying to block it out by playing on the laptop.

Urge to build something rising...

T234 · « **Reply #6 on:** December 21, 2008, 11:30:21 PM »

Quote from: CurseoftheGods on December 21, 2008, 11:27:08 PM

Let her fuck you in the ass with a strap-on.

He already did. It was a 1.2 mm thick disc made of polycarbonate with a 120 mm diameter.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #7 on:** December 21, 2008, 11:30:54 PM »

Quote from: T234 on December 21, 2008, 11:30:21 PM

Quote from: CurseoftheGods on December 21, 2008, 11:27:08 PM
Let her fuck you in the ass with a strap-on.

He already did. It was a 1.2 mm thick disc made of polycarbonate with a 120 mm or 80 mm diameter.

It's a Blu-ray disc. That special scratch resistant coating hurts even worse.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #8 on:** December 21, 2008, 11:31:14 PM »

Quote from: CurseoftheGods on December 21, 2008, 11:27:08 PM

Let her fuck you in the ass with a strap-on.

do it to "the Winner Takes it All."

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #9 on:** December 21, 2008, 11:31:48 PM »

Shit. I've only heard like four of these Abba songs before.

My wife has been singing along with every single song.

T234 · « **Reply #10 on:** December 21, 2008, 11:32:01 PM »

Quote from: distantmantra on December 21, 2008, 11:30:54 PM

Quote from: T234 on December 21, 2008, 11:30:21 PM
Quote from: CurseoftheGods on December 21, 2008, 11:27:08 PM
Let her fuck you in the ass with a strap-on.

He already did. It was a 1.2 mm thick disc made of polycarbonate with a 120 mm or 80 mm diameter.

It's a Blu-ray disc. That special scratch resistant coating hurts even worse.

oh god

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #11 on:** December 21, 2008, 11:33:26 PM »

Quote from: T234 on December 21, 2008, 11:32:01 PM

Quote from: distantmantra on December 21, 2008, 11:30:54 PM
Quote from: T234 on December 21, 2008, 11:30:21 PM
Quote from: CurseoftheGods on December 21, 2008, 11:27:08 PM
Let her fuck you in the ass with a strap-on.

He already did. It was a 1.2 mm thick disc made of polycarbonate with a 120 mm or 80 mm diameter.

It's a Blu-ray disc. That special scratch resistant coating hurts even worse.
oh god

I'm actually kind of impressed she rented the Blu-ray version and not the DVD version...

T234 · « **Reply #12 on:** December 21, 2008, 11:36:10 PM »

Now you can just be like, "Aren't you glad we got an HDTV!" , and then totally make it on the couch?

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #13 on:** December 21, 2008, 11:37:15 PM »

Quote from: T234 on December 21, 2008, 11:36:10 PM

Now you can just be like, "Aren't you glad we got an HDTV!" , and then totally make it on the couch?

That happened when I bought her Dreamgirls...

And with Chicago...

And Rent...

And then when I bought her Hairspray for Christmas...

I enjoyed all of those, but this is embarrassing.

T234 · « **Reply #14 on:** December 21, 2008, 11:40:06 PM »

What two consenting adults do in the privacy of their own home is their business, sir.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #15 on:** December 21, 2008, 11:41:02 PM »

I don't think he consented.

TVC15 · « **Reply #16 on:** December 21, 2008, 11:44:19 PM »

How could you, as a music fan, not know fucking ABBA songs?

T234 · « **Reply #17 on:** December 21, 2008, 11:44:54 PM »

There is a thread on Something Awful about something similar to this that made me laugh for days on end once.

Mantra, if she starts sliding DVDs under a locked door, BAIL OUT.

demi · « **Reply #18 on:** December 21, 2008, 11:45:17 PM »

Quote from: distantmantra on December 21, 2008, 11:37:15 PM

And then when I bought her Hairspray for Christmas...

I enjoyed all of those

T234 · « **Reply #19 on:** December 21, 2008, 11:46:18 PM »

Demi, this ain't a thread about the sex life of G!

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #20 on:** December 21, 2008, 11:47:43 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on December 21, 2008, 11:44:19 PM

How could you, as a music fan, not know fucking ABBA songs?

He's a hetrosexual male?

The trailer for this movie made me violent. It's like everything terrible in a movie all compacted into 2 minutes.

TVC15 · « **Reply #21 on:** December 21, 2008, 11:50:38 PM »

Ain't nothing wrong with ABBA, TA. John McCain even likes ABBA and he was a POW.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #22 on:** December 21, 2008, 11:51:29 PM »

I've watched Grease about 18 times. I don't really have much credibility in this thread.

TVC15 · « **Reply #23 on:** December 21, 2008, 11:52:10 PM »

There's something wrong with Grease now?

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #24 on:** December 21, 2008, 11:52:56 PM »

Not at all. It's just not something a manly man would admit to.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #25 on:** December 21, 2008, 11:53:40 PM »

Abba's fine, but musicals are lame.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #26 on:** December 22, 2008, 12:31:12 AM »

I wanna see it haha.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #27 on:** December 22, 2008, 12:54:07 AM »

my favorite ABBA song is S.O.S. and I hear that Brosnan just SLAUGHTERS it

Mandark · « **Reply #28 on:** December 22, 2008, 01:11:06 AM »

Most of the ABBA fans I know are angry rednecks. I think I'm just working off of a small data sample.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #29 on:** December 22, 2008, 01:27:42 AM »

Quote from: Mandark on December 22, 2008, 01:11:06 AM

Most of the ABBA fans I know are angry rednecks. I think I'm just working off of a small data sample.

Yup, a redneck's Sunday is in a motor-home, flying the Confederate flag, stomping on wedding dresses, watching Nascar, drinking Jack Daniels, and listening to ABBA.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #30 on:** December 22, 2008, 01:44:23 AM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on December 22, 2008, 12:54:07 AM

my favorite ABBA song is S.O.S. and I hear that Brosnan just SLAUGHTERS it

S.O.S. is an ABBA song I actually know, and yes, he butchers it.

Waterloo is my favorite Abba song.

EvilBoris · « **Reply #31 on:** December 22, 2008, 01:46:22 AM »

then you must have loved the end credits :swedencry

take a chance on me is my favourite.

TVC15 · « **Reply #32 on:** December 22, 2008, 01:47:26 AM »

Quote from: distantmantra on December 22, 2008, 01:44:23 AM

Waterloo is my favorite Abba song.

WHAT THE FUCK.

Dude, buy your ass a copy of ABBA Gold asap. I don't care if you don't like their music, your ignorant ass just needs to GET EDUMACATED.

TVC15 · « **Reply #33 on:** December 22, 2008, 01:51:51 AM »

I'm going to listen to Fernando right now because of this thread.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #34 on:** December 22, 2008, 01:54:41 AM »

"Waterloo," "Gimme Gimme Gimme," "Money Money Money," "Dancing Queen," and "Take a Chance on Me" are some of my favs.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #35 on:** December 22, 2008, 02:00:31 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on December 22, 2008, 01:47:26 AM

Quote from: distantmantra on December 22, 2008, 01:44:23 AM
Waterloo is my favorite Abba song.

WHAT THE FUCK.

Dude, buy your ass a copy of ABBA Gold asap. I don't care if you don't like their music, your ignorant ass just needs to GET EDUMACATED.

Wife has Abba Gold, actually. She's played it in the car numerous times, I just ignore it since I'm driving.

Quote from: Night Man on December 22, 2008, 01:54:41 AM

"Waterloo," "Gimme Gimme Gimme," "Money Money Money," "Dancing Queen," and "Take a Chance on Me" are some of my favs.

Along with S.O.S., Xanadu and Fernando, those are all the Abba songs I know.

TVC15 · « **Reply #36 on:** December 22, 2008, 02:01:47 AM »

That is some hot shit. Ancient jewish zombie Madonna was wise in her theft. Listen to that Micromoog fuckin' sing.

TVC15 · « **Reply #37 on:** December 22, 2008, 02:03:44 AM »

Xanadu? Son, I know when I'm being trolled.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #38 on:** December 22, 2008, 02:05:45 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on December 22, 2008, 02:03:44 AM

Xanadu? Son, I know when I'm being trolled.

It's not that I hate Abba, I didn't grow up with them.

My ignorance of Abba is so great that I CONSTANTLY get that Olivia Newton John song mistaken for Abba.

I seek forgiveness at the altar of Swedish pop.

TVC15 · « **Reply #39 on:** December 22, 2008, 02:09:11 AM »

How could you not want more?

Also, greatest song of the 80s contender One Night in Bangkok was written by the dudes from ABBA.

I'm not sure what synthesizer was used for that song. It doesn't sound like a Moog, but I'm not up on my 80s synthesizers so I could be wrong.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #40 on:** December 22, 2008, 02:11:07 AM »

My wife is obsessed with Chess. I know it very very well.

TVC15 · « **Reply #41 on:** December 22, 2008, 02:17:27 AM »

Anyway, my favorite ABBA song is Take a Chance on Me.

ABBA is awesome. Appreciate.

They have sold more albums than shockingly popular shitty acts like AC/DC and Led Zeppelin. So they must be good.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #42 on:** December 22, 2008, 02:20:16 AM »

Did you hear that Mamma Mia is the highest grossing film in Britain of all time?

It also sold 1.6 million copies on DVD on release day. That's over 1 million more than the closest competitor, Titanic.

TVC15 · « **Reply #43 on:** December 22, 2008, 02:22:10 AM »

Quote from: distantmantra on December 22, 2008, 02:20:16 AM

Did you hear that Mamma Mia is the highest grossing film in Britain of all time?

It also sold 1.6 million copies on DVD on release day. That's over 1 million more than the closest competitor, Titanic.

Yikes. I have never seen Mamma Mia. I was mildly curious but I heard the movie is kind of a shitty adaptation of the stage show, which I have also never seen.